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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/5JC3UHm.mp4

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Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
I was digging this thread so I wandered over to r/whatcangowrong. Just saw three people die — don’t think I’m going back there. Guess the schad is on me.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

I tried this as a kid and the result was a less dramatic rear end-over-head and mocking from my brothers.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


GolfHole posted:

The gym is counting on you doing that.
They will sue you (and win).

Imagine a law system that will side with a company wanting to charge for a service that a customer doesn't actually use or want. This is particularly bullshit with gyms because most people sign up then quit after a month leaving the gym to just take money from them for however long it takes the customer to jump through the appropriate contracted hoops in order to cancel. What I'm saying is, gym contracts shouldn't be a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jEQmE-j-bo

Pickled Tink
Apr 28, 2012

Have you heard about First Dog? It's a very good comic I just love.

Also, wear your bike helmets kids. I copped several blows to the head but my helmet left me totally unscathed.



Finally you should check out First Dog as it's a good comic I like it very much.
Fun Shoe
Trump border wall between US and Mexico blows over in high winds

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Trump famously has a problem with drafts.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Bobby Digital posted:

Trump famously has a problem with drafts.

Nice.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Shoulda made the wall wolf proof

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I'm waiting for Mexico to charge rent for propping the fence up with it's trees.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/dannydutch/status/953022296544960512?s=21

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Really want to read the next question

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Really want to read the next question

"Are you a qualified pathologist, mr. Einstein?"

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

Knew he couldn't keep it up.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
Isn't that particular one as old as stones? I remember reading it in what I'd estimate to be the early 2000's.

schmug
May 20, 2007

.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Serephina posted:

Isn't that particular one as old as stones? I remember reading it in what I'd estimate to be the early 2000's.

yeah, and probably made up also

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Serephina posted:

Isn't that particular one as old as stones? I remember reading it in what I'd estimate to be the early 2000's.

Yeah it's old as balls. Apparently it's from a magazine column by Charles M. Sevilla called Great Moments in Courtroom History where he also received stories from readers. A collection called Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History was published in 1992. It was republished in 1999 and there's a lot of newspaper articles quoting that particular passage in 1999/2000.

I do wonder why the brain had been removed before the autopsy though, I guess it's supposed to be a serial killer case?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


Lol holy poo poo

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

trickybiscuits posted:

He got the death sentence so the healthcare system is arguably better. edit: dammit, beaten

It's a classic mystery- her strange behavior before her death, how she died, how she got into the cistern. There are some good youtube videos about it if anyone's curious.

*turns on faucet*
*faint whisper from plumbing*: "tamam shud"

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
:3:
https://i.imgur.com/uYAYFs0.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/5TxcmOh.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/if0jke9.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/eeFEg4B.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/qXRgExK.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/gw3YqbN.mp4

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Imagine a law system that will side with a company wanting to charge for a service that a customer doesn't actually use or want. This is particularly bullshit with gyms because most people sign up then quit after a month leaving the gym to just take money from them for however long it takes the customer to jump through the appropriate contracted hoops in order to cancel. What I'm saying is, gym contracts shouldn't be a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jEQmE-j-bo

There is a reason independent gyms never exist for more than their lease.

Every single major gym is owned by a failing VC.

It's a shame.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004


lol

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

I really is the simple ones that get me.

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

This one has so many layers.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




THIS is the reason vertical video recording exists

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Captain Hygiene posted:

THIS is the reason vertical video recording exists

To record another phone which recorded video in The Devil's Orientation?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ornamental Dingbat posted:

To record another phone which recorded video in The Devil's Orientation?

:eng99:
Somehow I tuned in at the exact point where it's not obvious that it's a recording of a phone, my comment applies only to the original videographer.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I don't understand why anyone would film a phone screen

What? How stoned are you that that's your first distribution idea?

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Brawnfire posted:

I don't understand why anyone would film a phone screen

What? How stoned old are you that that's your first distribution idea?

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/joshua_pieters/status/1222943917307572225?s=20

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


:five:

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Fire tubes one and two!
Tubes one and two aye sir.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
What’s the story there? Wrong size lugnuts?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Ah, the new Tesla Jeep.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Tire mating season

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

What’s the story there? Wrong size lugnuts?

Two tires, raised in captivity but rehabilitated and released into the wild, see the car that raised them for the first time in 10 years. Their reaction will warm your heart.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://twitter.com/not_jessy/status/1025889374506901504

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://twitter.com/headsupfunny/status/1029085927409414144

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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Pepper mace shots to the nads, drat that’s gotta hurt.

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