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a view to a kill is the worst bond movie because of the eternity spent on the horse race cheating plot that is barely relevant
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Furthermore, *pushes glasses up nose*, the thrust coefficient provided by one single spacecraft would be nowhere near enough to offset the bulk of a Star Destroyer, pushing it into another and destroying both. I mean, what are we to believe *snort laugh*, that audiences might find some fun in two ships smashing into each other, in defiance of physics?! Boy, I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder. Thank you. Rogue One is a goddamn masterpiece compared to the 6 other Star Wars made in the last 36 years SO MAYBE LAY OFF, NERDS.
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Victor Vermis posted:Thank you. yes congratulations to rogue one for merely being incredibly boring rather than various combinations of incompetently directed and stupid
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Jan 12, 2020 19:59
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It's still pretty loving bad (and Force Awakens is better even though it's not good). The space battle is good though.
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Raskolnikov38 posted:as someone that lol'd at the energy requirements in this scene, did anyone actually care about the physics?? its a sci-fi movie I have a general rule for this where if every other part of the movie is an interesting and well assembled narrative that isn't making me feel insulted to be watching it, then whatever the movie just fudged for dramatic effect gets a pass. If I even have to ask myself 'Did (Dumb Thing) Matter?' Then it turns out it did matter.
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Raskolnikov38 posted:a view to a kill is the worst bond movie because of the eternity spent on the horse race cheating plot that is barely relevant That's what makes it hilarious and great to me. Oh, this...isn't a movie about horse racing? I dunno, I had fun watching it; for as long as its runtime is it doesn't really drag like a lot of Bond movies can.
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Laterite posted:I watched A View To A Kill around Thanksgiving and it was pretty good fun, but has a ridiculous runtime. Tanya Roberts as a geologist is up there with Denise Richards as a nuclear scientist. Overall the best Moore film to me, other than maybe The Spy Who Loved Me. Diana Rigg is probably my favorite Bond girl, she had stuff to do in her movie. A View To A Kill needed more unhinged Christopher Walken, like when he's machine-gunning his own men.
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Jan 12, 2020 20:08
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Victor Vermis posted:Thank you. goddamn lol
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mallratcal posted:Diana Rigg is probably my favorite Bond girl, she had stuff to do in her movie. Yeah he loving rules. His character is also basically Elon Musk.
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Jan 12, 2020 20:21
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 Columbo chat!There are six full episodes for free on youtube! Also lol: 
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Jan 12, 2020 20:31
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priznat posted:
Amazon Prime has a bunch of episodes. As far as I know, Universal owns Columbo lock, stock, and barrel, so they could every Columbo movie up on Peacock. They won't because they're morons, but they should.
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priznat posted:
columbo is very good and I highly recommend it, I got in to it from seeing various clips on the youtube and now I'm hooked. fun fact: the first regular episode of the show was directed by a young steven spielberg (back in 1971). here's some good clips from some episodes you may want to try: young martin sheen gets murdered: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeC912SdrC4 from the second tv-movie pilot they did: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2Zm-MtwX6Q https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxkAV-XIdFY old man columbo from the later seasons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH9b2uYO4HI columbo really nails the guy in this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mG6og_2zFU and here's a compilation of the various times william shatner murdered someone, including one with a funny moustache: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAs-HYLdfTg
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Jan 12, 2020 20:53
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We watched a Colombo in here one time and it was a really good time I enjoyed it
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Jan 12, 2020 20:54
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Quincy was WAY better than that hack Colombo
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Jan 12, 2020 20:54
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Some of my fondest childhood memories are watching Columbo with my grandma (RIP).luchajones posted:Quincy was WAY better than that hack Colombo What's it like to have wrong opinions about literally everything in life.
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Jose Oquendo posted:Some of my fondest childhood memories are watching Columbo with my grandma (RIP). Sorry you hate quality television!
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also a weird old tv fact, they made a columbo spin-off about his (previously unseen) wife called Mrs. Columbo starring kathryn janeway (kate mulgrew). it was received so badly that they did a hard pivot away from the columbo ties, renaming the character, and then the show first to Kate the Detective and later to Kate Loves a Mystery. it wasn't enough and they cancelled it after 2 short seasons.
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luchajones posted:Quincy was WAY better than that hack Colombo .. goddamn, dude ..
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priznat posted:.. goddamn, dude .. im joking. I just remember Quincy more from when my mom watched it. I dont know or care.
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luchajones posted:im
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Arcsquad12 posted:Shame that this scene is ruined by the fanfilm quality soundtrack they blasted over top of it. Considering John Williams is warming up music with a microwave I give it a shrug. reignofevil posted:I have a general rule for this where if every other part of the movie is an interesting and well assembled narrative that isn't making me feel insulted to be watching it, then whatever the movie just fudged for dramatic effect gets a pass. Pretty much this. Fudge it, don't break it. JJ really bad as he constantly sets off the BS alarm no matter the movie. R1's scene had gotten a logical enough setup, wasn't too out of line and wasn't some game breaker. The Hammer Head corvette is from Empire at War RTS where it is really annoying as it literally takes a capital ship out of the battle for at least a minute shoving it god knows where. I treat R1 like a short film by watching only the last third. Congrats Disney for making only 1/3 of a sort of decent SW movie out of 5. I swear the first 2/3 is almost all re-shoots. It feels so different on so many levels. mallratcal posted:Diana Rigg is probably my favorite Bond girl, she had stuff to do in her movie. Goldeneye has my top favourite Bond girls.  the double entendre names throughout the series. It's a toss up between Gold Finger's Pussy Galore and Moon Raker's Holly Goodhead. Onaatope a contender.Onatopp wins hands down once you take her scenes into account. This is how to trade barbs with Bond. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbvrhb33Ggs Walken was shamefully underutilised. oohhboy fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Jan 12, 2020 |
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movie was bad and character was alright but my fav bond girl was Jill St John from Diamonds are forever 
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major anya amasova with the pro-tier codename of agent xxx is a contender
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My mom also watched all those shows. Perry Mason, Colombo, Quincy, Murder She Wrote, Diagnosis Murder, etc. But Quincy just sticks out more.
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Never watched any of those shows. Watched plenty of Mac Gyver though.
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It's too late Lucha we've already finalized what we're gonna have printed on the banner for your two year anniversary party itt and it's gonna be 'He Hates Columbo So We Hate Him, Happy 2nd Anniversary Fucko'
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reignofevil posted:It's too late Lucha we've already finalized what we're gonna have printed on the banner for your two year anniversary party itt and it's gonna be 'He Hates Columbo So We Hate Him, Happy 2nd Anniversary Fucko' k
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Jan 12, 2020 21:17
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Victor Vermis posted:Thank you. The saddest post "My poop tastes the best!" screams online moron.
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Shinjobi posted:The saddest post If a man ate his own poop and declared it "the next best thing to food" after having gone without for 36 years, I wouldn't judge him. Pity is fine, though. Thanks.
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Jan 12, 2020 21:20
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Rogue One sucks poo poo. It's loving terrible.
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give me some hot takes, give me some cold takes, thats what i like about my star war discussions. got a medium take? gently caress off to Cd with that horseshit. waste those on the chumps
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eric ciaramella posted:culk is going to move to milwaukee and join the crew full time If he lights a fire under them, good
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https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1216222230205460481?s=19
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LabyaMynora posted:Martha Marcy May Marlene It’s not a very good movie
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That's so far out on the "weird poo poo to be excited/proud about" scale that I don't even know how to respond.
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Lister posted:That's so far out on the "weird poo poo to be excited/proud about" scale that I don't even know how to respond. jenny.txt
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Rogue One sucks poo poo. It's loving terrible. It’s shot well, so it at least has a single redeeming factor rather than zero
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Lister posted:That's so far out on the "weird poo poo to be excited/proud about" scale that I don't even know how to respond. after the revolution we're going to need so many mental hospitals for the psychosis capitalism has invented out of whole cloth
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Raskolnikov38 posted:after the revolution we're going to need so many mental hospitals for the psychosis capitalism has invented out of whole cloth After the revolution I’m going to be dead, God willing
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