Old Posters Thread: l33t like Jeff 401k

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rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

echinopsis posted:

what would jesus do

not post in this thread, dude only lived to his mid-30s

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Was Jesus an incel? :thunk:

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Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

i just searched chi rho op

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rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

GNOST.IX: yospos religion thread

# ? Feb 3, 2020 20:54

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

graph posted:

the jesus PX thingy

paul ryan's new excercise regime sounding appropriate

# ? Feb 3, 2020 20:57

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

rotor posted:

not post in this thread, dude only lived to his mid-30s

# ? Feb 3, 2020 20:57

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

rotor posted:

GNOST.IX: yospos religion thread

demiurge swerve

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graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

rotor posted:

GNUST.IX: yospos religion thread

# ? Feb 3, 2020 20:58

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

rotor posted:

i can't believe you made me type "jesus px" into a search bar

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chi_Rho

it's ridiculous how many symbols there are for jesus -- you page through the symbol dictionary and all the cool ones are taken :argh:

or "this symbol also symbolizes the trinity" or "this symbol also symbolizes god" or whatever

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rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

rebranding the pagan trinity as his own deal was the smartest thing The Lord ever did

# ? Feb 3, 2020 21:06

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

graph posted:

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Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

prefect posted:

it's ridiculous how many symbols there are for jesus -- you page through the symbol dictionary and all the cool ones are taken

or "this symbol also symbolizes the trinity" or "this symbol also symbolizes god" or whatever

a branding god

# ? Feb 3, 2020 21:07

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

don't even get me started about easter. like, come on!

# ? Feb 3, 2020 21:16

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

rotor posted:

not post in this thread, dude only lived to his mid-30s

# ? Feb 3, 2020 22:38

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

demiurge swerve

big mood for when i see ur posting

# ? Feb 3, 2020 22:40

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

rotor posted:

not post in this thread, dude only lived to his mid-30s

# ? Feb 3, 2020 23:34

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

it's the 2020s mid-30s is old now

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rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Achmed Jones posted:

it's the 2020s mid-30s is old now

nope sorry you can't be both old and born in 1985

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Were people even being born by 1985? I thught it was all rest tubes and memetics by then.

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

LASERs and poo poo.

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Tankakern: Jul 25, 2007

before chernobyl at least

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eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Jerry Cotton posted:

Was Jesus an incel?

not according to the merovingian believers

# ? Feb 7, 2020 09:06

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

here lies jesus

he never scored

# ? Feb 7, 2020 11:16

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

eschaton posted:

not according to the merovingian believers

the guy from the matrix movies?

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

President Beep posted:

here lies jesus

WHERE? WHERE??!?

# ? Feb 7, 2020 11:31

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

President Beep posted:

here lies jesus

he never scored

nah he got laid in that cave

# ? Feb 7, 2020 14:20

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

President Beep posted:

here lies jesus

he never scored

lol

# ? Feb 7, 2020 21:18

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

got my first kidney stone, that was a fun night in the er

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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Uptime Sinclair posted:

got my first kidney stone, that was a fun night in the er

one_of_us.gif

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qirex: Feb 15, 2001

drink more water, y'all

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rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

ive never had a kidney stone and i live in mortal fear of them

# ? Feb 8, 2020 19:56

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

rotor posted:

ive never had a kidney stone and i live in mortal fear of them

they are up there for painful and i only had one (4mm)

not as painful as two broken ankles which wasn�t as painful as a ruptured appendix

# ? Feb 8, 2020 20:01

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

qirex posted:

drink more water, y'all

i drink 1.5-2L a day :smith:

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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

qirex posted:

drink more water, y'all

if only there was a month about drinking water

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theadder: Dec 30, 2011

if only

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

We don't get kidney stones because the water is soft.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 21:17

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

qirex posted:

drink more water, y'all

when i had mine i was drinking water like a hs football player on training day, never have i felt more hydrated as a desk jockey

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The Leck: Feb 27, 2001

rotor posted:

ive never had a kidney stone and i live in mortal fear of them

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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

it�s funny: the older i get, the more bewildering existence is to me. loss of youthful bravado, or early onset dementia? who knows!!

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rotor posted:

ive never had a kidney stone and i live in mortal fear of them

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