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SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Mr. Nice! posted:

The DNC really does not want bernie to win.

https://twitter.com/jeffzeleny/status/1225472426894647296

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Make everyone involved in this new app reporting bullshit resign and standardized the primary stuff. Why does everything have to be so loving dumb and complicated

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

shame on an IGA posted:

Ahahahahaha Piss Baby just threw the entire state of NY out of DHS Global Entry

If all the global entry background investigation stuff can be subverted by having a driver's license then what the gently caress is the point of it?

Oh. Right. Grift

Sarern
Nov 4, 2008

:toot:
Won't you take me to
Bomertown?
Won't you take me to
BONERTOWN?

:toot:

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Make everyone involved in this new app reporting bullshit resign and standardized the primary stuff. Why does everything have to be so loving dumb and complicated

Because Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

Or the LHC flipped us into a bad timeline, I don't know

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

BigDave posted:

Well you see some voters in the Southeastern United States choose to believe that Donald Trump is the manifestation of their deity, and elected officials have to submit to their will for unspecified and vague reasons.

This narrative that all republicans are southerners dismisses the tens of voters in the intermountain west

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Sarern posted:

Because Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

Or the LHC flipped us into a bad timeline, I don't know

Each year I’m more sure of the SMBC explanation of history since 1946

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


SimonCat posted:

While this is funny, it is actually starting to piss me off. I specifically took the night off so I could caucus and was there for 3 hours with my wife and son so we could get our vote in. And now this fuckery means that our votes really don't count. Iowa deserves to lose its first in the nation status and the caucuses really have to go now.

I'm going to start doing research on what needs to be done to make us a primary state.

Not necessarily will your vote not count but it is still a shitshow. Good on you for getting out and being counted

https://twitter.com/tylerpager/status/1225476412536246272?s=19

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Strong Daddy Trump is in fine loving form with his acquittal victory lap. We're hearing a lip-smacking, adderall-sniffing, gloriously detailed account of how "Sir, sir, you were so amazing when Scalise got shot. It was amazing what you did."

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

bird food bathtub posted:

Strong Daddy Trump is in fine loving form with his acquittal victory lap. We're hearing a lip-smacking, adderall-sniffing, gloriously detailed account of how "Sir, sir, you were so amazing when Scalise got shot. It was amazing what you did."

The thing that has always powered me through this poo poo is that Republicans actively have to listen to ranty grandpa all loving day, and he sounds exactly like he sounds now. They fuckin deserve it.

https://twitter.com/pwnallthethings/status/1225481998891995136?s=19

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Nick Soapdish posted:

Not necessarily will your vote not count but it is still a shitshow. Good on you for getting out and being counted

https://twitter.com/tylerpager/status/1225476412536246272?s=19

Iowa Caucus has been a shitshow. Good on Perez to force this recount. At least they have the paper trail to do it thanks to Bernie.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

shame on an IGA posted:

I, for one, want to thank the IDP for convincing predictit that Pete was a stone cold lock because now I can max donate to our boy Bernoe



:stare:

What is this?


:drat:

Godholio fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Feb 6, 2020

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
AHAHAHAH

https://twitter.com/owillis/status/1225485662301892608?s=19

gently caress man, he totally wants to do her

(doesn't matter which one)

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

facialimpediment posted:

AHAHAHAH

https://twitter.com/owillis/status/1225485662301892608?s=19

gently caress man, he totally wants to do her

(doesn't matter which one)

Melania's pushing 50. It definitely matters.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Melania is going to come back to the White House one night and find the locks changed and her poo poo boxed up on the lawn.

This is how Clint Eastwood broke up with Sondra Locke. It just got uglier from there.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


:yikes:

https://www.newsweek.com/incoming-commander-air-force-one-base-jailed-child-pornography-1485839

quote:

A decorated U.S. Air Force colonel slated to take command of the base that hosts Air Force One has been sentenced to five years in prison for receiving child pornography.

Mark Visconi, 48, of Fairfax, Virginia, was jailed on Friday after he plead guilty to receipt of child pornography in October. He was also sentenced to 15 years of supervised release in a federal court in Alexandria.

Visconi used the anonymous Tor network to download child pornography, according to a news release from the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). A forensic review of his laptop showed he had downloaded and viewed "numerous" pictures and videos of child pornography.

According to court documents, he also took 441 pictures on his own phone "focusing on the clothed buttocks" of underage girls. Some of these pictures were "upskirting" images and prosecutors said the girls did not appear to be aware they were being taken.

"This man not only deliberately sought out illicit content, he produced and distributed it. He made himself a participant in this cruel, abhorrent industry that exploits the most the vulnerable in our society – our children," said Raymond Villanueva, Special Agent in Charge of ICE's Homeland Security Investigations.

Visconi won two Bronze Star medals for combat missions in Iraq, where he also trained Iraqi pilots on how to carry out counterinsurgency operations, USA Today reported.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
God drat USA today sucks.

You don't win bronze stars, you're awarded them, earned or not.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
More striking to me than Bernie/Pete discourse or Biden supporters shrugging about his (expected) 4th place finish is the somewhat deafening silence regarding Warren at all in the media. Doesn't bode well for her that she didn't do great, but no one in the media appears eager to explain how that's fine because [whatever reason]

crazyivan45
Apr 30, 2008
I got texted by the warren campaign today. Told them I was voting for Bernie and when they sent follow up texts blocked the number. That seemed odd as I’ve never done anything for or donated to her campaign

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Some dude on Twitter got super butthurt I mocked Buttguy's challenge coins.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

mlmp08 posted:

More striking to me than Bernie/Pete discourse or Biden supporters shrugging about his (expected) 4th place finish is the somewhat deafening silence regarding Warren at all in the media. Doesn't bode well for her that she didn't do great, but no one in the media appears eager to explain how that's fine because [whatever reason]

I was on the fence about Warren and Bernie until I realized that Warren was Diet Bernie and gently caress if I'm buying diet-anything in Hellworld.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

mlmp08 posted:

More striking to me than Bernie/Pete discourse or Biden supporters shrugging about his (expected) 4th place finish is the somewhat deafening silence regarding Warren at all in the media. Doesn't bode well for her that she didn't do great, but no one in the media appears eager to explain how that's fine because [whatever reason]

Her path forward is everyone else non-Bernie folding. Her and Buttgieg's performances, combined with Joe not getting the bad look of his didn't help

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

crazyivan45 posted:

I got texted by the warren campaign today. Told them I was voting for Bernie and when they sent follow up texts blocked the number. That seemed odd as I’ve never done anything for or donated to her campaign

The campaigns tend to buy lists of phone numbers and past voter records, then blast out mass texts to them. Your return texts were then likely automatically fed into robotic responses to try to get you to donate/volunteer. Same general way that you get random emails from campaigns. Any time you see a PRESIDENT TRUMP WANTS TO MAGANATE SPACE, WOULD YOU SIGN HIS BIRTHDAY CARD FOR HIM?? type of ad, it's all about mining phone numbers and email addresses.

That's how I, a non-Berner, get random texts from "Bernie For America" numbers asking if I'm with Bernie or not. They likely bought my poo poo from some roll of democratic phone numbers.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1225476615645343744?s=21

:hai:

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
Looks like the IDP is telling the DNC to eat poo poo.

https://twitter.com/brianneDMR/status/1225489437494251520

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



One of Mayor pete’s people called the IDC this morning to informally request a recanvassing because he thought they weren’t applying satellite caucus results correctly and lost because of it. IDC tells him to go through the formal process and pound sand. Shortly after this, Perez comes out and asks for a recanvassing presumably after request from Pete. IDC tells Perez to pound sand.

Bernie announces he beat everyone else by at least 6000 votes, that’s a decisive victory, and he’s on to NH.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I didn't have to grit my teeth to vote for Hilldawg. A lot of her actions since then have pissed me off though. I'd have to grit them to vote for Butt.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH AOC

NOW FRIENDS WITH TRUMP CUZ HE LOVES KETCHUP

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Bored As gently caress posted:

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH AOC

NOW FRIENDS WITH TRUMP CUZ HE LOVES KETCHUP

Enjoy your hockey pucks

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Enjoy your hockey pucks

If anyone needs ketchup for steak, it's because the steak was either poo poo, or it wasn't cooked right, or both.

Ban impeach anyone who doesn't eat it medium rare.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Bored As gently caress posted:

If anyone needs ketchup for steak, it's because the steak was either poo poo, or it wasn't cooked right, or both.

Ban impeach anyone who doesn't eat it medium rare.

I eat mine rare or blue, gently caress you

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
At the very least we can all agree that "well done with ketchup" is a crime.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

McNally posted:

At the very least we can all agree that "well done with ketchup" is a crime.

:goodshit:

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Just serve a charcoal briquette on a plate at that point.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Two Scoops posted:

I don’t like people who use their faith as justification for doing what they know is wrong... Nor do I like people who say, ‘I pray for you’ when they know that that’s not so.”
:ironicat:

Somebody is really upset at RMoney.

Sacrist65
Mar 24, 2007
Frunnkiss

A Bad Poster posted:

Just serve a charcoal briquette on a plate at that point.

I've noticed that people who prefer well done with ketchup tend to have inherited that quality.

People like different poo poo. Let people enjoy things.

Except square pizza. gently caress Connecticut.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Sacrist65 posted:

I've noticed that people who prefer well done with ketchup tend to have inherited that quality.

trap sprung

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
Wait, who the gently caress puts ketchup on a bacon egg & cheese?

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Animals.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I’d put it on with Tabasco if there isn’t any actual salsa available.

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

SimonCat posted:

Looks like the IDP is telling the DNC to eat poo poo.

https://twitter.com/brianneDMR/status/1225489437494251520

So is the DNC the puppetmaster or what here?

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