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Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chunderbucket posted:

The water in those systems can be some of the blackest, grungiest stuff you'll ever see. I did a reno in a grocery store that had the emergency release valves/outlets or whatever for the system all right over the canteen area. What I'd give to watch that go

It also smells like the worst death you can imagine, too. So that place is gonna be great during cleanup.

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I walked into work one day. I worked in a grocery store prepared pizza kitchen. All the work stations were rolled away, and there were dozens of people all mopping and scrubbing.

I should have turned around and walked out, called in sick. Turns out, the trigger on the fire suppression system malfunctioned, the pizza oven heating up triggered it, and...

Gallons of dirty water were blasted over the top of a pizza oven and spread over the entire department floor. Murky, filthy water, wet ash, blasted all over every topping and work surface that was just being opened up by the poor innocent new hire.

We had to shrink hundreds of dollars in toppings and cheese that day.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Brawnfire posted:


We had to shrink hundreds of dollars in toppings and cheese that day.

At least Many Shuvs & Zuuls didn't know what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you.

jimmychoo
Sep 30, 2008

creepin n rollin


lost in the sauce

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




See also why contact lenses are verboten in labs. Don't want them fusing to your retinas, now do ya?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Brawnfire posted:

We had to shrink hundreds of dollars in toppings and cheese that day.

What does this mean?

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1220360049203318788

lmao

this is insane and absurd

Runa fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Jan 23, 2020

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

SilvergunSuperman posted:

What does this mean?

“Shrinkage” is product not sold for whatever reason, like spoilage or shoplifting.

They threw it out and recorded the change in inventory.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Platystemon posted:

“Shrinkage” is product not sold for whatever reason, like spoilage or shoplifting.

They threw it out and recorded the change in inventory.

I thought they washed the worst of the muck off and shrinkwrapped to stop it getting dirty again.


I need to find better pizzarias.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010



He should go to a second bank with those checks and do it again

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Andrast posted:

He should go to a second bank with those checks and do it again

This king could go for a hat trick

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




The fact TCF didn't call the issuing back but the police instead and *then* filed fraud charges with the police *after* it had all been explained to everyone's satisfaction (except it seems TCF) is going to be a tough hill for the bank to climb. Add that he opened an account at another large bank using these checks and they cleared in 12 hours more or less demolishes any defense they have against it being anything other than racism.

Mountaineer
Aug 29, 2008

Imagine a rod breaking on a robot face - forever

Andrast posted:

He should go to a second bank with those checks and do it again

He did and the checks cleared without a problem.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Mountaineer posted:

He did and the checks cleared without a problem.

should have gone to a more racist bank then

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Andrast posted:

should have gone to a more racist bank then

Kentucky Kash and Kredit doesn't have a branch in Detroit.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
If you want to get even more mad, here's another one that happened just a bit ago. This time with audio to make you extra mad!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2019/12/11/business/jpmorgan-banking-racism.amp.html

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Shut up Meg posted:

I thought they washed the worst of the muck off and shrinkwrapped to stop it getting dirty again.


I need to find better pizzarias.

Right sorry, I dropped grocery lingo in there without thinking. Yeah, it's weighing and recording unsold/unsellable foodstuffs and throwing it out.

I've definitely worked at a pizza shop where they would have tried to get me to wash and repackage. I have refused such demands before. They didn't really know what to do with my refusal since they were the same managers who sent me to get food safety certified... I won by default I guess.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://i.imgur.com/xNcoXiD.mp4

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Shut up Meg posted:

I thought they washed the worst of the muck off and shrinkwrapped to stop it getting dirty again.


I need to find better pizzarias.

Apparently you know a real life Panucci’s tho so there’s that.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Proteus Jones posted:

The fact TCF didn't call the issuing back but the police instead and *then* filed fraud charges with the police *after* it had all been explained to everyone's satisfaction (except it seems TCF) is going to be a tough hill for the bank to climb. Add that he opened an account at another large bank using these checks and they cleared in 12 hours more or less demolishes any defense they have against it being anything other than racism.

B-b-but the person who called the cops on him was black! Ipso facto no racismo.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

2 years is pretty light on the old 'freude there though.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Samovar posted:

See also why contact lenses are verboten in labs. Don't want them fusing to your retinas, now do ya?

That would be incredibly impressive, as the retina's at the back of the eyeball.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

:stare: what in the ever loving gently caress

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

Pennywise the Frown posted:

:stare: what in the ever loving gently caress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtwFZwjCSTE

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Stare-Out posted:

2 years is pretty light on the old 'freude there though.

It's only fentanyl. it's not like he had a couple ounces of something serious like marijuana

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Azhais posted:

It's only fentanyl. it's not like he had a couple ounces of something serious like marijuana

So what. Fentanyl's killed what, tens of thousands? Marijuana has killed Trillions!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
https://i.imgur.com/cgyFpBR.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/MDf79dg.mp4

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


In the comments, several people made a mashup of the song over victims of opioid overdoses.

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


DandyLion posted:

So what. Fentanyl's killed what, tens of thousands? Marijuana has killed Trillions!

Marijuana’s killed loads of people.

I mean, yeah, mostly because of police bullets but hey that’s neither here nor there

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

That would be incredibly impressive, as the retina's at the back of the eyeball.

How do you wear your contacts?

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/julio_rosas11/status/1220373650274168833?s=21

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/UkgM7gI.mp4

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010




:stare:

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

DandyLion posted:

At least Many Shuvs & Zuuls didn't know what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you.

Absolutley fantastic thanks.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/NYinLA2121/status/1220395558470184962

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Lol at the gun rule toughguys in the comments

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Push El Burrito posted:

How do you wear your contacts?

Uh, over the cornea?

I used to work in ophthalmology and there were so many people who got corneal ulcers, neovascularization, jelly bumps, and infections from never cleaning or changing their contacts, but I never saw melted contacts. Melted corneas, on the other hand... (feel free to google that)

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Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Bip Roberts posted:

Lol at the gun rule toughguys in the comments

So many people CC'ing Ben Shapiro like they're tattling to the teacher.

Hillary 2024 fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Jan 24, 2020

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