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Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
Maybe something like whackamolee style

Edit: NVM now that I think about it, the short quick movements in whack a mole would not really make use of the extended reach provided by the chain.

Inspector 34 has a new favorite as of 09:45 on Jan 19, 2020

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Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Inspector 34 posted:

I'm kind of thinking about designing a martial arts style around that thing. Just need to think of a name first then I'll come up with all of the sick moves.

You could just go for Hanmā-Jitsu or if you want to make it into a sport Hanmādo

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
Excuse me, but I'll make up my own fake words for my technique.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

Inspector 34 posted:

Excuse me, but I'll make up my own fake words for my technique.

Check out the ball-peen on this guy/gal, am I right?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
get some parachute pants, call it hammertime, done

maybe some talking shoes

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

HPanda posted:

Check out the ball-peen on this guy/gal, am I right?

OP is definitely a real sook-crawler. No doubt 'bout it.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
I just checked and can confirm that my balls and peen are not hyphenated.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Inspector 34 posted:

I just checked and can confirm that my balls and peen are not hyphenated.

At least not until the first time you mess up practicing with your new weapon of choice.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Isn't that chain a bit too long for a practical flail, though?

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
I'm here for the impractical flails!

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
I'm of the opinion that any length of chain makes for a practical flail. Honestly too short a chain probably makes for more busted fingers that too long of one. Not speaking from personal experience of course.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I've tracked down an expert

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


I need one of these for hay-fever season!

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Phlegmish posted:

I've tracked down an expert


This was the best boss fight in Dark Souls 2, even if it's basically a rehash of Sif.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Woebin posted:

This was the best boss fight in Dark Souls 2, even if it's basically a rehash of Sif.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN9cENdM27I

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDqxQ9RcHb8

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

James Woods posted:

I guess I should have clarified no more than four legs. I've eaten rat, bull testicles, goat brains, and I'm pretty sure either dog or cat in Thailand but I draw the line at insects.

I know this is a few pages back, but insects are delicious. Toasted worms, too. I draw the line at dogs, cats, cetaceans, and pinnipeds, but invertebrates are fair game.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

It's how apiaries get the best bees.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


They fight to preserve her majesty's honor.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

:mad: "Your mother was a HORNET"

:byodood: "HAVE AT YOU!"

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

By order of the Queen?

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
They both love their queen
Why must they, vent their spleen?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/StrangeCoisas/status/1218870480704344065

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I don't see the problem here.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012
















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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

250kg / person seems strange. It's in kg not lbs so they're not from the USA but that is also about the only place where you'd find 4 people that big together.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
haddock weigh more than imagined

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Nickels, which famously weigh several ounces each

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Captain Hygiene posted:

Nickels, which famously weigh several ounces each

Volume might be a factor too.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Inceltown posted:

250kg / person seems strange. It's in kg not lbs so they're not from the USA but that is also about the only place where you'd find 4 people that big together.

you say that as if brits aren’t fat as gently caress

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Heh

Caveman Cat
Oct 20, 2012

         MAJOR

Number of the beast OF THE FUTURE of hens eggs.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




TK-42-1 posted:

you say that as if brits aren’t fat as gently caress

There are some absolute units among them.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I don't see where it limits people to 160 stone max :colbert:

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I had to use Google for this one but lol

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