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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Kuiperdolin posted:

Why don't the doctors just find a cure for cancer instead of complaining about it

Seriouspost: Because of capitalism.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Super Soaker Party! posted:

Nah I'm pretty sure they gave it some blankets.

lol holy poo poo

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I thought blankets were only for smallrocks

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

LOL y'all should write for that game cards against humanity

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Twin Rotors for Stability and Control

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Rated 8+

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Pretty sure this is actually dangerous to even 13 year olds.

mmj
Dec 22, 2006

I've always been a bit confrontational

Go go Gadget Dunk

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Pastry of the Year posted:

Twin Rotors for Stability and Control

I still wouldn't have the foggiest idea how to fly it.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Lobok posted:

I still wouldn't have the foggiest idea how to fly it.

lmao jesus christ

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Lobok posted:

I still wouldn't have the foggiest idea how to fly it.


Very funny. You should write for that stupid card game. #Lame. Lololol

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Kuiperdolin posted:

Why don't the doctors just find a cure for cancer instead of complaining about it

There's no cure for cancer because it's not a single disease. This comic explains it about as well as anything does.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

dialhforhero posted:

Pretty sure this is actually dangerous to even 13 year olds.

oof

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



TITANKISSER69 posted:

What about a catapult?

https://i.imgur.com/T9CBQ.mp4

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

JoelJoel posted:

Very funny. You should write for that stupid card game. #Lame. Lololol

Oh, shut up.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

no

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Fakest flop in history, worse than all the combined soccer flops. But still I want to believe this fake rear end story.
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/hz2jcplqkrwknte0vbab.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9Y4bmbh1KY

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



LifeSunDeath posted:

Fakest flop in history, worse than all the combined soccer flops. But still I want to believe this fake rear end story.
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/hz2jcplqkrwknte0vbab.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9Y4bmbh1KY

I flopped more realistically than that in first aid recert today, and I wasn't even paid :smith:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Captain Hygiene posted:

I flopped more realistically than that in first aid recert today, and I wasn't even paid :smith:

Thank you for your service, Albert Einstein.

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb
https://twitter.com/kashtalkk/status/1221901275589160960?s=20

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Don't do this

also

Don't do this

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

LifeSunDeath posted:

Don't do this

also

Don't do this
the look on his face from the bottom the escalator, that's the sort of look you'd expect to see for the rest of your mall trip

walking out of Ross's? bam, there he is, still with an uneaten grip of fries.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



LifeSunDeath posted:

Don't do this

also

Don't do this

Why are you telling me not to stage something with my friends for uplikes?

also

Why are you telling me not to stage something with my friends for uplikes?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:

Don't do this

also

Don't do this

I actually had someone do this to me as a kid. I was at the swimming pool and went to buy some hot chips from the tuck shop, but on the way back to the rest of my fam, one of the people who walked past me said "oh thanks" and grabbed a small handful. I was kinda shocked but also I was like 6 so didn't really object.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

bike tory posted:

I actually had someone do this to me as a kid. I was at the swimming pool and went to buy some hot chips from the tuck shop, but on the way back to the rest of my fam, one of the people who walked past me said "oh thanks" and grabbed a small handful. I was kinda shocked but also I was like 6 so didn't really object.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


That thread was the best thank you for reminding me

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Collapsed? That was an exuberant albeit unorthodox celebration. lovely article.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
I just like how the guy obviously picked a look relatively early in his life and by God he's stuck with it

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




https://twitter.com/HooiWanV/status/1222456744007426049

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/chrisjollyhale/status/1222257575250579458?s=21

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Kheldarn posted:

Why are you telling me not to stage something with my friends for uplikes?

I think the real message here is "don't use TikTok"

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013


I am extremely alarmed by the number of people on twitter saying this is normal.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
bloomberg is going to lose the important dog vote

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

canyoneer posted:

bloomberg is going to lose the important dog vote

Weird. Dogs usually like being stopped and frisked.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.




Probably more effective than a face mask.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

ultrafilter posted:



Probably more effective than a face mask.

Looks like they have a mask on underneath, so this is for eye protection.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Yoshi Wins posted:

I am extremely alarmed by the number of people on twitter saying this is normal.

This is the closest Bloomberg will ever get to "normal"

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