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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




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Vando
Oct 26, 2007

stoats about

BIG HEADLINE posted:

"Anything to declare?"

"Yeah...don't fly to Anadyr."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEi_m5C1-Jc

Finally got round to watching this and I truly almost fell off my chair in surprise that the guy who notably flies places where he doesn't know local rules got pinged by Russia for not following a local rule. Like sure, if you know what the deal is and your Russia Guy tells you the wrong info, fine, but it sounds like nobody on the plane even knew it was a closed border region in the first place.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
Add to it the fact that Russia's more or less the wild west extortion-wise with regards even to *open* regions. You're bound to run into a situation eventually where some "guy in charge" tells you about a ~foreign landing tax~ or some bullshit, and it's not like calling the cops is going to help since the airport guy is probably having to kick money to the cops for 'extra protection' and you getting them involved just gives *them* a license to start making up things to fine you for. You're "free to go" at any time, but if you can't get fuel for your plane or cough up the storage fees, welp, it's *their* plane now.

I like to imagine the 'interview' with the local news crew was for a story about how his Youtube video might attract other dumb Westerners in their private planes that can be similarly fleeced in the future.

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 08:49 on Jan 12, 2020

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006
That kinda situation got real and peaked for me when a C-5 replacing us got diverted to Azerbaijan and got an "apron tax". The =/<O-4flight crew had no idea what that meant, and spent 5 days back and forth with higher and higher levels of command before someone just said "jesus christ just pool your money and pay the dudes the $1100, we'll put it on your DTS when you get back!"

About 12 hours previous, one of the loadmasters had gotten jailed downtown for being drunk and disorderly. That took another week to straighten out. Longest 12 days of my life.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
You’re supposed to have shenanigans like that in a friendly nation with a good climate and a high per diem.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Platystemon posted:

You’re supposed to have shenanigans like that in a friendly nation with a good climate and a high per diem.

For real. I remember making a stop in Hawaii on our way to Guam where the AC told me to do the most thorough post-flight check of my life. The one time I couldn’t find a single drat thing to bring with me to debrief. I swear.

Tsuru
May 12, 2008

holocaust bloopers posted:

For real. I remember making a stop in Hawaii on our way to Guam where the AC told me to do the most thorough post-flight check of my life. The one time I couldn’t find a single drat thing to bring with me to debrief. I swear.
"Oh no I think I found an oil leak"

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/m_bizar/status/1216088079347388416?s=20

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
It’s bizarre to see a country kind of own up to an extremely tragic mistake so quickly. I hope Iran sees it through beyond any sort of political/global reputation gain and takes care of the families.

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

I think they realize they can’t blow the goodwill they have right now from being hosed over by Trump on the NPD, Soleimani, and the substantial support Iranian citizens are getting from westerners on social media.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

holocaust bloopers posted:

It’s bizarre to see a country kind of own up to an extremely tragic mistake so quickly. I hope Iran sees it through beyond any sort of political/global reputation gain and takes care of the families.
They're in survival mode. Being contrite and taking the hits is the only thing they can do right now.

They've been using the Vincennes incident literally for decades as a lighting rod against the US and now the shoe is on the other foot.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



That sure is one hell of an angle.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Okay, so Iranian statecraft is in a really good place, hm.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

slidebite posted:

They've been using the Vincennes incident literally for decades as a lighting rod against the US and now the shoe is on the other foot.

It’s probably actually internally even worse, since the airplane they iced was half full of Iranians; not an AAL tail full of American tourists.

Trump keystone-kopsing the Ayatollah would be peak worst-timeline.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

Yak-110 has strong "because I could" energy.

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode

bloops posted:

It’s bizarre to see a country kind of own up to an extremely tragic mistake so quickly. I hope Iran sees it through beyond any sort of political/global reputation gain and takes care of the families.

For all the lumping in with Iraq and North Korea in the axis of evil that it got, Iran is actually full of dissenting voices and has some level of flawed democracy and permitted expression. Compared to Saudi Arabia, it's a liberal paradise.

Tetraptous
Nov 11, 2004

Dynamic instability during transition.

It's the jet engine, really, that puts it over the top. It is just so gratuitous!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Tetraptous posted:

It's the jet engine, really, that puts it over the top. It is just so gratuitous!

Christ; on first glance, I thought that that pod was a fuel tank.

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Silodrome/status/1216734986847391745

The insanity is the prices... ($350 plus $50 for the reduction gear assembly if the tweet preview doesn't show it)

Apparently the -135 variant of the V1710 was the one of the ones used in the P-63 Kingcobra, presumably why they were so cheap in surplus as they were of a configuration that was useless for any other aircraft.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Cross post from PYF.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Elviscat posted:

Cross post from PYF.

We made that same joke here a few weeks ago so it’s not like I can fault the guy for poor taste in that, though it’s still a lovely line.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It’s a bad line on a comedy forum and a much worse line in a flirtatious text message.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

It's probably not a great Cunnilingus technique either, my partner does not enjoy it when my head hits their crotch at mach 0.8.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
I feel like there's a bunch of AvGeek pick up lines to be made.

Like "Hey baby, you must be a Valkyrie because my Starfighter wants to bump into your tail."

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Hey baby is there an airport round here or is that the sound of a cruise missile taking off?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Nice Cessna. Wanna gently caress?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Hey baby, do you wanna gently caress a DEATH CATHEDRAL?

'Cause my name's Victor.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Hey baby, can you fit 70,000lbs inside of you?

Then you must be a BUFF!

no, don't ask what it stands for.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

"Oh no, it's 281,000 lbs? Damb girl, you must be a thicc-rear end FRED!"

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
A better person than I needs to make a poopy suit pick-up line.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEgQBYhygLs

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


RandomPauI posted:

A better person than I needs to make a poopy suit pick-up line.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEgQBYhygLs

I've given that drat show soo many chances to like it. I really want to like it.

I think I'm old and 'Down in front" comes to mind.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Humphreys posted:

I've given that drat show soo many chances to like it. I really want to like it.

I think I'm old and 'Down in front" comes to mind.

This it the most depressing post I've ever read on these forums

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

https://twitter.com/ShorealoneFilms/status/1217171015966449666


https://twitter.com/LACoFDPIO/status/1217181087773802496


Not a good look tbh

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
gently caress sake, you're in LA, you have time to either get over the ocean before dumping or, if you don't, you may as well consider landing over MLW.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

That has to be 100% on ATC, right?

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

hobbesmaster posted:

That has to be 100% on ATC, right?

In an emergency, the pilot could theoretically request whatever is most appropriate given the situation? A hold over a waypoint that's safe to dump fuel over would probably be granted in such a situation, but it's not entirely on ATC if they don't think to offer it. That's a captain-level decision, that's why they get paid the big bucks.

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

Literal chemtrails

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

It's just kerosene, no big deal.

Like, after the obvious fire-related scenarios, probably the next most likely way to die from jet fuel exposure is to drown in a storage tank

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