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A coronavirus (same family as 2002's SARS, but also other harmless stuff) has been reported in China, Taiwan, South Korea, Thailand, Japan and (announced just now) the US. One case so far in Seattle, the CDC says they expect further cases. It has killed six people so far in the Wuhan area of China since December. There are 308 confirmed cases (also in China I think). Experts from Imperial College estimate the actual number of patients at 1700. Person-to-person contagion has been confirmed. Also a ton of Chinese people are travelling at the moment for their new year celebrations. Please use this thread to discuss your plans to save the world (SA successfully curbed Ebola by grounding all planes I recall), and how you plan to spend your last few days after those plans have failed Burt edit: Performative Bloodlust posting prohibition is now in effect. Punch up not down when making jokes as well. Thank you for your attention Burt edit 2: this is not the place to make subtle racist jabs by saying China flu or Kung flu or whatever. Even if the president feels it’s ok, I’m not ok with it. Thank you! Burt edit 3: gbs does have a no politix rule overall, however itt you can post it itt if it’s related to covid. Just not primary chat, hillary sucks, etc Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Apr 9, 2020 |
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It's honestly refreshing to hear about something that might kill us besides climate change or Trump.
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Jan 21, 2020 20:49
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Finally.
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Jan 21, 2020 20:49
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Crankin' this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBY7FnkNI4c
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Jan 21, 2020 20:50
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Pennywise the Frown posted:It's honestly refreshing to hear about something that might kill us besides climate change or Trump. Both of those things are probably pretty big factors, tbh.
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Jan 21, 2020 20:50
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I hosed the virus
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phasmid posted:Both of those things are probably pretty big factors, tbh. Yeah. 
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Jan 21, 2020 20:50
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I'll start worrying when it gets to SARS or Swine Flu levels of outbreak. Heck even ebola wasn't all that worrying for anybody in the west.
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Jan 21, 2020 20:50
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I wish the zombie apocalypse would hurry up and happen, I want to start capping motherfuckers  
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Doesn't look like it's that big of a deal: https://www.wsj.com/articles/china-virus-kills-two-more-patients-as-authorities-step-up-control-measures-11579614626
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Jan 21, 2020 20:53
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poty posted:It has killed six people so far in the Wuhan area of China since December. There are 308 confirmed cases (also in China I think). so it only kills 2% of the people it infects? that's a weak rear end virus, you probably won't even notice which person stopped showing up at the office. you need at least 25% lethality to make your morning commute slightly more bearable!
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Jan 21, 2020 20:55
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I'll have to play through a round of Plague Inc and name it coronavirus. That'll keep us up to date on how worried we should be.
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Jan 21, 2020 20:56
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I hosed the virus Get tested please. You are quite promiscuous.
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Jan 21, 2020 20:57
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only Jeb! can save us
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Jan 21, 2020 20:59
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Death is inevitable, OP.
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Jan 21, 2020 21:00
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I hosed the virus you hosed me
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Jan 21, 2020 21:00
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So covfefe was a misspelling Makes sense
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Jan 21, 2020 21:03
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I don't drink Corona so I'll be fine. Lol just kidding, I'm gonna buy a 12 pack just to make sure I get it.
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Jan 21, 2020 21:05
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1redflag posted:Death is inevitable, OP. My infamy will live on forever.
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Jan 21, 2020 21:06
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dudeness posted:I don't drink Corona so I'll be fine.
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Jan 21, 2020 21:08
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poty posted:Person-to-person contagion has been confirmed.
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Jan 21, 2020 21:10
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gary oldmans diary posted:im safe Lol
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r u ready to WALK posted:so it only kills 2% of the people it infects? Bear in mind those numbers are coming from the PRC, who were denying that there was person to person transmission at all until yesterday. I'd take anything they say with a grain of salt.
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Jan 21, 2020 21:16
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Tell that to Joe Biden!
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Jan 21, 2020 21:19
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Wait 'til Trump cures the virus. You guys are gonna feel real dumb for not supporting our savior!
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Jan 21, 2020 21:22
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Conor McGregor just endorsed Trump. I mean he could always eat a dick but now I hope the person whose dick he eats has coronavirus.
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Jan 21, 2020 21:24
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This is nothing but the media hasn't had a good Swine Flu/SARS/Zika paranoia recently so they're alllll over it.
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Flying internationally tomorrow. Europe to States. So I can't wait to be stuck an ocean away from my cat while the world wheezes to death. I was honestly hoping to age my way out of vulnerability of these flus. Basically if you're young you're hosed.
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I'm CHINESE and I'm in your neighborhood! Just SNEEZIN', sneezing EVERYWHERE. All over your HOUSE your DOG your BAKED GOODS hell yes join me friends
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https://twitter.com/DailyMirror/status/1219647087312195586 Even if it's a killer virus I still think threatening to shoot people in the head with that grey and blue gun is overreacting a bit
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新年快乐
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That's a weak rear end disease OP. The final killer will be a norovirus so we all puke and poo poo ourselves to death. That's what I call an rear end disease.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I'm CHINESE and I'm in your neighborhood! Just SNEEZIN', sneezing EVERYWHERE. All over your HOUSE your DOG your BAKED GOODS hell yes join me friends im in ur base sneezing on ur d00dz
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Jan 21, 2020 21:47
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weak rear end chinese cold who the gently caress cares
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1redflag posted:im in ur base sneezing on ur d00dz gently caress, I've lost face now
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Jan 21, 2020 21:50
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This better loving work.
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Jan 21, 2020 22:00
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I'm sure the anti-vaccinators are to blame
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I'm sure the anti-vaccinators are to blame Even if they're not, I blame them.
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Jan 21, 2020 22:08
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Uhg, these end times are taking forever!
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numberoneposter posted:ive got the Budweiseritis I believe the scientific term is Drinkenstein
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