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Seven Hundred Bee
Nov 1, 2006

Drunk Nerds posted:

He didn't. He showed up in the Blue Story thread and mentioned that he had managed to get his life together.

I thought he caught a perma for being creepy to goons? And his diaper fetish poo poo?

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Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Dragonatrix posted:

Okay I just have to know more about this. This sounds amazing

Ok, I can't find the original threads and I'm phone posting but my memory has been jogged.

This guy calling himself Romeo rose was catching some attention on the internet https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/romeo-rose-sleepless-in-austin-ad/

Goons started a mock thread about him, and were commenting on the insane stuff he was getting up to online. An Austin goon decided she wanted to set her friend up on a date with this guy. The friend had a cast on for some reason, and stuck a knife in it for protection, but they ended up hitting it off. At some point, both joined the forums, and he posted his dick in a thread. They were awful and got run off, but I think Romeo had several accounts before he got tired of SA.

Apparently the goon friend dating Romeo was pretty bad herself, and had a Twitter hating on homeless people in Austin. She tried to run for office and had her internet panty selling business come back up

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



PhysicsFrenzy posted:

ground floor baby :getin:

My favorite saga has to be the gamecube mod challenge. I joined to read Let's Plays just in time to watch a guy send himself to the hostpital.

I still think about how one guy just showed up and decided to dynamite some goats in the middle of that.

It wasn't even related to anything and nobody asked him to do it.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Solice Kirsk posted:

:stonk:

I remember in one of the bachelor threads (I think) someone talked about how they would run their finger over one of these to "dry it off" and then smear it on the same spot on his wall or headboard or something and he posted a pic of the smear stain it was, maybe, one of the worst/funniest/grossest things I've ever seen.

In fact the bachelor threads in general are a pretty great saga.

I still think about this one guy who one-upped all the piss bottlers in one of the original bachelor threads. He had wooden floorboards in his bedroom that sat above a crawlspace and one of the boards had a huge knothole in it. So in the night he would get out of bed and just lie down on the floor and stick his dick through the hole and piss down into the foundation. And apparently his dogs hung out in that space a lot? I don't remember it too clearly but every once in a while I start thinking about the guy with the floorboard piss glory hole and start cracking up.

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Kerbtree posted:

Anyone remember goons corresponding with Nicky Pacione? A very bad writer who didn’t take being rejected at all well.
FATHERFUCKING ELDER ABUSE

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose
Does anyone else remember the e/n or maybe a/t thread about the Hasidic woman who was trying to escape her abusive family? Her avatar was knee high socks and I think she ended up leaving her family behind but felt extremely guilty and wasn't used to normie life

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Schmeichy posted:

Does anyone else remember the e/n or maybe a/t thread about the Hasidic woman who was trying to escape her abusive family? Her avatar was knee high socks and I think she ended up leaving her family behind but felt extremely guilty and wasn't used to normie life

It was Ask/tell, the poster in question was Fascinator. That thread was so informative.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

AngryRobotsInc posted:

Yeah, if I recall right being incredibly racist all the time was how he thought he was keeping the CIA and the BBC from reading his mind, or something like that. Sad situation all around.

The wikipedia article on him is pretty drat depressing.

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Ugly In The Morning posted:

It was Ask/tell, the poster in question was Fascinator. That thread was so informative.

Thanks! Yeah it was a great read

shelley
Nov 8, 2010
Here’s a link to Fascinator’s thread (might require archives). Someone else also did a similar thread just a couple years ago.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Dragonatrix posted:

Azure_Horizon, yeah. Was a pretty bad poster in general, but bragging about that and acting like it's totally normal is just absurd.

The worst part about that whole thing was that the E/N mods treated it like it was no big deal, refused to do anything about it, and it took someone going to lowtax to get him banned.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Seven Hundred Bee posted:

I thought he caught a perma for being creepy to goons? And his diaper fetish poo poo?

Maybe afterward. But he definitely came into the BS thread and was humble and seemed like a success [source needed]

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

IShallRiseAgain posted:

The worst part about that whole thing was that the E/N mods treated it like it was no big deal, refused to do anything about it, and it took someone going to lowtax to get him banned.

So no different than the usual E/N drama

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

pentyne posted:

Any others? I know the banhammer means something but I assumed it was a D&D or old LF thing.

the banhammer is ancient. it predates both d&d and lf. way back when, there was no d&d, there was only current events (ce), which got rolled together with the old science and philosophy forum (s&p) to create a forum for enlightened debate and reasoned, factual discourse and ahahahahhah. this happened in the fall of 2002

the banhammer is referenced in morrowind, a game which came out in the spring of 2002

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Easter_Eggs#Arlowe_and_the_Banhammer

i dont think banhammer really means anything, it's just when you get banned it's like lowtax hits your account with a hammer, more or less

Mr. Fall Down Terror fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Jan 11, 2020

Hub Cat
Aug 3, 2011

Trunk Lover

I forget who was looking for images from the Fruit hat and Flaskfucker thread in the old thread, but it turns out they are all on the homepage

Flask Fucker posted:

Twigand Berries

500ml Erlenmeyer Flask Filled With Raw Hamburger




As was discussed, the test subject was unlubricated and inserted his penis into the Flask flaccid, trusting in the hamburger to stimulate him. In previous testing, the test subject often looked at Ms. Kay taking her notes during the experiment, but in this instance he had eyes only for what was going on inside the 500ml Erlenmeyer Flask. After one minute, the test subject withdrew and the data was recorded.

The aftermath.

It also has the pics from Abe's fruit hat adventure

Hub Cat fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Jan 11, 2020

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

IShallRiseAgain posted:

The worst part about that whole thing was that the E/N mods treated it like it was no big deal, refused to do anything about it, and it took someone going to lowtax to get him banned.

iirc it didn't even happen in e/n, azure horizon just dropped dropped it out of nowhere and then immediately melted down when everyone else understandably went "wait what the gently caress"

it helped that absolutely no one wanted him around, he was a miserable fishmechian bore wherever he posted so plenty of people were eager for the chance to finally eject him

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca


he was long before my time, but wasn't azure horizon also the guy whose rear end (this is getting into :nms: territory) was literally falling apart? Like, bits of his body were just falling into the bath tub? or am i confusing with some other goon?

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

wasn't that GE Cafe or whatever they were called

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

DemoneeHo posted:

he was long before my time, but wasn't azure horizon also the guy whose rear end (this is getting into :nms: territory) was literally falling apart? Like, bits of his body were just falling into the bath tub? or am i confusing with some other goon?

definitely not him, before the gay-rape thing he was totally banal

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum
Thanks to some x-treme forums archaeology by QCS, the long lost Duke Nukem Forever release thread has been unburied and goldmined.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Oxxidation posted:

definitely not him, before the gay-rape thing he was totally banal

My favorite forums sagas are when some random nobody suddenly busts out amazing oversharing, terrible ideas, or criminal confessions. You've got the guy who dumped his fairy-torture fanfic into the Minecraft thread with no lead-in, the long-time YOSPOS poster who confessed to anal rape out of nowhere (yes, a second unprovoked anal-rape confession; bless this mess), the guy LPing some boring Fire Emblem hack who started talking about his fetishes...

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

Antivehicular posted:

My favorite forums sagas are when some random nobody suddenly busts out amazing oversharing, terrible ideas, or criminal confessions. You've got the guy who dumped his fairy-torture fanfic into the Minecraft thread with no lead-in, the long-time YOSPOS poster who confessed to anal rape out of nowhere (yes, a second unprovoked anal-rape confession; bless this mess), the guy LPing some boring Fire Emblem hack who started talking about his fetishes...

There was another one in LP where someone was playing a Final Fantasy VI romhack and the guy who made it ended up getting an account and participating in the thread.

He then almost immediately talked about his taste in My Little Pony porn

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Zore posted:

There was another one in LP where someone was playing a Final Fantasy VI romhack and the guy who made it ended up getting an account and participating in the thread.

He then almost immediately talked about his taste in My Little Pony porn

Wasn't that the guy who drew that picture of a bunch of dogs and made sure to draw their penises?

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Oxxidation posted:

definitely not him, before the gay-rape thing he was totally banal

Azure Horizon also had bad opinions about Final Fantasy (FF8 IIRC), but yeah.

Zore posted:

There was another one in LP where someone was playing a Final Fantasy VI romhack and the guy who made it ended up getting an account and participating in the thread.

He then almost immediately talked about his taste in My Little Pony porn

Final Fantasy Tactics, not FFVI. The hack was Final Fantasy Tactics 1.3 IIRC.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Crocoswine posted:

wasn't that GE Cafe or whatever they were called

Yeah...


ge cafe aka Home4Kwanzakkah posted:

I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did.


This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry.


Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my rear end. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain.


Last chance to stop. It's horriffic.

I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of rear end sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My rear end didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes.


So the moral of the story is I really don't want to do this again. It makes me sad because I enjoy anal sex. Maybe others have heartier colons that I. But for god's sake, use condoms. If anything with a pulse goes in there, make sure it's sheathed.


Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

ulmont posted:

Azure Horizon also had bad opinions about Final Fantasy (FF8 IIRC), but yeah.


Final Fantasy Tactics, not FFVI. The hack was Final Fantasy Tactics 1.3 IIRC.

Huh, I thought it was the BNW hack for VI. I remember both of them had the creators come in and one was just obnoxious while the other did the pony porn poo poo and got banned

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca



oh okay, that's who that was

His post is still horrifying to read

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Antivehicular posted:

My favorite forums sagas are when some random nobody suddenly busts out amazing oversharing, terrible ideas, or criminal confessions. You've got the guy who dumped his fairy-torture fanfic into the Minecraft thread with no lead-in, the long-time YOSPOS poster who confessed to anal rape out of nowhere (yes, a second unprovoked anal-rape confession; bless this mess), the guy LPing some boring Fire Emblem hack who started talking about his fetishes...

There was also the guy who pasted the wrong text into a E/N post, the 'sporadically ejaculating filth hound' one.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Ghost Leviathan posted:

There was also the guy who pasted the wrong text into a E/N post, the 'sporadically ejaculating filth hound' one.

Pretty sure that was a deliberate joke. A good joke, but still.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
Can someone confirm if Azure_Horizon also went by FutureCentury because that dude was a creep in the fabgoons irc all the time and iirc talked about wanting to have sex with his first cousin

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Queen Combat posted:

Also has anybody mentioned the Trukk saga?

I'm trying to think of what the Best of AI collection would be?

The World's Most Racist Mustang
The Cancer Faking Tesla Crasher
Trukk

What else exciting has happened in AI?

E. I forgot about the $48K Altima

ExplodingSims fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Jan 11, 2020

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Antivehicular posted:

My favorite forums sagas are when some random nobody suddenly busts out amazing oversharing, terrible ideas, or criminal confessions. You've got the guy who dumped his fairy-torture fanfic into the Minecraft thread with no lead-in, the long-time YOSPOS poster who confessed to anal rape out of nowhere (yes, a second unprovoked anal-rape confession; bless this mess), the guy LPing some boring Fire Emblem hack who started talking about his fetishes...

After 6 months of posting in the Minecraft thread about building traps, dungeons, trap dungeons he drops this gem
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3383735&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=456#post392676833

quote:

Thanks to NOW, I now have a glass-block chamber full of about twenty fairies. Since I literally wrote the book on how to torment fairies, I've been performing various experiments on them. But, alas, I have more of them than experiments given Minecraft's limited toolset in that area, so I'm open to suggestions on what to do with the survivors, ahem, remainder.

I can say that they despawn when out-of-sight unless given a headband of flowers, stay spawned if headbanded as long as you stay within the 81-block mob management radius of Minrcraft, and make a lot of very annoying noises when in close proximity. Also, setting the queen on fire and letting her die that way makes it far easier to capture her flock of groupies.

Finally, I found that replacing fairies' pain and death sounds with actual scream sounds makes for a far creepier experience when, say, setting them on fire with a flint and steel. (If anyone wants those I might bundle 'em for download.)


I've head tell that some consider me heartless. Not sure where they get that idea...

The bold part originally contained a link to his "book" he was so proud of.

Here are the follow ups.

quote:

Never would've pegged SA as prudish on literature. Oh well.

quote:

Actually I didn't delete it, just broke the link. It's posted on Gurochan and in their archives, and has been for a few years. Given the reaction it provokes I'm not sure whether to retain or flush it, TBH - it's hard to get genuine feedback on horror fiction.

quote:

Never said I wasn't a few tacos shy of a combination plate. However, I've seen far, far worse here.

quote:

I'm proud of how I wrote it, but not proud of what I wrote about - thus my earlier statement that I don't know whether to delete it or not. Looking back on it, and after a few more years of aging, it'd probably be for the best to just nuke it from orbit. My earlier post basically was an attempt to test that theory, and the results speak for themselves.

And on that note, how 'bout that superdoor jeb made? Who aside from me plans to build a few dozen of those bad boys?

And here's the Fire Emblem thread where OP made a Fire Emblem mod and then later
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749611&userid=216341

quote:

Right now I'm currently debating between Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme, an entertaining romantic comedy visual novel about a group of scientists who end up becoming girls after a lab explosion causes them to inhale gender swap gas, and DIDnapper, an RPGmaker game about kidnapping girls. I have yet to play the latter, but I'm currently getting it rn and will play it a bit first before I make my decision. You guys are free to suggest other ideas if you want, just know that they should be games that are good for SSLPs, as while I'd like to eventually start doing video LPs, I don't have the proper equipment to make a good video LP first. Plus, I figure it'll be easier to make an entrance into the world of video LPing if and can develop a fanbase via SSLPs first.

quote:

Both games I'm considering are rather fetishy btw, but that's part of why I think they'd be fun to LP. Not to mention both appeal to my yuri fetish, with DIDnapper also appealing to my bondage fetish. I also have a thing for bare midriffs, which both games also have, but bare midriffs are so common in works of fiction(and hell, even real life, especially among young people during warm weather) that it's not really notable when something includes them.

I don't know what SSLPs are but I'm guessing its some fetish poo poo.

pentyne fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Jan 11, 2020

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



oldpainless posted:

Yes hello I’m here for Kat Dennings breasts

more like oldshameless

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


no matter how many times i see that my reaction is the same :frogsiren:

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

pentyne posted:

I don't know what SSLPs are but I'm guessing its some fetish poo poo.

Screen Shot Let's Play, so not video.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



oldpainless posted:

Yes hello I’m here for Kat Dennings breasts

more like oldbreastless

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Please share the racist mustang story, i missed that one and it sounds wild

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

Zore posted:

Huh, I thought it was the BNW hack for VI. I remember both of them had the creators come in and one was just obnoxious while the other did the pony porn poo poo and got banned

No, it definitely was BNW. I kept up with the LP for 1.3 until it fizzled out, and the creator for it was in the thread but just kind of... there.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

pentyne posted:

After 6 months of posting in the Minecraft thread about building traps, dungeons, trap dungeons he drops this gem
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3383735&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=456#post392676833

:wow: that probation text.

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