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hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Last I looked, arsonists didnt use lightning powerful enough to blow trees to a pile of sticks. But keep loving that pig Lester


Of course What's his name again? wants to go sloppy seconds on Lester' pig.

loving amazing these dickheads are trying to double down when the pushback against their bullshit is getting louder and more forceful, esp. from the RFS and CFA.... who are actually kinda rather liked and listened to right now.

"Weird, I seem to be drawing more arsonists each year"

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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

I wonder what it's like to go through life never asking questions, never digging into causes and motives and reasons, never trying to understand anything or analyze anything.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
No wonder Iran didn't involve those unhelpful NTSB fuckers.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Is there an award for "most forced, labored, godawful puns"?

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Is there an award for "most forced, labored, godawful puns"?

I saw the “race” shoe first and boy was it easy to misinterpret.

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

Sandpuppy posted:

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She must have a really strong grip!

I see someone's finally gotten around to playing the Resident Evil 2 Remake.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

HootTheOwl posted:

No wonder Iran didn't involve those unhelpful NTSB fuckers.

No, they pinpointed the right cause. Trump.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

kaschei posted:

I saw the “race” shoe first and boy was it easy to misinterpret.

Same.

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
Those "arson" toons remind me of when we get a mass shooting in the US that's big enough to break into the news cycle.

Any diversion, no matter how specious the argument, to get to "the policies I support did not contribute to this horrible outcome."


"Bernie would be cooler if he was more racist."

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Raised By Birds posted:

"Bernie would be cooler if he was more racist."

"Hmm, a socialist who is also a nationalist... yeah, I could get behind that."

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Some poor Iranian bastard was so unnerved following Trump's murder of Qasim Soleimani and ensuing sabre rattling that he mistook a passenger plane for a US bomber. AGC.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Trapezium Dave posted:

Leak, Son of Leak:

Goddamn these fucks are really all-in on the idea that an entire squad of soulless SJWs are setting rampant fires across the entire goddamn country, destroying huge swaths of nature and killing literally millions of wild animals, just to prove a point, huh? And that the only way to defeat them is to ignore their message entirely, out of spite.
Literally just believe anything

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Rall: The President Is Crazy. Someone Should Do Something.

Ted Rall posted:

Everyone agrees that President Trump seems to have been exposed as unfit for office in the week of his rash assassination of a top Iranian general. But who is going to act? The public is scared because they know that protest doesn’t work and that it often turns protesters into targets of surveillance. Congress won’t act because they are cowards and are owned by major corporations. And the media won’t do anything for the same reason.

Tags: Apathy, Congress, Cowardice, Crazy, Fear, in action, inertia, insane, journalists, media, President Trump, tourists

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Hey Mickey 2P,

Would you fancy applying this Sherlock-Holmesque insight to Iran Air 655?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: The President Is Crazy. Someone Should Do Something.


Everyone doesn't agree, Tod.
How has someone who hates Democrats so much never talked to a Republican?

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Tud only talks to Tud, man. Nobody else is smart enough to get it.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Garrison. Garrison. GARRISON.

Ben posted:

As we watched Nancy Pelosi sign the articles of impeachment, we were overcome with disgust. What was supposed to be a sad and somber affair (her words), was unnecessarily made into a pompous and grandiose spectacle. Each letter of her name was signed individually with a separate golden pen. Clearly she was enjoying herself as she attempted to aggrandize the ‘historic’ manufactured spectacle.

We know the whole impeachment charade was planned for three years. Nothing is real with the Democrats.


As I watched her, I got the impression of a black widow spider holding many of those pens at once. This cartoon immediately sprung to mind, and since I was making her into an arachnid, I decided to make Schiff as a cockroach and Nadler into a slug-like creature. Why not? After all, they are disgusting traitors who are carrying out a coup against a lawfully elected president.

Pelosi is drunk with power.

She repeatedly talked about the founding fathers and Constitution, but her words ring as hollow as her empty vodka bottle. She’s about power and money and that’s all. Her shame has now been passed onto the Senate for trial. Trump should be exonerated, and quickly.

Pelosi should be condemned, and perpetually mocked forever.

You heard the racist takes on the royal drama. Now here’s something entirely different.

Definitely Tina posted:

TIME TO WALK THE DOG!

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have been in the news cycle for a couple days. There’s nothing that the Fake News media loves more (besides impeachment) than a good Royal Family Feud with or without Richard Dawson.

Seems Megham has big plans for her Royal pet which includes moving to Canada.

The Queen was displeased with the antics and watching her grandson become more and more emasculated by the day at the hands of MM. Her majesty kept a stiff upper lip and wished them well as the couple decided to ditch the public funded Royal life for a more “independent” existence, stepping down as “Senior Royals”.

There’s more to this than a young couple wanting a different life… reportedly MM and Woof Woof are staying at the home of a billionaire friend of Bill Clinton. Meghan is being groomed and advised by the Obamas. MM has dollar signs in her eyes and snakes in her heart. Harry is just clueless and is being lead around by the nose by his wife.

The Queen knows what’s going on. She is a survivor and will carry on through this princess’s tantrum.

Harry however has made a fool of himself and his manhood.

FROM BOY TO SOY IN 6 PICTURES!
Score one for the “Tina Garrison is Imaginary” camp.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

quote:

FROM BOY TO SOY IN 6 PICTURES!
Replace the first pic with him in the nazi costume.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

quote:

FROM BOY TO SOY IN 6 PICTURES!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Stultus Maximus posted:

Everyone doesn't agree, Tod.
How has someone who hates Democrats so much never talked to a Republican?

do you really think he means literally everyone in america, or do you maybe think he's pointing out the insanity in the dem primary messaging being 'president trump is an irrational and dangerous madman who cannot be trusted to be president' and clashing with the leadership going 'well the only thing we can impeach him on is loving with Joe Biden, not the concentration camps or war crimes or what have you'

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

sexpig by night posted:

do you really think he means literally everyone in america, or do you maybe think he's pointing out the insanity in the dem primary messaging being 'president trump is an irrational and dangerous madman who cannot be trusted to be president' and clashing with the leadership going 'well the only thing we can impeach him on is loving with Joe Biden, not the concentration camps or war crimes or what have you'

Since two voice bubbles are coming from "the public" I'd say he means literally everyone in America and not just the dem primary.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

Kennel posted:

Replace the first pic with him in the nazi costume.

I still love that nice suits are apparently now feminine.

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



the incongruity of ben “sic semper tyrannis” garrison coming to the defense of the british monarchy over a perceived slight is :discourse: level bootlicking

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Stultus Maximus posted:

Since two voice bubbles are coming from "the public" I'd say he means literally everyone in America and not just the dem primary.

it's literally a congressperson, the press, and one rando, there's nothing to make it seem like it means literally all of America. A lot of people think Trump is unstable, this isn't a controvercial thing to say and if literally anyone but Tod did this you wouldn't care about 'eeeeh actually not everyone in america agrees so...I guess trump isn't in unstable freak?'

Kobal2
Apr 29, 2019

You know, I think at this point a strict majority of French people would approve of Macron getting strafed by a Spitfire for no reason. Get cracking on that, Britgoons ?

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on

It's a shame that Bernie seems like a genuinely decent person with a solid voting record, but that he'll never get the support he deserves because too many people like Garrison are loving hopeless.

Kobal2
Apr 29, 2019

Feinne posted:

I still love that nice suits are apparently now feminine.

REAL men wear camo business suits and tactical ties.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
I bet Harry doesn't have to pay Meghan to emasculate him with a rolled-up Forbes magazine

E: Also

Avirosb fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Jan 17, 2020

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

"Real men wear camo all the time and if they aren't I assume it's because of their BITCH WIFE NOT LETTING THEM"

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

I was wondering if we would get a “as a staunch libertarian I love monarchy” take.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

sexpig by night posted:

there's nothing to make it seem like it means literally all of America

Ted Rall posted:

Everyone agrees that President Trump seems to have been exposed as unfit for office

🤔

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

DalaranJ posted:

I was wondering if we would get a “as a staunch libertarian I love monarchy” take.

TBF that actually makes sense for what libertarians actually believe. With monarchy you don't have to worry about all those pesky poor people voting to raise your taxes.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

DalaranJ posted:

I was wondering if we would get a “as a staunch libertarian I love monarchy” take.

it's almost like his only consistent ideology is racism

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
If there's anything I learned about American Conservatives over the last 3 years its that the majority of them would replace the Republic with a Trump family Monarchy in a heartbeat

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Fister Roboto posted:

TBF that actually makes sense for what libertarians actually believe. With monarchy you don't have to worry about all those pesky poor people voting to raise your taxes.

I’m actually a temporarily inconvenienced billionaire nobleman.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I was disappointed that spider-Pelosi didn't get some Garrison trademark titties, but he won me back with his royal humiliation femdom fetish art !

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TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

pretense is my co-pilot

Fister Roboto posted:

TBF that actually makes sense for what libertarians actually believe. With monarchy you don't have to worry about all those pesky poor people voting to raise your taxes.

monarchies preserve the most important freedoms, economic freedoms






i wish this was more satirical

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