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michael bay top 5 1) the rock 2) bad boys 3) pain and gain 4) bad boys 2 5)
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13 Hours was pretty good.
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Feb 3, 2020 18:10
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luchajones posted:13 Hours was pretty good. The trolling is getting to be a bit much.
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Feb 3, 2020 18:10
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luchajones posted:13 Hours was pretty good. An SA mod was literally a character in that movie
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Feb 3, 2020 18:14
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Don't forget that Michael Bay also did that movie 13 hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi. Dunno if it's any good. I just know my parents liked it but they literally went to see it because they hate Hillary Clinton  rip vile rat e:fb
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Feb 3, 2020 18:14
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Stink Billyums posted:An SA mod was literally a character in that movie Is the movie about nonces
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Feb 3, 2020 18:14
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lol
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Feb 3, 2020 18:15
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It just occurred to me that Mulan comes out in 7 weeks and there's a good chance China's theaters will still be shut down.
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Feb 3, 2020 18:31
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god imagine the horrors of gently caress you january we could be spared if the US quarantined major cities during flu season
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Feb 3, 2020 18:33
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Why would China even care about an American movie set in China? They have have their own!
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Feb 3, 2020 18:33
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Stink Billyums posted:It just occurred to me that Mulan comes out in 7 weeks and there's a good chance China's theaters will still be shut down. Good E: good that Disney won't make money, not Chinese people dying
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Feb 3, 2020 18:34
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PostNouveau posted:The Island is the best Michael Bay movie. It had the extraordinary hack frauds dynamic duo Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci as writers. Of course it is plagiarised. The Island was boring which is surprising for a Bay film. Normally you will be pissed off with his assault. Here it was just nothing. Fun fact he recycled a special effects shot from Transformers. One thing is for sure is that to his credit Bay doesn't pretend he is an artist of any pedigree and gives no fucks. If you hire Bay, you are getting Michael loving Bay and if you don't like it you shouldn't have hired him like an idiot. Transformers is a natural consequence of that. It's like when John Woo did Mission Impossible 2, you got John loving Woo. neither is going to listen to the studio.
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Feb 3, 2020 18:42
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mi2 was fun action pop corn imho and i got the woo i came for, but man, i would never have guessed that's the kind of film that would follow up mission impossible 1996
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Feb 3, 2020 18:45
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Cutedge posted:What do you want to talk about Star War? Because George Lucas apparently wants back in to oversee Star War and his stipulation is "full creative control" and apparently Disney is thinking about it? At least I know what people are talking about with Star Wars. All I remember form Star Trek was one of the movies where they were in a prison camp and an alien started a fight with someone, and so they kicked his knees, but then the knees were his genitals and I was just a kid and was like, "how the gently caress would THAT work?!"
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Feb 3, 2020 18:48
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mi2 is my favorite mission impossible movie because i am not a very big fan of those movies. but i love woo's (kind of dumb guy) over the top style.
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Feb 3, 2020 18:49
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LabyaMynora posted:All I remember form Star Trek was one of the movies where they were in a prison camp and an alien started a fight with someone, and so they kicked his knees, but then the knees were his genitals and I was just a kid and was like, "how the gently caress would THAT work?!" I shoot cum out of my knee and you rub it on your knee, job done
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Feb 3, 2020 18:54
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hey sailor, kneed some company?
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Feb 3, 2020 19:11
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Stink Billyums posted:It just occurred to me that Mulan comes out in 7 weeks and there's a good chance China's theaters will still be shut down. FYI all of the Chinese domestic Chinese New Year movies were postponed due to the virus.
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Feb 3, 2020 19:17
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Hackers film 1995 posted:mi2 is my favorite mission impossible movie because i am not a very big fan of those movies. but i love woo's (kind of dumb guy) over the top style. It’s interesting seeing Zoomers just discovering movies like Face/Off (and other pre-Matrix attempts to bring Hong Kong-style action to the US) and thinking that we all just went collectively insane in the mid-90s.
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Feb 3, 2020 19:39
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Recently at some convention some guy brought in a gun to try to kill him and some people figured it out from talking to him and security started him long before he was anywhere near JDF. But then JDF did a short press briefing thanking security for their work and ensuring everyone the con is a safe place for everyone to have fun, he was wearing a full the piece suit and looked drat good. And had as grown up haircut. It's been his aesthetic since then. hm he's still a big doofy chode but that first part is cool I guess
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Feb 3, 2020 19:57
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𝙸 𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNkTeHpHj_I
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Feb 3, 2020 19:58
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LabyaMynora posted:At least I know what people are talking about with Star Wars. I used to he a hot alien sex doer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.
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Feb 3, 2020 21:15
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This thread needs more love for 13 Hours
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Feb 3, 2020 21:22
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Hackers film 1995 posted:michael bay top 5 Bad boys 2 was bad
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Feb 3, 2020 21:28
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I'm torn on Pain and Gain because on one hand it is mildly entertaining On the other it's Bay looking at details of the real life kidnapping, extortion, torture, murder and butchering of several victims and going "haha, lets make a funny movie about these goofs" I mean doesn't this sound hilarious? "On the 25th of May 1995, after several meetings, Doorbal killed Griga during a fight at his apartment.The gang planned to bring Griga back to a warehouse where they could begin to extort him as they had Schiller; however, they were frustrated in their plan when they accidentally killed the victim early. Krisztina Furton, Griga's girlfriend, was also at the apartment talking to Lugo in a separate room to Doorbal and Griga. After witnessing her partner murdered, she was injected with Rompun - a horse tranquilliser - by Lugo. The gang began to attempt to extract information from Furton regarding the codes which would grant entry into Griga's home, whilst continuing to inject her with Rompun. After this, Furton stopped supplying them with information. A third dose of tranquilliser was administered, resulting in her death. The next day – May 26, 1995 – Griga's body was concealed in Marc Schiller's stolen couch and Furton's body into a U-Haul clothing box. Both were placed into the back of a van and Delgado, Lugo and Doorbal drove to Lugo's Hialeah warehouse. It was here that the gang dismembered and disposed of the bodies of Griga and Furton, with Doorbal doing most of the work." Fartbox fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Feb 3, 2020 |
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Feb 3, 2020 21:36
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Was Con Air's whole pun about conair hair dryers? Like, at least face-off is a term that is used in more than just hockey.
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Feb 3, 2020 21:48
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Con Air was a good schlock action movie Incidentally not directed by Mr.Bay coincidence???????????????????????
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Feb 3, 2020 21:50
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Fartbox posted:
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Feb 3, 2020 21:53
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People kept talking about how great ConAir was for so long that I eventually checked it out a few years ago. Nope! It sucks! gently caress all ya'll.
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Feb 3, 2020 21:55
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LabyaMynora posted:People kept talking about how great ConAir was for so long that I eventually checked it out a few years ago.
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Feb 3, 2020 21:56
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Put down the bunny!
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Feb 3, 2020 22:01
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Fartbox posted:Bad boys 2 was bad agreed. i havent seen 3 yet but im guessing its somehow better than 2 because bay did not direct it.
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Feb 3, 2020 22:03
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Eh, I liked Bad Boys 2 well enough.
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Feb 3, 2020 22:05
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Hackers film 1995 posted:agreed. i havent seen 3 yet but im guessing its somehow better than 2 because bay did not direct it. I did enjoy 3 more than 2
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Feb 3, 2020 22:06
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super sweet best pal posted:Eh, I liked Bad Boys 2 well enough. i mean yeah i like watching it but it is a bad film.
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Feb 3, 2020 22:06
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drat I hope they review Parasite love it
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Feb 3, 2020 22:09
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Fartbox posted:Con Air was a good schlock action movie I think everyone confuses ConAir for a Michael Bay film because Jerry Bruckheimer produced it, and there was an almost gradient-like transition over three decades from Bruckheimer being the biggest name in blockbuster schlock action to Michael Bay taking that title. ConAir is basically in the dead-center of that transition. Edit: Monkey Fracas posted:drat I hope they review Parasite Has a foreign film ever played in a Milwaukee theater? They probably have to wait for streaming.
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Feb 3, 2020 22:10
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bad boys 2 also had henry rollins who i just find fascinating for some reason. i think ive seen he never died like 5 times and it feels like a tv pilot more than a film.
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Feb 3, 2020 22:12
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https://twitter.com/Lin_Manuel/status/1224377343126462466 At least they know better than to make the mistakes that Cats made. Yeah, just film the loving play. Probably make tens of millions of dollars. Print some free money from your weak rapping.
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Feb 3, 2020 22:17
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that's a good move, keep the realistic animal CG version in their back pocket for the reboot a year from now
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