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gif has sound https://i.imgur.com/c4DwHGI.mp4 edit: no sound on this one, just blasphemy https://i.imgur.com/MBBgufa.mp4 BrianBoitano has a new favorite as of 22:11 on Feb 8, 2020 |
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I've set off enough of those canisters in Half-Life 2 and Just Cause 2 to know I should be instantly ducking behind any cover I can.
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BrianBoitano posted:gif has sound Somewhere Bindi Irwin is crying/consulting her lawyers.
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Hungry Computer posted:
Saw this video of a cassowary chasing a lady on a beach - it was just curious about her phone, not trying to kill her - and it really left me with the impression that it's what it must have felt like to have a dinosaur running at you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi5hp4gR_fg&t=59s Crossposted from the great bird thread.
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Feb 10, 2020 03:44
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To be fair, Cassowaries ARE assholes and notoriously aggressive and can absolutely hurt someone so I can definitely understand wanting to out some distance between you and it. They're like geese that are just big enough to seriously gently caress you up.
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Feb 10, 2020 04:06
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Yeah, imagine if you took a goose, upscaled it by like 300%, and then strapped straight razors to its legs. That's cassowaries.
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Feb 10, 2020 04:10
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They once defeated the might of the Australian military. Edit: Actually, I guess those were emus. Still, flightless birds are the most terrifying weapons known to man.
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Feb 10, 2020 04:13
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Moon Slayer posted:Yeah, imagine if you took a goose, upscaled it by like 300%, and then strapped straight razors to its legs. That's cassowaries. A Canada goose. Cassowaries are super aggressive.
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Solice Kirsk posted:They once defeated the might of the Australian military. Flightless birds are just poorly evolved dinosaurs and should be rightly feared
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Just Offscreen posted:
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Feb 10, 2020 19:19
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Beer_Suitcase posted:I met one of those! You linked the page that has the image embedded in it, not the image itself.
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Feb 10, 2020 19:22
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I would easily gently caress up a cassowary, the only reason weak rear end brittle boned 5 lb birds like geese are scary to people is because they don't want to hurt the bird.
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Feb 10, 2020 19:23
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zoux posted:I would easily gently caress up a cassowary, the only reason weak rear end brittle boned 5 lb birds like geese are scary to people is because they don't want to hurt the bird. Heard you were talking poo poo 
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Feb 10, 2020 19:41
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I would hit those idiot birds with the RKO, finishing them.
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There's an episode of Inside Nature's Giant where they dissect a Cassowary if you're interested.
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Feb 10, 2020 19:46
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zoux posted:I would easily gently caress up a cassowary, the only reason weak rear end brittle boned 5 lb birds like geese are scary to people is because they don't want to hurt the bird. No balls, you won't do it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBM7AI0yp78
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Feb 10, 2020 20:47
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Wasabi the J posted:No balls, you won't do it. It's always Florida.
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Move over taxman fighting Uwe Boll. Forums poster zoux is going to fight a cassowary.
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Feb 10, 2020 20:56
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I'd gently caress up a Kiwi.
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Feb 10, 2020 21:11
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I remember that episode of TAS where Batman was totally hosed up by a cassowary.
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That cassowary is moa sized. I wouldn't gently caress around with a moa, but some 3' bird is gonna get the businessWasabi the J posted:No balls, you won't do it. poo poo I was talking hand to hand, you give me a rake, I could defeat as many as 10 cassowaries at the same time.
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I would defeat a cassowary because a cassowary is a beast, not a man. They scrounge in the dirt while I wield the blade. They would not stand before me.
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Feb 10, 2020 21:46
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 No bird can! Weak chins, every last one.
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Feb 10, 2020 21:49
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"SEE MORE: VIOLENCE"
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Glagha posted:I would defeat a cassowary because a cassowary is a beast, not a man. They scrounge in the dirt while I wield the blade. They would not stand before me. "...and that is the story of how I killed cassowaries to get some leather for my wallet in Far Cry 3."
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https://i.imgur.com/tT8Q8nV.mp4 Welp, time to fap.
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/tT8Q8nV.mp4 This needs sound.
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Beachcomber posted:This needs sound. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q
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https://i.imgur.com/I8zH1au.mp4 She drunk and wants to pet the kitty.
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/tT8Q8nV.mp4 Energy is stored in the balls
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/tT8Q8nV.mp4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfkysLNgWQo
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Feb 11, 2020 01:12
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The title and description to that video are precious
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Feb 11, 2020 06:34
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Good ol' rupe Goldberg, what a man he was
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Feb 11, 2020 06:41
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All those wonderful contrabtions he invented.
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/tT8Q8nV.mp4 I too fap with a carefully levelled surface and turning a crank.
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/I8zH1au.mp4 Most confused possum ever.
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