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The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Be grime, do 'kay :shobon:

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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

Was that ever a thing before night in the woods?

Not only was it a thing before Night in the Woods, that specific photograph predates NitW by half a year.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Crime be gay. Do.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


RCarr posted:

Is this a Rick and Morty tie in?

The headband makes it probably a Metal Gear Solid joke.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Be.
Gay crime?
Do.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Do or do not, there is no gay crime

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTOWIMJkKpc

Qwezz
Dec 19, 2010



I'm feeling some good vibrations!

this reminds me of Xcom2

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

By popular demand posted:

That is a strange thing to scream while having sex.

Don't kinkshame me

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
There’s gotta be a better way to say that.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Phanatic posted:

There’s gotta be a better way to say that.



"Abrupt" is what I would call it.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Bidet Goo







Crime.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

hahahahaha what the gently caress garrison

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I'm the ballfart.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Somebody tweeted this earlier and I thought it was an edit, but nope :lmao:

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Crying B-ball needs to show up in future cartoons, like Kelly's crying statue of liberty.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
I never in my life thought I'd see a Ben Garrison cartoon where I would not only laugh but laugh so hard my stomach hurt

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Why is the basketball crying more basketballs

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Why is the basketball crying more basketballs

Because Kobe Bryant died

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Why is the basketball crying more basketballs

Powered Descent posted:

That's how they make baby basketballs. It's tragic, really.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Why is the basketball crying more basketballs

Pee is stored in the balls.
Eyepee is stored in the eyeballs.
When you pee in a woman's butt, the little homunculuses in your pee will incubate into baby.
When you cry if you look closely the drops of eyepee each also contain a homunculus.
Basketball pee obviously has basketbalculi.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

The General
Mar 4, 2007



Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

drat, that basketball has got some biceps. Must be at the gym a lot.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

This isn't working for me.

He needs to label the basketball "The Supreme Court", the clouds "The NYT", write "Deep" on one hand of the basketball and "state" on the other, label the tears...I don't know..."The Swamp" or some poo poo and then give Kobe a MAGA hat for some reason.

Also, Garrison loving sucks because that looks nothing like Kobe Bryant and not only did he put him in a football jersey for some reason, he didn't even color it purple or gold. Jesus Christ. Why is this hack so popular? He's like the Dane Cook of cartoonists.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Why is the basketball crying more basketballs

Because you see, Kobe Bryant played basketball, duh. And when I cry, a bunch of smaller Robert Shaws come out of my eyes.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

:sickos:

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Elviscat posted:

REAL PEOPLE REQUIRE A PANORAMIC LENS TO CAPTURE THE EXTENT OF THEIR SNUGGZ

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



lmao garrison drew him like a palette swapped white dude

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

TK-42-1 posted:

lmao garrison drew him like a palette swapped white dude

He looks like Bill Burr in blackface.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

TK-42-1 posted:

lmao garrison drew him like a palette swapped white dude

Trying to figure out who he reminds me of. Like John Turturro mixed with Adam Sandler and Charlie Brown.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

TK-42-1 posted:

lmao garrison drew him like a palette swapped white dude

Huh, you're right.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Paladinus posted:

Huh, you're right.


That;s what we call the ol' pigskin.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Okay.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Paladinus posted:

Huh, you're right.


Oh my god

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

TK-42-1 posted:

lmao garrison drew him like a palette swapped white dude

Looks exactly like this guy, but smiling:


(The dude that just today said that Hitler's ability to lead "was second to none")

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Mister Facetious posted:

Looks exacyly like this guy but smiling:


(The dude that just today said that Hitler's ability to lead "was second to none")

Well, he isn't a "politically correct coordinator"

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

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Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

What an I supposed to be seeing here?

Nevermind, I got it.

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