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luloo123 posted:I'm glad that you enjoyed everything. I was super angsty about everything because you were such an awesome Santa a few years ago. That tuna Jello salad still haunts me. You are a wonderful santee, and when the tiniest bit of investigation revealed that you like collecting cookbooks I was so stoked to pick out a few I thought you'd like! I have not used the shot glass I made the candle in, but it's a colorado thingy so it seemed apropos when making this years batch of candles. The other shot glass is from when lowtax had a bunch of SA shot glasses made but the manufacturer got 'white' confused with 'glittery silver'.
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My santa is kinda m.i.a.  Come to me, my packages!
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Jan 8, 2020 21:36
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YES YES YES! The side gate you say? Where the cats and rain can get it. EXCELLENT! Luckily it never rains in UK. There is a lot of cool stuff here Santa!  Ohhh something for my four month old sleep depriving child.  Awesome Crab fingerpuppet story! Damm rad Crab that cuts a fish out of a net. Somehow manages to have better dialog than Rise of Skywalker.  Mysterious tin:  Ruperts nose disagrees that this is soup.  Wait, there is cool stuff inside:  Yes, mini Rubiks cube and a keychain of that influencer guy who posts a lot on twitter.  These are like crack to me  Hmm for her eyes only...  And for my eyes only!  AWESOME PILLOW CASES. Check out that edgework. Seriously these are loving cool! Excellent work Santa  How you doing?  Final mystery box:  Everyone sat next to me at work is in for a pleasant year.  I use this line on girls all the time.  I can't think of a situation this won't come in handy:  YEAH YOU VAGINAL GHOST. Not sure if that is a ghost that lives in a vagina, or the ghost of some famous vagina. Eitherway my screenplay now has a title.  Beautiful work Obgyn Kenobi. You (your wife) has done a stirling job. And you have now mastered international postage. Every day is a school day! Look me up if you need a kidney or something sometime in the future. xxx
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OH poo poo! I got SANTA'D!  I will admit I was a little skeptical when I first opened the package. The wrapping was pretty cool, and I do love black tea, but was this it...?   IT WASN'T. The box was filled with all kinds of goodies!  Teas of all kinds!   Weird international food!  I dunno what's so special about this dude but it was pretty tasty!  Some stickers and pins with advice that everyone in this country should follow!  A card game about coming up with the most tragic family history possible!  Balloons in a cool box!  And some literature. I don't have the proper anatomy to make use of an abortion guide, but who knows, maybe my wife and I will need it someday because we live in hellworld!  No worries on the lateness. If anything, after the loving trip the very first week of this decade has been, this box was expertly timed to perk me up. I don't know who sent this, but you are an excellent Santa! Hail Satan!
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Jan 9, 2020 04:14
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 Meat Glitter There is one more thing that I'd like to bestow upon you as a late SASS gift. To accomplish this though I need an e-mail address. Just so you don't have to share one publicly you can get in touch with me via apersonliterally@gmail.com. Hope your new year is kicking rear end!
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my Santee got their present but didn't post in the thread yet, but they did send my a nice pic of their cat investigating one of their gifts
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Jan 9, 2020 20:45
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Canned Panda posted:UPDATE: I got a delivery from Amazon today that was supposed to be my SD card, and in a manner totally befitting SASSmas, the padded mailer was completely empty (still sealed). Final Update:. I got the SD card replacement! I used the remainder of the gift card and bought something useless to everyone: a Blu-ray copy of the live action abomination Jem and the Holograms. And then today when I got home from work after one of the shittiest days in a while, I had a package waiting! It was some fun stuff from Colorado (where I assume my Santa lives)!  Thanks very much Tendai!
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Glad you like the loot, we sure had fun getting it together and reading your excellent post.Captain Muffin posted:Yes, mini Rubiks cube and a keychain of that influencer guy who posts a lot on twitter. Technically this influencer guy is keychain Stretch Armstrong Donald J. Trump. The best gift America had to offer. Been a long while since I heard from my Santa but we had so much fun I'll be signing up next year regardless.
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Still have not gotten confirmation from my santee, Benny the Snake, if they got their gift, but USPS says it arrived so hoping it got there ok. Still waiting for mine, have heard nothing from my Santa since Dec 16.
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E: Accidental double-post.
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Canned Panda posted:Final Update:. I got the SD card replacement! I used the remainder of the gift card and bought something useless to everyone: a Blu-ray copy of the live action abomination Jem and the Holograms.
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Jan 10, 2020 20:12
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I haven't heard anything from my Santa for several weeks.
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Jan 13, 2020 23:08
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same  although they did message me like three weeks ago saying they were about to ship something, so I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt that they are shipping from some far away land
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Jan 13, 2020 23:13
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My santa this year was great, thanks again GAY WEED DAD! That said, I've had a deadbeat santa before and would like to volunteer to stalk an additional person and send them gifts. Has the re-santa thread started yet or how do I do that?
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Jan 13, 2020 23:41
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:
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It sucks some people got grinched (although I am pretty understanding of grinches since I think most people sign up with the best of intentions) but I am kind of excited to send out more poo poo....
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Jan 14, 2020 14:47
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I just got a notification that my gift has arrived and I'm so excited. Thank you Santa! Edit: Holy moly!  Moe is very interested in the big present  I don't think I could have been more pleased  Thank you Mr and Mrs Genesplicer! My fiancee is extra happy because she loves California, especially old timey desert California. I love cards and the popper. And the toque. It's all really wonderful. SASS was a great experience and I hope to do it again next year! Bi-la kaifa fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Jan 14, 2020 |
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Jan 14, 2020 18:08
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IMJack posted:I haven't heard anything from my Santa for several weeks.  What is standard procedure here? Do I message them? I would just hate to pester them if money got tight or whatever.
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Jan 15, 2020 01:26
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How can I Re Santa?
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Cowslips Warren posted:How can I Re Santa? Look a few posts up. Not happening for a few days yet.
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:
this game is fun, and it's extra fun if you make players come up with ridiculous stories about how each accident occurs rather than just reading the cards gey muckle mowser fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Jan 15, 2020 |
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Jan 15, 2020 15:36
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If I got my presents but just want more presents can I sign up again?
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Jan 15, 2020 15:50
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A mysterious parcel arrived from Japan, which I can only assume must be from Santa! Awesome! Just last week I made a similar papercraft kit that made me want to tear my hair out and this one seems to be just the right level for me to enjoy the process making it. Can't wait to put it together! 
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Jan 15, 2020 19:37
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A package arrived at the post office for me. Only slightly awkward explaining why the package had byolante and not the name on my id. Nicely wrapped  Lethal weapon to throw at people at work. Thanks Topenga!
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Jan 16, 2020 09:51
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Major belated post - but huge thanks to Peanut for the super awesome package from Japan! Everything is super cool and the snacks were great 
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Byolante posted:A package arrived at the post office for me. Only slightly awkward explaining why the package had byolante and not the name on my id. You're welcome! Also Amazon lied. There's a part two. In like *checks notes* Christ 2 more weeks. topenga fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Jan 16, 2020 |
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Jan 16, 2020 20:18
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Voltage posted:Major belated post - but huge thanks to Peanut for the super awesome package from Japan! :3
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topenga posted:You're welcome! I threw one at a work colleague today, 10/10 would throw again
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Byolante posted:I threw one at a work colleague today, 10/10 would throw again YYYYEEEESSSSS!!!! 
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Voltage posted:Major belated post - but huge thanks to Peanut for the super awesome package from Japan! holy poo poo those old-school game cartridges 
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topenga posted:YYYYEEEESSSSS!!!! A second challenger appears  Pretty much exactly what I wished for. Handy hiking literature and some climacool towels, I was actually going to buy some of those things next time I went to my outdoors store. Thanks Topenga!
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Byolante posted:A second challenger appears You are very welcome. For sure that was the last box. I promise. Stay cool, yo. We're all worried about y'all.
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Yes, hello, my package finally arrived. It's coffee! All the way from that famous brewing city, Seattle! A whopping 4892 miles away, just for little old me. .. but what's this?   My very own haunted emulet of haunting! A broken rolex! Very impressive. Thank you, nameless person. I will enjoy all of it immensely, if I can get the local witcher/LDS youth pastor to undo the curse...
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Jan 21, 2020 19:59
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Welp, I messaged my santa on Friday and didn't get a response. When they messaged me last they assured me they were "not dead" but that was almost a month ago so perhaps that has changed?
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gey muckle mowser posted:Welp, I messaged my santa on Friday and didn't get a response. When they messaged me last they assured me they were "not dead" but that was almost a month ago so perhaps that has changed? this is why re-santa is a thing. I got bad-santa'd last year and that has, after thought, made me want to gift better myself : I'll stalk the gently caress out of you to make the holiday right.
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Hey guys! I'll have re-sass info up later on tonight. I'm just eyeballs deep in work that was due yesterday because I'm bottle feeding a 6 day old lamb.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Hey guys! I'll have re-sass info up later on tonight. I'm just eyeballs deep in work that was due yesterday because I'm bottle feeding a 6 day old lamb. Delay is only acceptable if you bribe us with lamb pics
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My Santa came through! Got some treats from South Dakota:   Some delicious beef jerky, coffee, a tasty cookie thing w/ caramel and pecans, and a tulip-style beer glass and swag from Lost Cabin Beer Company. I didn't see any note on who it was from, so thank you, mystery South Dakota goon!
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mediaphage posted:Delay is only acceptable if you bribe us with lamb pics I'll make sure there's at least one good lamb pic 
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