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youre
Dec 30, 2019

bring back old gbs posted:

lmao yeah that was it

I know everytime I eat beef, I develop terrible anxiety, akathisia, pneumonia, get hooked on benzos and try to neck myself

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Or they could just wash the kids feet off. It's cement, not acid. It would only cause chemical burns if left on the skin for a quite a while, or heat burns if his feet were left encased in cement as it cured.

You think every kid that writes his name in wet cement comes away with a burnt finger? Every celeb that puts their handprints in front of Manns has horribly disfigured palms afterwords?

:goonsay: actually cement is a strong base, not an acid, and *can* cause severe chemical burns very quickly if it's not slaked properly.

Anyway judging by how far the kid's feet sank in (and that it's a path) it's probably leveling compound or a very wet concrete mix so you're right, just twenty seconds with a hose and the kid will be fine.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/2R5gb7v.gifv

"oh man I painted myself in, better not step on the wet floor!"

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
Re: Jordan Peterson

I legit hope this is somehow from the all beef diet:allears:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Is he that idiot with the lobster thing?

It's hard to keep all the right wing weirdos apart, so they sort of conglomerate into "Jesus what a fuckwit" in my mind and I can't remember specifically what brand of turboidiot they are.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Is he that idiot with the lobster thing?

It's hard to keep all the right wing weirdos apart, so they sort of conglomerate into "Jesus what a fuckwit" in my mind and I can't remember specifically what brand of turboidiot they are.

Yes. He's also the guy who got destroyed by Žižek

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
American healthcare being terrible I was willing to consider maybe he really was having trouble being weaned off benzos... Until he went for a treatment only available in Russia. Here in the UK, people desperate for an untested, unregulated or best-case 'newer but not actually more effective' solution fly to America. God only knows what Russia gave him.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Elfface posted:

American healthcare being terrible I was willing to consider maybe he really was having trouble being weaned off benzos... Until he went for a treatment only available in Russia. Here in the UK, people desperate for an untested, unregulated or best-case 'newer but not actually more effective' solution fly to America. God only knows what Russia gave him.

Money.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Please don't be crass. Just because many extreme right wingers find themselves spending time in Russia [for undisclosed reasons/with a really good excuse]* then come home and start doing things that make Putin very happy doesn't mean it has anything to do with him paying them.

* Delete as applicable

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
This guy might not be very clever



quote:

The court heard he claimed in medical evidence he fell with his arms outstretched, which caused injuries to his neck and back and left him unable to lift weights and caused an anxiety of heights.

But insurance company Aviva, which acted for the pond supplier, was suspicious and instructed lawyers to investigate further.
The probe uncovered an array of posts on social media showing him lifting large weights after the date of his fall.

He was ordered to pay £14,000 in legal costs.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Memento posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2R5gb7v.gifv

"oh man I painted myself in, better not step on the wet floor!"

from imgur: "that's how a tail light turns into a head light"

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Happy Landfill posted:

Re: Jordan Peterson

I legit hope this is somehow from the all beef diet:allears:

Oh it'll never be that to blame because otherwise how will daughter be able to fleece people for her diet advice?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Lodin posted:



Big Slime big time!

Oh Tyrone, you silly fat bastard

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Oh Tyrone, you silly fat bastard

:golfclap:


Arizona CEO seen on video hurling racist slur at Uber driver is 'relieved of his duties'
:discourse:

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

I can't believe THIS guy is racist.

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Oh it'll never be that to blame because otherwise how will daughter be able to fleece people for her diet advice?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/SleepCmsleep/status/1225675334579699713?s=19

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!
Pretty sure my dad is a Jordan Peterson fan, unless there's another YouTuber out there convincing impressionable idiots to eat meat and nothing else.

An actual quote from my dad: "Fiber is a hoax!"

He's been hospitalized twice in the last few months for massive amounts of blood pouring out his rear end.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


I don't care how much porn you've looked at, you'll never see a more heavily Photoshopped tit than that. And her cleavage doesn't look right either.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

My Giant Daughter Gives Me A Shame Boner

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Or they could just wash the kids feet off. It's cement, not acid. It would only cause chemical burns if left on the skin for a quite a while, or heat burns if his feet were left encased in cement as it cured.

You think every kid that writes his name in wet cement comes away with a burnt finger? Every celeb that puts their handprints in front of Manns has horribly disfigured palms afterwords?

I was gonna say. theres a lot of pearl clutchers in here.

Cement is harmless so long as you immediately wash it off. I know tons of people who have redone their driveways and put their babies handprints and footprints in the cement for "reasons" and the kids have all been fine.

Relax. Stop being goons for once.

szary
Mar 12, 2014
I'm sorry, I'm going to need proof that this kid is alive and not, in fact, dead. I can't just take the word of random people from the Internet for it.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Zipperelli. posted:

I was gonna say. theres a lot of pearl clutchers in here.

Cement is harmless so long as you immediately wash it off. I know tons of people who have redone their driveways and put their babies handprints and footprints in the cement for "reasons" and the kids have all been fine.

Relax. Stop being goons for once.

It's because as much as the goons know about the Dunning-Kruger effect, they still remember that one time someone posted what happens if you let concrete dry on you and now they're deathly afraid of it because it happens every time, to everyone.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.





Really glad that I didn’t read ahead, this one got me good. :allears:

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007

Not only was he fired but since he’s a Swede this made the national news here. gently caress him.

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


Grem posted:

It's because as much as the goons know about the Dunning-Kruger effect, they still remember that one time someone posted what happens if you let concrete dry on you and now they're deathly afraid of it because it happens every time, to everyone.

No, I was a stupid labourer when I was 17 and put mortar into gaps in a wall using my bare hands one day because I was a massive loving idiot and couldn’t use a trowel properly, then was unable to hold a cup of tea with that hand the next day as I’d stripped a lot of skin off.

Sure glad it wasn’t the soles of my feet!

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
For sale: baby shoes, lost to the concrete

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/dyJkj5I.mp4

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Nice

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

artsy fartsy posted:

Pretty sure my dad is a Jordan Peterson fan, unless there's another YouTuber out there convincing impressionable idiots to eat meat and nothing else.

An actual quote from my dad: "Fiber is a hoax!"

He's been hospitalized twice in the last few months for massive amounts of blood pouring out his rear end.

I think Alex Jones is really big into the all meat diet too. I hope your dad isn't listening to him because he's worse than Jordan Peterson.

A good friend of mine has to drive a lot for his work and started listening to Alex Jones because he thought it was funny. Jokes on him though because now he thinks Alex Jones speaks the truth and there are actually inconsistencies in the Sandy Hook shooting.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

quidditch it and quit it posted:

No, I was a stupid labourer when I was 17 and put mortar into gaps in a wall using my bare hands one day because I was a massive loving idiot and couldn’t use a trowel properly, then was unable to hold a cup of tea with that hand the next day as I’d stripped a lot of skin off.

Sure glad it wasn’t the soles of my feet!

Mortar is a completely different concrete formulation than what you'd use for a path, even assuming that' path is using Portland cement and not levelling compound which is much more like plaster of Paris (and yes, before someone chimes in, I know that plaster of Paris can also cause burns if not handled properly).

It's like saying "I can't believe they put vinegar in that baby's food, I once got hydrochloric acid on my skin and that really loving hurt".

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







This completely slayed me.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Evilreaver posted:

For sale: baby shoes, lost to the concrete

For sale: concrete shoes, never worn

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

limp_cheese posted:

A good friend of mine has to drive a lot for his work and started listening to Alex Jones because he thought it was funny. Jokes on him though because now he thinks Alex Jones speaks the truth and there are actually inconsistencies in the Sandy Hook shooting.

:sever:

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

Jedit posted:

I don't care how much porn you've looked at, you'll never see a more heavily Photoshopped tit than that. And her cleavage doesn't look right either.

I'm pretty sure that's Anfisa from 90 Day Fiance'

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
This is super super :nws: and somewhat :nms: . Although it contains no blood or gore, it does appear to demonstrate what happens when u lose the key to your steel cock ring (or gently caress a wedding ring, I'm not sure).

I have put it behind a URL tag and it's not displaying in Awful App but please let me know if it somehow shows up on desktop because goddamn you do not want anyone seeing you watch this at work or on the train or w/e

https://twitter.com/submarein/status/1225834059663904768

e. Holy loly someone tweeted "looks like Watto" and they're right

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

I like how the nurse gives it a good bounce at the end

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
somewhat nms????

Good lord

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



yea the warnings did nothing for me i still was terrified lol

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