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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
drat i dropped out of the cspam top 100. still in the top 5 for highest rated threads tho. quality not quantity, that's the name of the game i always say.

THS posted:

start working out and eating well now if you don’t already because everything gets harder around 30. im 31 and my body started shutting down at 28 because of too much alcohol and too many treats. i made it out the other end svelte and healthy but it was much more difficult than it should have been

also never listen to anyone older than you. they are sellouts and liars

did you quit drinking entirely or did you successfully manage to cut back. im having some troubling slowing down (i turn 30 later this year, sadly)

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


freckle posted:

sjy, repost your resignation post so we can compare

i think its in one of the threads that got disappeared . rip.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

GalacticAcid posted:

drat i dropped out of the cspam top 100. still in the top 5 for highest rated threads tho. quality not quantity, that's the name of the game i always say.

we only rate your threads 5 as a joke

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

regdates lie, so who is 19 then?

I’m tied for youngest on the mod team as far as I’m aware.

THS posted:

also never listen to anyone older than you. they are sellouts and liars

I already learned this. :(

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

we only rate your threads 5 as a joke

it's a good joke, helps my self-esteem :unsmith:

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

in Soviet Russia, thread votes you 1! :newlol:

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

comedyblissoption posted:

if i had time travel powers i would go back in time and warn everyone about climate change

no one will listen

you will just be bruce willis in 12 monkeys, a raving lunatic to everyone in the past

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
there are monkeys sleeping in the ikea store!!!

THS
Sep 15, 2017

GalacticAcid posted:

did you quit drinking entirely or did you successfully manage to cut back. im having some troubling slowing down (i turn 30 later this year, sadly)

i completely stopped drinking on weekdays, and on weekends at home i only drink bullshit beer like bud select 55 or lonestar 24/7. both are like 2.3 abv and almost impossible to actually get drunk on, while being very low cal. so the only time i have a chance to make a fool of myself or have hangovers is when i go out

i basically realized i would have issues with continued employment the way things were going because what used to cause a light annoying hangover when i was younger now causes me to call in sick

so far I’ve been on this habit for a year and a half and it has worked well, i’m glad i didn’t have to AA or quit entirely

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Word, thanks for sharing. & congrats on finding a system that works

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 5 days!)

someone make me a mod if you're not gonna let us vote for them: my first act would be that I resign and institute democracy

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting
do mod me bro

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


thinkin about the time the /r/socialism mods went on strike because of catgirls

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

they didn’t go on strike, they just banned her

uncop
Oct 23, 2010
Nominating and relying on mods would just grow a corruptible posting aristocracy, what we need are democratic posters' councils that act in the posters' direct interests and answer to no mod.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
/r/guyovich

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Pener Kropoopkin posted:

they didn’t go on strike, they just banned her

they banned her, the users expressed disapproval, then the mods went on strike. unfortunately the users thought it was great so mods came running back lmao

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

swimsuit
Jan 22, 2009

yeah

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

this is the prime content I read this thread for

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Algund Eenboom posted:

This guy was a mod for 2 weeks... please remember to live most of your life outside of the Internet, friends

[leans too close into mic] ik

Terrorist Fistbump
Jan 29, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Cool thread title

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

resigning as a mod seems like a weak move. imo abuse your power until you are forcefully removed or simply become absentee

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016
If I were a mod I would simply do the Reign of Terror but on a forum

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
if I were SomethingAwful's whistleblower, I would simply not reveal my intentions until I've already dropped logs of the moderator forum.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
i would drop logs but false flag, i've made them all up. it was everything people dreamed and more

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

THS posted:

aw dont be mean to wampalord

nah let everyone have their fun. I committed the crime of caring too much and must be pilloried.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Percelus posted:

resigning as a mod seems like a weak move. imo abuse your power until you are forcefully removed or simply become absentee

Or killed by insurgents

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

WampaLord posted:

nah let everyone have their fun. I committed the crime of caring too much and must be pilloried.

I thought you were doing a good job as ik and I'm glad you're sticking around to post

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
WampaLord never put me on probation and that’s all I can ask from a mod or IK. red salute.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
i enjoyed the sixer aggrieved rushing out to celebrate like osama bin laden being killed

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
I only resent one probation I’ve ever received - when the unread iospace rang me up for making a joke about Gamal Abdel Nasser, who he had never heard of, and somehow assumed I was referring to the rapist Larry Nassar lol

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
lmao the only arab a yankee knows are the ones bombs are pointed towards

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

GalacticAcid posted:

I only resent one probation I’ve ever received - when the unread iospace rang me up for making a joke about Gamal Abdel Nasser, who he had never heard of, and somehow assumed I was referring to the rapist Larry Nassar lol

that's bs

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
It wasn’t a sixer either it was a full day lol

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
The SA mart admin again :tinfoil:

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


GalacticAcid posted:

I only resent one probation I’ve ever received - when the unread iospace rang me up for making a joke about Gamal Abdel Nasser, who he had never heard of, and somehow assumed I was referring to the rapist Larry Nassar lol

owned

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