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Well, if we're all gonna die then I guess now is a good time to discuss all those murders I never got around to committing.
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Lol a dying. What a noob.
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Jan 21, 2020 22:32
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loving finally, Jesus. Waiting for climate change to kill me was getting so boring.
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Jan 21, 2020 22:33
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I always thought the lime in the neck of the thing was to stop the corona virus
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Jan 21, 2020 22:54
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Can vodka kill the virus? If so, I think I'm immune. A real superman, even.
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Jan 21, 2020 23:01
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i volunteer to die in the pandemic that finally convinces the feds to do single-payer "felt sick, doctor too expensive, took fish pills instead" x 163 million
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Jan 21, 2020 23:02
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Are you just learning that we're all going to die, OP?
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Jan 21, 2020 23:04
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So it's going to cost way too much and only gently caress up total lightweights got it.
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Jan 21, 2020 23:08
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When the SARS panic happened, one of my friends went to China on a trip and when they came home their family wouldn't let them in the house for a month. People are always panicky and dumb.
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Cough Sniffle Cough
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ArbitraryC posted:新年快乐 More like 死年快乐
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We were all gonna die anyways, stupid, that's how mortality works. Now if you found some sort of an immortality virus I'd be pretty loving spooked
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Jan 22, 2020 00:16
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I'll just walk it off if I get it. Always works.
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Jan 22, 2020 00:25
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Bear in mind those numbers are coming from the PRC, who were denying that there was person to person transmission at all until yesterday. I'd take anything they say with a grain of salt. Yeah I came to post this. I don’t think we’d ever get the real numbers from China.
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I just hope I can die really high and comfortable.
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Jan 22, 2020 00:37
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i hope i get the virus named after the best beer in the world
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Jan 22, 2020 00:39
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Mnoba posted:i hope i get the virus named after the best beer in the world
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Jan 22, 2020 00:45
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I'm getting my flu shot Take that china
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Jan 22, 2020 00:47
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I'm in Madagascar suckas, good luck with the dying y'all
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Rudeboy Detective posted:Can vodka kill the virus? im trying the same with moonshine so ill post my finding later
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Mnoba posted:i hope i get the virus named after the best beer in the world Firestone Double Barrel Ail???
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bollig posted:Flying internationally tomorrow. Europe to States. So I can't wait to be stuck an ocean away from my cat while the world wheezes to death. I was honestly hoping to age my way out of vulnerability of these flus. Basically if you're young you're hosed. Weeeeeell. I got bad news about getting old(er). I went to a convalescent home today for work (in the US). They had signs all over the place: "We are experiencing an outbreak of respiratory tract infection. Please wash your hands, cover your mouth and nose when coughing or sneezing, and feel free to wear the face-masks provided."
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Jan 22, 2020 02:51
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Pig loving has doomed us to diseaae
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No pig flu was a joke. Drinking corona has doomed us to a doomy doom of some kind this time.
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At this point we're gettin' near double jeopardy levels of "What will kill the who wheres firstwhens?"
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OP I watched a couple episodes of Doomsday Preppers in Netflix I think I’ll be ok
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Jan 22, 2020 06:56
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the shame of being diagnosed w/ the Zima virus
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in 2018 i got the flu p badly it sucked
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If I stab myself with a dog coronavirus vaccine am I good?
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I was in Toronto during the big SARS "outbreak" there, and will do the same now as I did then. Which is nothing. No one there cared, everyone still took transit and went shopping. I saw one person in total wearing a mask during the entire outbreak.
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I do find it very suspicious that this happens right after china pushes a pig off a bungee tower
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maybe ill finally be able to afford a house.
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NOT ON MY WATCH!!!!! 
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Colonel Cancer posted:We were all gonna die anyways, stupid, that's how mortality works. Now if you found some sort of an immortality virus I'd be pretty loving spooked I found one on GeoCities once, pretty spooky right?
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This virus made the rookie mistake of showing any signs of lethality before first spreading all over the world in a lengthy but highly communicable incubation period This is some scrub tier bush leagues made in china poo poo
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Mooey Cow posted:I found one on GeoCities once, pretty spooky right?  It's ok all goons are of Nosferatu bloodline
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Are the dogs going to be okay after 85% of the world's population dies? That's all I care about.
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Once the supply of cadavers dwindles it's about a 50/50
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*gets on stage. Turns back towards audience and bends backwards, so as to see the audience upside down. Dangles the microphone above upside down mouth* *whisper screams* WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIEEEEE
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Is this the annual doomsday virus that ultimately amounts to nothing?
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