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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGJKeESLBpQ gently caress it
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I'm drunk! Used to have a breathalyzer but it made me depressed at how ridiculous my tolerance was compared to normal people.
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Jan 18, 2020 08:08
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I drank wine! Jesus Christ, this is my first post in like ten years, ain't it.
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Jan 18, 2020 08:28
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i'm listening to strip club pop-rock i msut be on i donet know 28 or 30 sinc 10am
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Jan 18, 2020 09:37
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i crashed into bed and woke up an hour later certain that it must surely be Sunday by now. apparently not. still have beers left so i'll resume in prep for the playoff game
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Jan 18, 2020 18:42
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This sounds like a call for help tbh
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Jan 18, 2020 19:56
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nothing to do with my day, guess i'll start day drinking soon.
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Jan 18, 2020 20:04
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gently caress anyone who wants to do shots what are you nineteen?
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Jan 18, 2020 21:38
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fat bossy gerbil posted:gently caress anyone who wants to do shots what are you nineteen? The last time I did a shot it was at a party the night before my cousin’s wedding. Someone bought a round of shots early in the evening, and as soon as I did mine I started getting that spitty mouth feeling and ran for the bathroom. Ended up dry heaving in a urinal. It was like my second drink of the night. I can drink good hard liquor if I sip it, but shots are instant dry heaves for me these days.
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Jan 18, 2020 21:41
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people buy me shots.. I think it might be rude if I didn't accept?
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Jan 18, 2020 21:48
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i only accept drinks from other people if i'm at a wedding after-party or something like that another reason i don't go to bars
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Jan 18, 2020 22:47
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my policy is only do shots if someone else is paying, I feel like this is an adequate life choice I accept drinks from everyone no question, so far I've only been drugged twice and once was acid for some reason so no big deal
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Jan 18, 2020 22:58
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yeah usually its from friends or if it's a stranger I watch the bar tender pour the shot in front of me. So far not drugged but I rarely go to bars.
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Jan 18, 2020 23:11
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Getting shots bought us how you make friends. The drunk posting thread in real life Whiskey bar tonight rip me
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Jan 18, 2020 23:31
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My friends and a couple colleagues always do the loving rounds game or shots game or whatever the gently caress you call it, where one person buys a round of shots for the group and then everyone in the group has to buy a round after that. It used to be fun, but you eventually get sick of doing 8 shots of Jameson and having an $87 tab every night.
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Jan 18, 2020 23:52
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Shroomie posted:My friends and a couple colleagues always do the loving rounds game or shots game or whatever the gently caress you call it, where one person buys a round of shots for the group and then everyone in the group has to buy a round after that. It used to be fun, but you eventually get sick of doing 8 shots of Jameson and having an $87 tab every night. Just drink like normal and if you feel like you got reason to buy one round jeez I don't think I've had a tab over 20 in months and I am always p drunk when I leave God bless dive bars
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Jan 19, 2020 00:11
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I've been drinking.
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Jan 19, 2020 00:12
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i need a mouth, a little snout
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Jan 19, 2020 00:13
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Eldercain posted:Just drink like normal and if you feel like you got reason to buy one round jeez It's Russian roulette for me at the bar. Some nights it'll be 40 others it will be 80.
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Jan 19, 2020 00:21
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i'm about 2 oz of jim beam every hour for 4 hours so far. Playing that jedi fallen order game atm. most I spent on a bar tab at some cantina on a wharf in washington dc was like 28 bucks plus tip.
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Jan 19, 2020 00:21
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Edgar posted:i'm about 2 oz of jim beam every hour for 4 hours so far. Playing that jedi fallen order game atm. When you get your training wheels off the world gets a lot bigger. I am excited for you.
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Jan 19, 2020 00:24
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Thanks bird avatar person, I had my first alcoholic drink only about a year and half ago.
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Jan 19, 2020 00:30
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Birds all be up in here drinking hell yeah I am enough of a regular now I never pay for all my drinks and between that and shots I end up drinking for cheap
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Jan 19, 2020 00:38
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the last time i drank at a bar was in covington kentucky and i spent nearly 100 bucks buying irish car bombs for my friends and family whether they wanted them or not then i puked in the men's urinal and the sink and left. i'm 60 percent certain i am banned from that place because it is like a bar/family restaurantsd
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Jan 19, 2020 00:44
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Eldercain posted:Birds all be up in here drinking hell yeah The only times someone has bought me drinks were at gay bars in DC. I'm straight, but those places tend to lack drama.
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Jan 19, 2020 00:45
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I was at some faux-irish looking pub on the historic wharf district in DC and some older ladies bought me drinks. It was because they were looking over on my shoulder when my friend was sending my silly anti-trump gifs. I felt flattered. I need to go back to DC again, I had lots of fun wandering the streets at 2 am drunk.
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Jan 19, 2020 00:50
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Zippy the Bummer posted:the last time i drank at a bar was in covington kentucky and i spent nearly 100 bucks buying irish car bombs for my friends and family whether they wanted them or not Oh hell yeah Covington had some good bars. I loved and drank in Mt Adams just over the river tho had some wild nights there Woodpile posted:The only times someone has bought me drinks were at gay bars in DC. I'm straight, but those places tend to lack drama. I have had many drinks purchased for me in gay bars but also I tend to find and frequent a dive bar near me and make friends w/ barkeeps and regulars and sometimes that turns a few beers on Thursday into yelling letterkenny insults at each other in the parking lot and laughing ur drunk rear end off. Would recommend the experience to all
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Jan 19, 2020 00:54
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Edgar posted:I was at some faux-irish looking pub on the historic wharf district in DC and some older ladies bought me drinks. It was because they were looking over on my shoulder when my friend was sending my silly anti-trump gifs. I felt flattered. I need to go back to DC again, I had lots of fun wandering the streets at 2 am drunk. I got pretty drunk at an Irish pub in DuPont Circle. Forget the name of the place. They had a live band that played corny drinking songs, but when they did The Battle of New Orleans I was shouting right along with everyone else. My date was appalled.
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Jan 19, 2020 01:01
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Eldercain posted:Thursday into yelling letterkenny insults at each other in the parking lot and laughing ur drunk rear end off. Would recommend the experience to all Your spare parts, bud.
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Jan 19, 2020 01:02
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need some legs and thighs gonna have a cookout
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Jan 19, 2020 01:23
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Just blew a .125 on my breathalyzer. I thought I was way more hosed up than that. Especially since I held the disposable tube in my mouth while I was setting everything up and that made it fail the air blank test.
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Jan 19, 2020 06:38
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Listen, I am drunk as gently caress, and I am listening to all these depressing Metric songs and want to die a little, but I can't because I have to fly to Chicago tomorrow.
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Jan 19, 2020 07:03
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Obsidianheart posted:Listen, I am drunk as gently caress, and I am listening to all these depressing Metric songs and want to die a little, but I can't because I have to fly to Chicago tomorrow. Flying hungover sounds insanely miserable.
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Jan 19, 2020 07:07
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Flying hungover sounds insanely miserable. I was on a pre-Thanksgiving bender one year, and last minute my sister offered to fly me to NYC to hang with her for a couple days. I wake up after like 3 hours of sleep and rush to the airport, and as I'm getting there the hangover starts setting in. I am well known for being a puker when I'm hungover, and this day was no different. I'm on this plane summoning every ounce of strength that I can to not barf on the lady next to me. The flight lands and I beeline it to the nearest bathroom, but it's the worst case scenario and all of the stalls are full so I've got to push it down once again. I tell myself gently caress it you've made it this far, you can make the cab ride into Brooklyn. I have the cab drop me off at the closest bar that I had starred in Google Maps, because my sister still wouldn't be home for a couple hours. I order a shot and a beer, and while she was pouring I made my way to the bathroom and the second I locked the door I unleashed a gallon of bile and stomach acid right into the sink. Cleaned myself up, wiped the sink down, and drank until the shaking stopped. Another time I was flying home from Vegas and I was so hungover I couldn't sleep, and just spent the entire time in that awful delirious hungover limbo world. Any time I did actually doze off it felt like my sleep apnea was kicking in and I would wake up gasping for air.
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Jan 19, 2020 10:51
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Flying hungover sounds insanely miserable. Guess I don't need to worry about that much since I'm drinking for breakfast.
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Jan 19, 2020 15:54
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can you order booze on an airplane outside of first class? i've never tried
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Jan 19, 2020 17:30
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I think it's flight dependent. I ordered a jack and a Coke when I was in economy while on JetBlue.
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Jan 19, 2020 17:33
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The gently caress you never drank on a plane? Booze is totes available and it is only way to deal with bullshit like LA to NYC flight gently caress that noise 10 gin and tonics please
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Jan 19, 2020 19:17
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Yeah, last time I flew you could get a mixed drink for like 7 bucks. I’m sure it’s more now.
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Jan 19, 2020 19:23
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Zippy the Bummer posted:can you order booze on an airplane outside of first class? i've never tried Yeah, usually. Maybe not on super short flights or budget airlines. It's usually pretty expensive, and also I hate having to piss mid-flight so I only do it on longer flights. Also, while it's frowned upon to open them on the plane, you can take mini bottles through TSA no problem. Just don't be like my idiot friend on the way to Vegas and bust out a Ziploc full of bottles and start asking people which one you should start with.
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