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cuntman.net posted:actually obiwan can move super fast too. Tell it to Qui-gon
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tell it to darth maul!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Obi wan uses his force to think of one liners super fast and to play strong d Anakin uses his to swing sword very fast and hard much much different
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Jan 22, 2020 21:09
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Just imagine the word outer before core
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Metapod posted:I've caught up with the thread. I see a large chunk of the thread doesn't understand anakin can move super fast so those openings aren't open So then why doesn't he ever do that?
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poster 1: I don't like movies. >:( poster 2: I do like movies. :) poster 1: How? Movies does bad things X Y and Z! >:( poster 2: I liked X Y and Z. I thought they worked well given the story being told. :) poster 1: nani?!!! :O There. I summed up all 800 pages of this thread.
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Jan 22, 2020 21:11
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Party pooper.
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Who What Now posted:So then why doesn't he ever do that? He does against dooku
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Schwarzwald posted:poster 1: I don't like movies. >:( I'm only against the one specific thing the movies themselves are fine.
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Poster 1: I like movies  Poster 2: I don't like movies  Poster 1: How? X Y and Z worked well given the story being told. Poster 2: Movies does X Y and Z badly and I did not enjoy it. Poster 1: nani?!!! :O There, ftfy
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euphronius posted:Just imagine the word outer before core i will not
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CainFortea posted:Poster 1: I like movies The thread started out the opposite way tho, check the title
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Whoa he just said the decisions were bad : not that he didn’t like them
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He’s a Star Wars fan so I am assuming he liked the movies
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That's true no real fan dislikes the prequels
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Zoran posted:I know you live in a meme world where every performance was utterly flat and without affect, but in the films that are real, Hayden’s Anakin is among the most dynamically emotional characters in the saga. He has raw outbursts among people who are much more refined and controlled, which they often find very disturbing Do you also find Tommy Wiseau's dynamically emotional acting to be good? \/\/\/tough but fair\/\/\/ Majorian fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Jan 22, 2020 |
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The prequels managed to turn Samuel L Jackson into a 2d cutout. They're almost as bad as After Earth.
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Let us discuss the line "It's over anakin I have the high ground" because it's perhaps the most extraneous, bizarre line of dialog every delivered in the history of film. See, if at any point in any star wars movie, book, comic, or other property had established the indomitable supremacy of "the high ground", the line would make sense. If earlier in the movie, or in any previous movie, some adventure involving Anakin and Obi-wan (we see none of these adventures, presumably this is where the things happen to make Obi Wan remark that Anakin was a 'good friend' in ANH because it sure ain't on screen) established that, maybe they defeat some foe from the high ground or are rebuffed by a foe upon it, then the line makes some sense. It would serve as a callback to happier times when they were on the same side or whatever. BUT that was never laid out, it comes out of nowhere. He might as well have said "It's over anakin I have the secret force field that makes me immune to lightsabers" because it makes as much sense. It's like a reverse chekov's gun situation. And the really irritating thing about it is that it is totally unnecessary, Obi Wan could've just won the fight. It's anime-rear end dialog.
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It's over, Anikin! I've seen the next movie
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Reading back over that I may have been in error: "From my point of view the Jedi are evil" is actually the most extraneous, bizarre line of anime-rear end expository dialog ever uttered
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CainFortea posted:Poster 1: I like movies *turns to face directly into the camera* It's like poetry.
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I have a lot of love for the Prequels because I grew up with them and I do think there's a bunch to enjoy in them, but gently caress, the lakehouse scenes on Naboo in Attack of the Clones are utterly miserable no matter how many times I watch them. And the Trade Federation's comically racist accents are just uncomfortable.
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cuntman.net posted:anime is good Ladies and gentlemen, the defense rests.
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Fsmhunk posted:I have a lot of love for the Prequels because I grew up with them and I do think there's a bunch to enjoy in them, but gently caress, the lakehouse scenes on Naboo in Attack of the Clones are utterly miserable no matter how many times I watch them. And the Trade Federation's comically racist accents are just uncomfortable. More or less uncomfortable than the flying jew-alien?
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Fsmhunk posted:I have a lot of love for the Prequels because I grew up with them and I do think there's a bunch to enjoy in them, but gently caress, the lakehouse scenes on Naboo in Attack of the Clones are utterly miserable no matter how many times I watch them. And the Trade Federation's comically racist accents are just uncomfortable. Yeah that's another thing, why the gently caress was a 10 year old being set up romantically with a woman twice his age. *extremely wrong idiot voice* "acutally she was playing a younger character like 15 or 16 you see" me, wisely: that's not any loving better
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Schwarzwald posted:There. I summed up all 800 pages of this thread. Those pages are still gonna happen you know, it can't be helped.
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From my point of view, the prequels are bad.
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ItBreathes posted:From my point of view, the prequels are bad. THEN YOU ARE RIGHT
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Metapod posted:Episode one is the best out of all the 9 there were no mistakes inclined to agree
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someone said the prequels have bad design/aesthetics? what the gently caress man. get your loving eyes checked. im not gonna defend rots but the first two have top tier design. they look like primo jrpg poo poo, but better
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Remember when you were a kid and you assumed that the Clone Wars were the conflict whereby the Empire invaded and conquered the Republic, using clones, which would make sense given everything we knew from the OT and then it turned out to be 1,000,000 boba fetts fighting comedy droids
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I thought that it was really bold to put C-3PO in it right away for no reason other than to make the entire universe seem way smaller
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zoux posted:Remember when you were a kid and you assumed that the Clone Wars were the conflict whereby the Empire invaded and conquered the Republic, using clones, which would make sense given everything we knew from the OT and then it turned out to be 1,000,000 boba fetts fighting comedy droids lol who thought this
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zoux posted:Remember when you were a kid and you assumed that the Clone Wars were the conflict whereby the Empire invaded and conquered the Republic, using clones, which would make sense given everything we knew from the OT and then it turned out to be 1,000,000 boba fetts fighting comedy droids Remember when Yoda was like "Begun, the Clone Wars have" and you're just like wow, loving great writing. It's just like in 1914 when, with his dying breath, Archduke Ferdinand said "Here comes World War 1"
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It was pretty obvious that the Empire was the Republic turned empire, for example in that scene where Tarkin literally says this, so I for one don't remember that.
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dudeness posted:Remember when Yoda was like "Begun, the Clone Wars have" and you're just like wow, loving great writing. It's just like in 1914 when, with his dying breath, Archduke Ferdinand said "Here comes World War 1" *The Archduke, clutching Sophie's hand as they both lay dying in the streets of Sarajevo* - "Oh brother"
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cuntman.net posted:lol who thought this Anyone who was a SW before the prequels came out. This really was the subtext that Star Wars fans bought into: that the clones were scary, menacing, and cool, as opposed to the unbelievably dumb poo poo that they turned out to be.
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zoux posted:Yeah that's another thing, why the gently caress was a 10 year old being set up romantically with a woman twice his age. the character was 14 and Portman was 15-16 at the time
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