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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It's an elephant with a stick. We've already covered this, please keep up
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Mr. Fix It posted:humanity-nature dichotomy is bullshit empty quote
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Feb 5, 2020 04:12
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:Does anyone know what a natural predator actually is? Well he's natural and he's probably predatory, so....
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Feb 5, 2020 04:30
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Not true, elephants will mercilessly troll the gently caress out of rhinos every chance they get Incapable of harming each other physically, they turn to the most painful weapon of all. Words.
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Feb 5, 2020 04:34
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Elfface posted:Incapable of harming each other physically, they turn to the most painful weapon of all. Words. in ultimate irony that elephant can only communicate with a stick and/or a stone
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Feb 5, 2020 04:48
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We have now angered The Machine
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Feb 5, 2020 04:50
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Bip Roberts posted:in ultimate irony that elephant can only communicate with a stick and/or a stone Sticks and stones will break my bones but infrasound hertz will never be detected by me
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Feb 5, 2020 04:53
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Feb 5, 2020 04:54
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stop posting .gif, it's literally one more keystroke to not waste people's bandwidth (and yes, I fixed it here).
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Feb 5, 2020 05:24
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yea gently caress em up Dumbo
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Feb 5, 2020 05:26
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He hosed them up so gently though. If you're going to shove humans and tables out of your way, that's about as delicately as possible
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Feb 5, 2020 05:34
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i like nice words
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Yeah this is the elephant equivalent of the bouncer asking a party politely but firmly to leave
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Feb 5, 2020 05:39
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The remake of Guess Who's Coming to Dinner takes an unexpected and hilarious turn!
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Feb 5, 2020 06:23
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Aerdan posted:stop posting .gif, it's literally one more keystroke to not waste people's bandwidth (and yes, I fixed it here). Lmfao you sound like an xfinity engineer
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Feb 5, 2020 06:24
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http://cavemancircus.com/2019/03/26/son-knocks-out-his-step-dad-for-calling-his-friend-the-n-word/ "Son Knocks Out His Step-Dad For Calling His Friend The N-Word" Click for video
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Feb 5, 2020 06:39
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Jerry Cotton posted:This is literally why dead man's switches exist. Not worth it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KvxOuC7Bhc
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Feb 5, 2020 06:52
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Zaphod42 posted:http://cavemancircus.com/2019/03/26/son-knocks-out-his-step-dad-for-calling-his-friend-the-n-word/ I love me some extremely justified punches in bunches.
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Feb 5, 2020 07:58
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Not true, elephants will mercilessly troll the gently caress out of rhinos every chance they get I think this may be the funniest thing I've seen in this thread.
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Feb 5, 2020 08:25
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A Kung Fu Master challenged an MMA fighter to prove that kung fu could beat MMA. Of course he added that he wasn't going to wear gloves and that takedowns and holds wouldn't be allowed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1cnoLh17dU It didn't help him much.
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Feb 5, 2020 08:42
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Quick! Take away his credit card! Prokhor Zakharov posted:A Kung Fu Master challenged an MMA fighter to prove that kung fu could beat MMA. Of course he added that he wasn't going to wear gloves and that takedowns and holds wouldn't be allowed. Letting that dude drunk balance to take those last few punches was disgusting. gently caress that ref. Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Feb 5, 2020 |
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Feb 5, 2020 08:46
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This has never failed to inspire a laugh.
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Feb 5, 2020 08:56
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:A Kung Fu Master challenged an MMA fighter to prove that kung fu could beat MMA. Of course he added that he wasn't going to wear gloves and that takedowns and holds wouldn't be allowed. His Kung Fu appears to be regular punches and kicks.
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Feb 5, 2020 09:06
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Platystemon posted:A person who hung around with Jeffrey Epstein "Molesting children is natural!" - someone who needed to think a little more before they posted, 2020
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Feb 5, 2020 09:35
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ekuNNN posted:also: There should be a German word for styling it out so effectively that your fuckup actually becomes cool.
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Feb 5, 2020 09:45
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Unfallseleganz
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Jedit posted:"Molesting children is natural!" - someone who needed to think a little more before they posted, 2020 Right back at you. If Thomas says to be that Bob is a “natural bowler”, I do not take him to mean that he, or I, or the billions of other people who live, or have lived, or will live, in our universe, are all, endowed by nature with a passion for and/or prowess in the sport of bowling.
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Feb 5, 2020 10:17
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gschmidl posted:Ok, I just used the contact feature and directed them to the screenshot. Let's hope they do the needful. Update: they've "sent a notification" to the nazi.
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Feb 5, 2020 11:22
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Platystemon posted:Right back at you. No one is talking about natural bowlers, we're talking about natural predators which is a thing that exists with an actual meaning idiot.
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Feb 5, 2020 11:22
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Natural predators are elephants with sticks
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Feb 5, 2020 11:31
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trickybiscuits posted:I'm not celebrating because I genuinely don't care. I honestly can't remember where I saw this but it bears repeating here. I'm not celebrating his death. I'm mourning his life.
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Feb 5, 2020 12:11
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:A Kung Fu Master challenged an MMA fighter to prove that kung fu could beat MMA. Of course he added that he wasn't going to wear gloves and that takedowns and holds wouldn't be allowed. This is just like the early days of UFC. You take traditional martial artists who are used to point sparring, and put them against people who do boxing, kickboxing, or jujitsu and they lose every time even without gloves. And yes kung fu is hyped up to be some kind of special technique poo poo...but just think about body mechanics, there's only so many ways to throw a punch or kick, and mma guys train for efficiency, not what looks cool...standing in some sort of animal stance does nothing for you in a real fight.
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Feb 5, 2020 14:05
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that one seemed to be a fairly normal fight really, it just seemed the kung fu guy got winded first. not nearly as one-sided as some of the other ones (course he wasn't wearing gloves and still lost so i guess it was sorta one-sided maybe)
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Feb 5, 2020 14:44
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Beast Mode: Unlocked
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Feb 5, 2020 14:44
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Beast Mode: Unlocked Just wait until he Maximizes
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Feb 5, 2020 14:47
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For as big and tanklike as rhinos are, hippos run them off regularly. Hell, baby hippos use crocs as chew toys when they are teething, and crocs let em cause they know if they attack the kid, mom will squish them into paste.
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Feb 5, 2020 17:15
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rhinos have weird dog-like social bonds there's that segment in the life series where they all seem to come out and play at night if they're anything like me, just leave me the gently caress alone until i can get to the club yo
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Feb 5, 2020 17:17
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:For as big and tanklike as rhinos are, hippos run them off regularly. Hell, baby hippos use crocs as chew toys when they are teething, and crocs let em cause they know if they attack the kid, mom will squish them into paste. Well that's hardly fair, it's like comparing a car to an APC. You don't want to get slammed by either, but one is bigger, heavier and partly aquatic.
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Feb 5, 2020 17:25
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Fighting without gloves is dumb as poo poo: gloves don't protect your opponent, they protect your hands so you can punch more. Punching skulls loving hurts and the real damage is from rattling somebody's brain around in their skull. Experienced fighters aren't going to be fazed by a black eye or a swollen cheek.
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Feb 5, 2020 17:30
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greazeball posted:Fighting without gloves is dumb as poo poo: gloves don't protect your opponent, they protect your hands so you can punch more. Punching skulls loving hurts and the real damage is from rattling somebody's brain around in their skull. Experienced fighters aren't going to be fazed by a black eye or a swollen cheek. That's what i had always heard, i just figured kung fu guy was worried about gloves interfering with his chi blasts or something.
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I saw nothing even remotely kung fu from that dude so it seems he was only a master of bullshitting...
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