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luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
I pretty much will watch any piece of poo poo in the movie theater. Can't beat movie theater popcorn

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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


hard counter posted:

teens are, virtually as a rule, pretty annoying at theatres especially in groups but they're also easily avoided since there's only a couple of days and a handful of hours that works for them most of the year

I was about 3/4 through Once Upon a Time in Hollywood when like 4 teens got up, and their leader shouted "THIS MOVIE IS GAY... (F slur)!!!!!" flipped everyone off

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
borderline experimental...

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream

Milo and POTUS posted:

borderline experimental...

Just rehearsing lines for their upcoming Iron Sheik audition

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

The Haunting


e: the lovely one with Qui Gone Gin and Luke Owen

owned

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
TECHNICALLY FRIDAY
I bet you all thought I had forgotten! Well I didn't! Instead I was asleep which could be pretty standard for this kinda thing going forward.

I have no idea how well tonight is gonna work! All the movies should be fine but I didn't check for audio issues!

MOVIE ONE


This is a movie about a korean who fought a battle when real real outnumbered! It's two hours long which surely makes up for the time I spent sleeping instead of advertising!


MOVIE TWO

Do not miss your chance to catch Species 1995, it's a real stinker! I couldn't even get confirmation that imdb had the right copy of species on it so we get to find out together! The cover art for the blu ray dvd ALMOST matched the artwork they used for the youtube video though.


MOVIE THREE

You've fuckin seen wargames don't even pretend you haven't

Edit- See all of these :siren: RIGHT NOW :siren: at http://psp-tv.com/r/leperscolony

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
The Admiral is loving awesome. I like 300: Rise of an Empire more than the original film. The Admiral is like 300 2 on steroids.

XeeD
Jul 10, 2001
I see invisible dumptrucks.

Groovelord Neato posted:

I've watched it several times and am mad I skipped it in the theatres because I'd heard it made Deckard being a replicant canon. I like it a lot more than the original.

My only complaint with the movie is with what I can only assume is the calibration scenes because that part is never actually explained. Its just Ryan Gosling repeating nonsense for a good chunk of the movie without explaining anything about what's going on.

Agnostalgia
Dec 22, 2009

reignofevil posted:

MOVIE TWO

Do not miss your chance to catch Species 1995, it's a real stinker! I couldn't even get confirmation that imdb had the right copy of species on it so we get to find out together! The cover art for the blu ray dvd ALMOST matched the artwork they used for the youtube video though.

Fun fact: This is the movie that spawned the myth of the Chupacabra, which seems like an ancient creature of folklore but actually resulted from some lady watching this film in 1995 and then getting spooked by a coyote or something.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


John Boyega status: GOAT

https://twitter.com/MARVELOLOGY/sta...ingawful.com%2F

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
The King

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
And yet when I post footage showing I left skidmarks on all my posts I get banned :colbert:

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
the scooter riding over the tweet made me lol

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


reignofevil posted:

TECHNICALLY FRIDAY
I bet you all thought I had forgotten! Well I didn't! Instead I was asleep which could be pretty standard for this kinda thing going forward.

I have no idea how well tonight is gonna work! All the movies should be fine but I didn't check for audio issues!

MOVIE ONE


This is a movie about a korean who fought a battle when real real outnumbered! It's two hours long which surely makes up for the time I spent sleeping instead of advertising!


The Admiral was pretty cool.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Yeah you really got to strap in because it is AN ENTIRE HOUR OF BATTLE in a two hour movie but it's very enjoyable if you're into seeing old korean men stoically stare death in the face

a crisp refreshing Moxie
May 2, 2007



Noticeably less people being Twitter shitheads in this twitter thread compared to the other ones. The fact that Boyega showed zero reluctance to include the usernames in his callouts probably has nothing to do with it, lmao.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
species is good, actually. the ads in 1995 made it seem like a slick stylish movie but it's b movie as hell. love it

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





ah species, back when a mainstream movie could get by on having the premise of a softcore porno and therefore hold the promise of boobies

it was an unspoken but sacred covenant between cinema and teenager

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

i saw underwater and it had maybe the most paper thin characters of all time. i like movies about the ocean so i enjoyed it tho. but really wait for this to show up on netlfix or whatever before you watch it.

also i spanked it out numerous times to that species movie. gotta get it done somehow pre-internet.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Rewatching Wargames makes me want to play DEFCON again.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

Lol someone better start working on a punch twitter gif generator.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


XeeD posted:

My only complaint with the movie is with what I can only assume is the calibration scenes because that part is never actually explained. Its just Ryan Gosling repeating nonsense for a good chunk of the movie without explaining anything about what's going on.

Those are some of the coolest scenes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrP-_T-h9YM

They're tracking your vitals during the test and if you're outside of your "baseline" they retire you.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

God forbid a film doesn't explain something!!!!

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


A more legitimate complaint about the movie is the premise of Deckard being so in love with Rachael falls apart if you've seen the first movie since they had no chemistry. I didn't let that bother me though.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Once the daughter comes into play that becomes pretty irrelevant as he moves on from Rachel.

Had a drat good bait and switch/twist with Ryan. Like drat now what? Who are you really?

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

a crisp refreshing Moxie posted:

Noticeably less people being Twitter shitheads in this twitter thread compared to the other ones. The fact that Boyega showed zero reluctance to include the usernames in his callouts probably has nothing to do with it, lmao.

Think they were all shared already. And no one gets a Twitter course before getting a Twitter and the rules are not obvious, even if you have been interacting with humans all your life

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

bring back old gbs posted:

There's a movie I've seen where the matte is slowly animated instead of changing from cut to cut so you sort of notice the frame enlarging. It's a neat effect but I can't remember what movie it was, maybe fury road or a Nolan batman

mommy did it real good

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
https://mobile.twitter.com/redlettermedia/status/1216005013220315138

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
Not a fan of Josh's beard choices

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
If you are an obese manbaby with no discernible facial features the only path to walk is that of "old wizardly hair"

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
CONTENT!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Daikloktos posted:

Not a fan of Josh's beard choices

Better than beardless Josh.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Do not summon beardless Josh

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Zzulu posted:

Do not summon beardless Josh

Too late.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
beardless josh reminds me of a muppet but I can't remember which one

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Stink Billyums posted:

beardless josh reminds me of a muppet but I can't remember which one

scooter and/or professor honeydew

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Josh tried to pull a Jay but turn himself into a drawf NPC.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I've seen legitimate artsy movies that tried to be nauseating and disorienting on purpose, but Wicked World accidentally accomplished it more effectively.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
This movie they're watching seems pretty bad

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Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I clapped when I saw the content

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