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monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Looks like Paleas has finally dug out all the dirt and descended into shoddily constructed madness.

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Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord

goatsestretchgoals posted:

I'm imagining a WWE ladder match, except with 3 ladders and a stack of rotting pallets.

E: BAH GAWD that's the paramedic's music!

Come on over to my place! The WWE is coming to the event center where I work, and our "X days since last lost time accident" board hasn't been updated in months! :classiclol:

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

Bees on Wheat posted:

Come on over to my place! The WWE is coming to the event center where I work, and our "X days since last lost time accident" board hasn't been updated in months! :classiclol:

Oh hey I’ve been injured on two separate WWE calls it’s about time I completed the rule of three!

MutantBlue
Jun 8, 2001


Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


monolithburger posted:

Looks like Paleas has finally dug out all the dirt and descended into shoddily constructed madness.

Gahh! I forgot there was a new vid!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouGynpiSIho

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Note that this was a test of a new facility, not of the car. The car was loaded with somewhere in the vicinity of 400 kg of sandbags in the rear and crashed into the wall at 100 km/h.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Cartoon Man posted:

Using the anchor to dock a ship in high winds:
https://i.imgur.com/loxBZ5j.gifv

It took me a couple loops to realize that this was the intended outcome. Basically a sideways wind shear jet landing but for boats.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

GotLag posted:

Note that this was a test of a new facility, not of the car. The car was loaded with somewhere in the vicinity of 400 kg of sandbags in the rear and crashed into the wall at 100 km/h.

That's, like, easily what an American car would regularly hold while moving at slower highway speeds. Not sure if you were trying to reassure us here...

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

It took me a couple loops to realize that this was the intended outcome. Basically a sideways wind shear jet landing but for boats.

My concern is that now thousands of tonnes of metal ship side is rubbing hard up against that dock.

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Uthor posted:

That's, like, easily what an American car would regularly hold while moving at slower highway speeds. Not sure if you were trying to reassure us here...

if you hit anything at 60mph you're in real trouble, and in an older vehicle, completely hosed. Crash testing is at 40mph. https://arstechnica.com/cars/2019/05/this-institute-crash-tests-cars-to-make-us-all-safer/

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Hackers film 1995 posted:

the iron in hemoglobin is not ferromagnetic

It's not ferromagnetic, but oxygenated hemoglobin is diamagnetic and deoxygenated hemoglobin is paramagnetic.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4629386/

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Mistle posted:


"It smells terrible, but it's just going to have to bake until it goes down for maintenance. Not going to shut the thing down for something like that, and nobody wants to put on the insulated gloves and grounding lines just to clear the air, and you're only going to be smelling it for what, 10, 15 minutes tops?"
- An electrical engineer commenting about a raccoon that touched the bus bar

I've seen so many torched animal carcasses in substation yards

at least I've never been there when they've found would-be copper thieves

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

drgitlin posted:

if you hit anything at 60mph you're in real trouble, and in an older vehicle, completely hosed. Crash testing is at 40mph. https://arstechnica.com/cars/2019/05/this-institute-crash-tests-cars-to-make-us-all-safer/

Modern cars are loving amazing though, I've seen head-on offset collisions that had to have a combined speed of 80+ where some of the occupants lived.


... usually the drunk

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Yeah modern cars are super safe and the crumple zones and airbags will save my life therefore I never need to wear a seatbelt.

See also: My pickup truck is bigger than most other cars on the road and I will survive any collision.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Uthor posted:

That's, like, easily what an American car would regularly hold while moving at slower highway speeds. Not sure if you were trying to reassure us here...

It's a 1970s car, I don't think any of them come out of that kind of crash looking good.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Yeah modern cars are super safe and the crumple zones and airbags will save my life therefore I never need to wear a seatbelt.

See also: My pickup truck is bigger than most other cars on the road and I will survive any collision.

The obligatory 1959 vs 2009 crash test:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_r5UJrxcck

d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...


Is this the prequel to The Sad Tale of the Principal Post?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Modern cars are pretty impressively safer and your prospects are still statistically worrying above 40mph delta because it's just a staggering amount of energy.

Still need to focus on how we can reduce speed of incidents through training and road/network design.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

zedprime posted:

Still need to focus on how we can reduce speed of incidents through training and road/network design.

(eyes narrow) sounds real Youra-peean to me. You keep your communist socialism off of my gov't roads!

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

zedprime posted:

Modern cars are pretty impressively safer and your prospects are still statistically worrying above 40mph delta because it's just a staggering amount of energy.

Design rally car safety features into normal cars.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Sininu posted:

Design rally car safety features into normal cars.

Saab, pre GM buyout was pretty drat close.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9fw9nou_G8

Top Gear, so take it with a grain of salt, but Saabs were incredibly safe cars. Shame they got touched by the GM hand of death.

Edit: better video, albeit in swedish, highlighting saab safety.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW1ocetTjrs

dog nougat fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Jan 30, 2020

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Rally car safety is a good success story of reducing the frequency of crash. They time warped some years back in raw performance after Group B killed too many people so they could be sure the cars could be controlled by a human well enough to not splatter them entirely. Safety systems are now catching up so that the 80s speeds are a stone throw away, without people dying every year because they're avoiding the crashes entirely.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

zedprime posted:

Rally car safety is a good success story of reducing the frequency of crash. They time warped some years back in raw performance after Group B killed too many people so they could be sure the cars could be controlled by a human well enough to not splatter them entirely. Safety systems are now catching up so that the 80s speeds are a stone throw away, without people dying every year because they're avoiding the crashes entirely.

Are they not also at least attempting to keep spectators out of the driving lanes? Seems like a lot of the Group B vids I watched, that was the obvious hazard, not that the cars were just too fast.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


lmfao

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

I'm quite curious if this has ever been in and survived an earthquake? Because there aren't any loving straps securing anything to the foundation anywhere. And as soon as a little shake comes through that building is going to slide right off those blocks. Actually, based on the angles of some of the bearing posts it's been in at least one already.

It reminds me of a barn I was in once where we were tasked with cutting out and then replacing a corner post.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Smiling Jack posted:

Modern cars are loving amazing though, I've seen head-on offset collisions that had to have a combined speed of 80+ where some of the occupants lived.


... usually the drunk

There's no such thing as combined speed. Unless one car keeps going unimpeded, a head on collision with both cars going 40mph is the same as hitting a wall at 40mph.

terrenblade
Oct 29, 2012

The OSHA here is vertical filming.

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

Cojawfee posted:

There's no such thing as combined speed. Unless one car keeps going unimpeded, a head on collision with both cars going 40mph is the same as hitting a wall at 40mph.

Am I missing the joke here?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

terrenblade posted:

The OSHA here is vertical filming.

I think this is the one case where vertical filming is properly used. It allows you to see the entire race course while cutting off everything you don't need to see. Then when that one sled gets to the bottom, and you think you'd need a horizontal framing to see the entire thing, it conveniently collapses to a size that fits within the vertical frame.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Cojawfee posted:

There's no such thing as combined speed. Unless one car keeps going unimpeded, a head on collision with both cars going 40mph is the same as hitting a wall at 40mph.

Ah what’s that again?

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

Cojawfee posted:

There's no such thing as combined speed. Unless one car keeps going unimpeded, a head on collision with both cars going 40mph is the same as hitting a wall at 40mph.

Sure i guess, if walls flew at you at 40MPH

schmug
May 20, 2007

Lazyhound posted:

Am I missing the joke here?

What. You've never seen a wall going 40mph before? smdh

e;fb! *shakes fist*

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


He's right you know, you all suck at physics

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

How does the Earth rotating at 460 meters per second factor into these calculations?

schmug
May 20, 2007

BMan posted:

He's right you know, you all suck at physics

so inertia is no longer a part of physics?

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


This is the case for cars of the same size of course, if you ram a semi then it pretty much is a wall coming at you at 40mph

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Cojawfee posted:

There's no such thing as combined speed. Unless one car keeps going unimpeded, a head on collision with both cars going 40mph is the same as hitting a wall at 40mph.
stay in school kids

schmug
May 20, 2007

What if the wall was on a treadmill?

MutantBlue
Jun 8, 2001

Now assume a perfectly spherical wall...

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
How much should I tip the wall after hitting it?

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