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Her, Obama, and AOC collectively have caused more brain damage in the last 15 years than lead paint ever did.
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# ? Jan 11, 2020 01:17 |
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I've always wondered if we, as the US, have always been this stupid. Is technology causing stupid or merely exposing it?
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 05:35 |
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Booger Presley posted:I've always wondered if we, as the US, have always been this stupid. Is technology causing stupid or merely exposing it? Technology lets you do everything bigger and faster, including gently caress up.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 05:40 |
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Booger Presley posted:I've always wondered if we, as the US, have always been this stupid. Is technology causing stupid or merely exposing it? We have been waaaaaaay dumber historically. I don’t know about relatively, but we’re absolutely smarter than the Americans of 200 years ago.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 05:42 |
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It's probably facilitating it more than anything. 1986: Person: "loving stupid idea" Their close friends and family: "that's loving stupid" 2017: Person: "loving stupid idea" The incredibly small but insanely vocal group of people on the internet who agree with them: "yes that's right and you're good and cool for thinking that"
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 05:42 |
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Jamestown colony was starving because everybody was growing tobacco and nobody was growing food. We've always been stupid.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 05:49 |
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Memento posted:It's probably facilitating it more than anything. 2019: Welcome back polio!
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 05:51 |
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But you know, with a swastika and essential oils. My dumbass is trying to get leadership to just let him do the rest of his drills for this year now, and then come back and do his ones for next year in October after the FY turns over. I'm more than ok with whatever it takes to get rid of him. I'm just afraid the commander is going to tell him no in some poorly thought last minute attempt to make him into a team player. Today he loudly, he has no inside voice, expounded about how he got mad that his car's OnStar kept emailing him about low washer fluid when it was sloshing around on a race track. So he called them up and screamed at them to turn it off. Then he pulled down the headliner and ripped out the GPS/OnStar antenna.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 05:52 |
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Technology is allowing us to be stupid faster. It's also letting stupid people find large groups of other stupid people easily.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 06:12 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Technology is allowing us to be stupid faster. Chernobyl.gif.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 06:14 |
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Casimir Radon posted:
Have you considered getting him playdough for christmas
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 14:42 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Have you considered getting him c4 for christmas He's just going to eat it anyway
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 16:40 |
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At the request of the GIP Discord, I present to you the story of the Civil War reenactor who was bitten by a shark at Gettysburg.quote:I think this happened at 135th Gettysburg in 1998. This was a big event that took place during the heyday of reenacting, when they could field almost as many reenactors as there were soldiers on the field.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 02:37 |
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That needs to be added to the OP.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 04:36 |
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loving excellent.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 04:37 |
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Was our shark bitten Gettysburg survivor a confederate or was he Union?
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 05:11 |
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Was our shark bitten Gettysburg survivor a confederate or was he Union? Union.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 05:15 |
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pantslesswithwolves posted:That needs to be added to the OP. Seconding
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 07:16 |
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pantslesswithwolves posted:That needs to be added to the OP. Thirding
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 08:38 |
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canyoneer posted:Does anyone have that comic about the dude who was operating a minesweeper for a patrol in an area heavy with IEDs https://medium.com/war-is-boring/always-be-prepared-dd5267ee112a
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 09:21 |
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Since we're on some Civil War stuff, let's have a group of idiots from that timeframe. The 2nd battle of Fort Fisher was the largest amphibious assault prior to the D-Day invasion of Normandy, and ended with a Confederate loss. The day after fighting stopped is what we're looking at, though. quote:On January 16, Union celebrations were dampened when the fort's magazine exploded, killing and wounding 200 Union soldiers and Confederate prisoners who were sleeping on the roof of the magazine chamber or nearby. U.S. Navy Ensign Alfred Stow Leighton died in the explosion while in charge of a squad trying to recover bodies from the fort parapet. Although several Union soldiers initially thought Confederate prisoners were responsible, an investigation opened by Terry concluded that unknown Union soldiers (possibly drunken marines) had entered the magazine with torches and ignited the powder Abu Hajar exists in every army at all times, no exceptions.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 12:48 |
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pantslesswithwolves posted:That needs to be added to the OP. Definitely
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 13:05 |
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This is only vaguely military adjacent because the dude is merchant marine but anyway. There’s this ship engineer I know who’s a bit... unlucky. Engines catch fire around him, power circuits fry themselves, just loving bad luck. Anyway he’s way into disasters documentaries and stuff because it’s basically his day to day life. So he’s really into the TV show Chernobyl, and for some ungodly reason some guy decided to send him a dosimeter in a secret Santa exchange. Dude starts messing around with his dosimeter, and realizes it may be out of calibration. Since he lives in New Zealand, a place where they’re not too too down with the atom, there aren’t exactly Geiger counter calibration shops on every blocks so he just calls the national nuclear institute or whatever. “Hey so I got this Geiger counters and the readings I’m getting are way too high” “Hold please, I’ll transfer you.” “National nuclear institute, how can we assist?” “Yeah my Geiger counter Kees giving me readings that seem high so I was wondering...” “Alright sir stay calm. Where did you get those readings, and what were they?” “Well at work...” “And where do you work?” “But I mean the meter hasn’t been calibrated in thirty years.” “Oh thank loving God.” Turns out the dude had been patched through to the national atomic emergency center or whatever. And that’s how GIP Secret Santa 2019 caused New Zealand’s first IAEA incident.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 06:37 |
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McNally posted:At the request of the GIP Discord, I present to you the story of the Civil War reenactor who was bitten by a shark at Gettysburg. Hmm there's a pretty good chance my dad was doing paramedic stuff at that reenactment, I think he was still running one of the ambulance companies in gettysburg around that time and helped at a lot of those. I know he was on site for a lot of the filming of Gettysburg. I'll have to ask him if he remembers shark bite shenanigans.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 06:48 |
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I don't know where I read this, but during the 1800s some Naval Academy cadets stole a railway handcart from a siding and went on a joy ride.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 06:49 |
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FrozenVent posted:This is only vaguely military adjacent because the dude is merchant marine but anyway.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 06:57 |
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TF's nuke scare needs to be in the op as well.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 08:00 |
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A gift from PYF: https://twitter.com/UncleChaps/status/1217259888272990213
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 12:52 |
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FrozenVent posted:“Alright sir stay calm. Where did you get those readings, and what were they?” I love how the phrase "Alright sir stay calm" is anything but calming.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 13:24 |
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I see that cadet is a big fan of this season of 90 Day Fiance
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 16:37 |
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I mean, it is west point, what do you expect aside from being capitalist consumer whores?
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 16:55 |
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There was no subordinate for them to get killed needlessly, and no OER bullet on the line. Not even sure why he tried, tbh
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 17:50 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:Not even sure why he tried, tbh Padding his resume for a future presidential bid.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 18:27 |
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FrozenVent posted:This is only vaguely military adjacent because the dude is merchant marine but anyway. Epic.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 18:44 |
FrozenVent posted:This is only vaguely military adjacent because the dude is merchant marine but anyway. This is libel and slander and I'm suing your rear end
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 18:47 |
The guy never said stay calm
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 18:48 |
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Ahhh, engineers. Not the best at communicating but they get there in the end.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 18:50 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:The guy never said stay calm You should have recorded it.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 18:50 |
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But did you nuclear scare on?
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 18:50 |
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Flikken posted:You should have recorded it. I wasn't expecting it to go the way it did lol
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