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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > New Japan 2020: Inoki Bullshit Magic, but you gotta go with it.
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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
ZACK DRIVER :stonk:

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Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer
WRESTLING IS GOOD

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Mar 8, 2010



 Dangerous Tekkers are powered by Taichi's mom's soup and they are now unstoppable

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


 This was a great angle

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD


MJeff posted:

When you think about it, Mox is the only one that can get pinned in that match, since he's probably retaining against Suzuki.

You can't pin Okada, 'cause he's Okada.
You can't pin Taichi because he's main eventing tomorrow.
You can't pin Suzuki because if Moxley can pin him now, why're we doing a title match.

ZACK YOU NAUGHTY BOY!

I’m just so used to gently caress finishes to build up title matches.

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ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
 Taichi gonna gently caress up Okada

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Please leave Okada alone. He's been through a lot

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SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

ThePariah posted:

Taichi gonna gently caress up Okada

Taichi's already loving up Okada.

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
I don’t like this Taichi fella. Seems mean.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Okay, I get it, dude, speed it up I wanna watch Ishii and Evil.

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SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

 This is the Taichi I want to see when he pulls out the Iron Fingers.

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Mar 8, 2010

Seams posted:

I don’t like this Taichi fella. Seems mean.

Wow how does it feel to be extremely wrong

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Are they actually saying the storyline is that Taichi is getting possessed by the spirit of Iizuka? Cause that loving rules :allears:

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Seams posted:

I don’t like this Taichi fella. Seems mean.

J-Ru please do the needful

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro

MJeff posted:

Okay, I get it, dude, speed it up I wanna watch Ishii and Evil.

What's the rush, it's 11:21am. :smuggo:

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Dang is this a story 12 years in the making cause that owns

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Miho so sad about Taichis antics

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SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

Rarity posted:

Are they actually saying the storyline is that Taichi is getting possessed by the spirit of Iizuka? Cause that loving rules :allears:

Have you not been paying attention??

Iizuka's brutal soul lies within the Iron Fingers. Taichi is gambling with dangerous forces whenever he wield them.

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Seams posted:

Dang is this a story 12 years in the making cause that owns

No, NJPW is just great at respecting everyone's history

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

forkboy84 posted:

What's the rush, it's 11:21am. :smuggo:

I was completely fresh, despite it being 5 AM, but after that promo, I'm barely still awake.

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

MJeff posted:

I was completely fresh, despite it being 5 AM, but after that promo, I'm barely still awake.

Oh hi Okada

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


 I’ve logged on just in time for the BEEF

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Mar 8, 2010



 It's time

https://jpassport.asia/media/83-why-hokkaido-wagyu-is-the-ultimate-beef-to-consume

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


 This is going to be some great beef but I just want to say that nothing we'll see in these next 2 matches will rival the gnarliness of Kazuyuki Fujita slapping Go Shiozaki's neck and face red raw.

https://twitter.com/Hi5ame/status/1222874805659152385?s=20

Photo isn't the best quality but still get the impression of those welts.

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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
i hope these guys hit each other real hard

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ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

 BEEF

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I'm having chicken and bacon sandwiches for lunch but I probably shouldn't bother because I'm about to gorge on BEEF

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Mar 8, 2010



 https://savorjapan.com/contents/discover-oishii-japan/looking-for-wagyu-in-hokkaido-11-superb-steak-places-in-sapporo/

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004

ItohRespectArmy posted:

BEEF
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Mar 8, 2010



 Oishii Ishii

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


 Thicc boys potatoing each other, these are some of my favourite things

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Ripping off Randy Orton and Edge, lousy bingo hall jobbers.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Ishii needs surgery?

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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Dental plan

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GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

 Almost started crying on the train when Zack came out to rescue his friend Taichi from that vile Okada

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Mar 8, 2010



 I feel sorry for Io Shirai who will lose her boyfriend today

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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
Red Shoes trying to gently caress on EVIL.

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Mar 8, 2010



 I fuckin love beef

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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

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beef: slammed

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
God I hope Shingo and EVIL end up in the same G1 block this year

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