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EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
I have a Rothschild conspiracy coworker who will interrupt whatever work related things I am doing to try and talk to me about how you can tell that Trump is a real patriot and not a puppet because all of the media is owned by the Rothschilds and the Rothschilds hate him so the media all hates him so you can tell that he's a real patriot because only a real patriot would stand up to the Rothschilds who have owned America since they bought it in 1913 when the Federal Reserve Act was passed and have been using it to secretly conquer the world because they were able to learn from Hitler's mistakes and they were able to figure out that taking over the world by force doesn't work but if you can take over the world in secret then you can actually take over the world by using the World Bank in order to force countries to do what you want them to do and to create media organizations to feed lies to the public so that you can control countries and use them to keep your puppets in control of the countries so that you can control the country by owning their banks, but Trump is trying to retake America from the World Bank and the Rothschilds and if he actually does get elected again you know they're just gonna try to kill him and we just have to hope that the Secret Service does their job to keep the only good president we've ever had from being killed so that we can get rid of the world bank that's why my gramma told me when I was young she said "beans bullets and whiskey" and I didn't understand it then but I do now and I know that no matter what happens when Trump gets elected we have to be ready to fight you know Texas is already talking about seceding and they have over 50% of our nuclear stockpile and if anywhere is going to be able to become free it's going to be Texas since they have all those nukes and also they're the only state in the Union to have their own Air Force and they also train a lot harder than the other states so when the poo poo goes down you can be drat sure I'm going to Texas and I hope you'll start to see how things are in this world because one way or another it's gonna be a shitshow especially if Donald Trump doesn't get elected because you'll know that we're all out of hope especially if they still kill him after that because he's the only one in Washington trying to save our country while all of these puppets are sitting there making profits for themselves and screwing everyone else over and that's wh yi asf oinf jhag ber :barf:

Sometimes when he's talking I swear I can smell toast, schade is on me, and you too if you read all of that

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Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


EvenWorseOpinions posted:

I have a Rothschild conspiracy coworker who will interrupt whatever work related things I am doing to try and talk to me about how you can tell that Trump is a real patriot and not a puppet because all of the media is owned by the Rothschilds and the Rothschilds hate him so the media all hates him so you can tell that he's a real patriot because only a real patriot would stand up to the Rothschilds who have owned America since they bought it in 1913 when the Federal Reserve Act was passed and have been using it to secretly conquer the world because they were able to learn from Hitler's mistakes and they were able to figure out that taking over the world by force doesn't work but if you can take over the world in secret then you can actually take over the world by using the World Bank in order to force countries to do what you want them to do and to create media organizations to feed lies to the public so that you can control countries and use them to keep your puppets in control of the countries so that you can control the country by owning their banks, but Trump is trying to retake America from the World Bank and the Rothschilds and if he actually does get elected again you know they're just gonna try to kill him and we just have to hope that the Secret Service does their job to keep the only good president we've ever had from being killed so that we can get rid of the world bank that's why my gramma told me when I was young she said "beans bullets and whiskey" and I didn't understand it then but I do now and I know that no matter what happens when Trump gets elected we have to be ready to fight you know Texas is already talking about seceding and they have over 50% of our nuclear stockpile and if anywhere is going to be able to become free it's going to be Texas since they have all those nukes and also they're the only state in the Union to have their own Air Force and they also train a lot harder than the other states so when the poo poo goes down you can be drat sure I'm going to Texas and I hope you'll start to see how things are in this world because one way or another it's gonna be a shitshow especially if Donald Trump doesn't get elected because you'll know that we're all out of hope especially if they still kill him after that because he's the only one in Washington trying to save our country while all of these puppets are sitting there making profits for themselves and screwing everyone else over and that's wh yi asf oinf jhag ber :barf:

Sometimes when he's talking I swear I can smell toast, schade is on me, and you too if you read all of that

I made it to about 1913. I've had my dose of tin foil hat garbage for the week.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"Bush did 9/11" - Kevin Malone

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Buy them an account.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Solice Kirsk posted:

Buy them an account.

And tell them that to move to texarrakis before it’s too late :ohdear:

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Jedit posted:

Caught with CP on his computer in 1997, fled to Vietnam where he was convicted of child rape and only avoided execution because he paid off the families, then did it again and got deported on release just in time to run headlong into the fallout from the Jimmy Savile revelations.

looking at his wikipedia article now and jesus

if he wasn't such a monster this would be some good 'freud

dude was preemptively banned from ever visiting the Philippines. The UK home secretary was making public statements about how to keep him from traveling

quote:

British Home Secretary Jacqui Smith said he should be given a Foreign Travel Order (FTO) banning him from overseas travel: "We need to control him, and he will be [controlled] once he returns to this country."

He's now in jail probably for the rest of his life for rapes he committed decades ago.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

LethalGeek posted:

Also the raid kinda sucks

Hold on, I'm not about to let this go by unchallenged.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Poops Mcgoots posted:

Hold on, I'm not about to let this go by unchallenged.

Yeah the movie? No. They both rule HARD

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
LethalGeek means the raid dungeon in FFXIV that has the Nier content in it.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
The raid lets me boot 9S off the platform after we viciously kick his rear end, it is the *best* raid.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Hold on, I'm not about to let this go by unchallenged.
I'm familiar with Mr moon head's (can't remember actual name) games and am not enamored with them at all. Without that it's just another 24 man that randomly decided to do damage based on animation when I feel every single fight up to that point was based on targeting end, leading to a mountain of frustrating deaths. I also have no need to do.... Whatever you'd call b2's outfit as cosplay so the drops everyone wanted were a hard pass for me.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

LethalGeek posted:

I'm familiar with Mr moon head's (can't remember actual name)
:yokotaro:
His games are not for everyone, it's true. But I was DRG and managed to not die to the mechanics, whats your excuse :colbert:

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

The next sentence in my post was both why I sucked and why I'm critical of the game's feedback being piss loving poor on the subject.

Edit also 24 man's have to be above average for me to get over the hate I have of either being the scrub or being killed by a scrub because game mechanics allow a single person to wipe out everyone else.

LethalGeek fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Feb 11, 2020

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Mozi posted:

jet fuel can't melt nano-steel beams

Burning jet fuel can't melt apart fused brain cells

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
Sweet I can contribute something original

19-year-old gal does stunt on a Montreal boulevard for views

https://www.streamable.com/9f47w

The shares and likes will come with a bonus prize:

quote:

Brabant said fines could range from $1,000 to $3,000 and come with 12 demerit points for what's considered car surfing in the Highway Safety Code.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

kalensc posted:

Sweet I can contribute something original

19-year-old gal does stunt on a Montreal boulevard for views

https://www.streamable.com/9f47w

The shares and likes will come with a bonus prize:

Man imagine the bus driver having to be responsible for killing someone because the person wanted to be e-famous.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Alternative pants posted:

gently caress me he just mentioned nano - tech demolitions in building 7. I need I try and get him going again and record this.

"lluminati fingerprints all over the steel -- I'm talking about the beam's shape: 17 segments, 23 coupling points... Only Illuminati engineers use sleeve bearings with 34-fold and 46- fold symmetry; multiples of 17 and 23. 1723. The birth of Adam Weishaupt. Not acoincidence. "

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

IShallRiseAgain posted:

Man imagine the bus driver having to be responsible for killing someone because the person wanted to be e-famous.

Assuming they weren't in on it and she just ran up and grabbed the bumper, in what way would they be responsible?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Takes No Damage posted:

Assuming they weren't in on it and she just ran up and grabbed the bumper, in what way would they be responsible?

People can feel guilty for things that they were part of even if it was just the stupidity of someone else that was the sole cause of the thing.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Inceltown posted:

People can feel guilty for things that they were part of even if it was just the stupidity of someone else that was the sole cause of the thing.

Some train engineers end up traumatized by people dying on the tracks out of stupidity or suicidal intent. I was reading an article about it some years ago, and while some are able to view it as beyond their control, others feel guilty and torn up over it.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Empathy is both a blessing and a curse.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

IShallRiseAgain posted:

Man imagine the bus driver having to be responsible for killing someone because the person wanted to be e-famous.

An interview with the girl was hilarious, she said her plan for an unexpected hard break was to "fold up to be unable to fit under the bus".

My question is what happens when she gets dragged shoulder-first into the lip of a downtown Montreal pothole.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
people always think of themselves in the trolley car problem.

but what about the poor job creator / owner of the train yard and trains and logistic company?

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Squalid posted:

dude was preemptively banned from ever visiting the Philippines
Nah man, one country is nothing -- "At least 19 countries, including Cuba, Cambodia, and the Philippines, announced that they would refuse entry to Glitter"

quote:

He's now in jail probably for the rest of his life for rapes he committed decades ago.
Only if he dies fast. And if he gets sick first, doesn't the UK have compassionate leave or something?

Btw this is like reverse schadenfreude but --
4,000 digital pictures of child porn in 1997 so he was really loving working at it = 4 months (UK)
Raping 10- and 11-year-olds = 2 years 9 months (Vietnam)
Raping a 10- and 12-year-old, attempting to rape a girl under 10 = sentenced to 16 years (UK), time actually served will probably be under 8 years (the other half out and on probation). this poo poo is so insanely depressing

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

PhazonLink posted:

people always think of themselves in the trolley car problem.

but what about the poor job creator / owner of the train yard and trains and logistic company?

Or the poor train. It could get... dented.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

mobby_6kl posted:

Or the poor train. It could get... dented.

You gotta supply the video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tInDH2FeXaM

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Anne Whateley posted:

Nah man, one country is nothing -- "At least 19 countries, including Cuba, Cambodia, and the Philippines, announced that they would refuse entry to Glitter"

Only if he dies fast. And if he gets sick first, doesn't the UK have compassionate leave or something?

Btw this is like reverse schadenfreude but --
4,000 digital pictures of child porn in 1997 so he was really loving working at it = 4 months (UK)
Raping 10- and 11-year-olds = 2 years 9 months (Vietnam)
Raping a 10- and 12-year-old, attempting to rape a girl under 10 = sentenced to 16 years (UK), time actually served will probably be under 8 years (the other half out and on probation). this poo poo is so insanely depressing

jesus

why are the sentences for child porn so short in the UK

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Randaconda posted:

why are the sentences for child porn so short in the UK

Because many of the people who make/enforce the laws are pedophiles :ssh:

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Mozi posted:

jet fuel can't melt nano-steel beams

My favorite bait for feeding conspiracy nuts is that those "contrails full of mind control chemicals" that planes disperse could have been highly flammable and capable of melting steel beams, and even if jet fuel can't melt them, jet fuel plus that chemical could but admitting that the jet had those chemicals would be the shadow illuminati admitting the chemtrail contrails conspiracy, so they have to push the jet fuel alone theory

EvenWorseOpinions posted:

I have a Rothschild conspiracy coworker who will interrupt whatever work related things I am doing to try and talk to me about how you can tell that Trump is a real patriot and not a puppet because all of the media is owned by the Rothschilds and the Rothschilds hate him so the media all hates him so you can tell that he's a real patriot because only a real patriot would stand up to the Rothschilds who have owned America since they bought it in 1913 when the Federal Reserve Act was passed and have been using it to secretly conquer the world because they were able to learn from Hitler's mistakes and they were able to figure out that taking over the world by force doesn't work but if you can take over the world in secret then you can actually take over the world by using the World Bank in order to force countries to do what you want them to do and to create media organizations to feed lies to the public so that you can control countries and use them to keep your puppets in control of the countries so that you can control the country by owning their banks, but Trump is trying to retake America from the World Bank and the Rothschilds and if he actually does get elected again you know they're just gonna try to kill him and we just have to hope that the Secret Service does their job to keep the only good president we've ever had from being killed so that we can get rid of the world bank that's why my gramma told me when I was young she said "beans bullets and whiskey" and I didn't understand it then but I do now and I know that no matter what happens when Trump gets elected we have to be ready to fight you know Texas is already talking about seceding and they have over 50% of our nuclear stockpile and if anywhere is going to be able to become free it's going to be Texas since they have all those nukes and also they're the only state in the Union to have their own Air Force and they also train a lot harder than the other states so when the poo poo goes down you can be drat sure I'm going to Texas and I hope you'll start to see how things are in this world because one way or another it's gonna be a shitshow especially if Donald Trump doesn't get elected because you'll know that we're all out of hope especially if they still kill him after that because he's the only one in Washington trying to save our country while all of these puppets are sitting there making profits for themselves and screwing everyone else over and that's wh yi asf oinf jhag ber :barf:

Sometimes when he's talking I swear I can smell toast, schade is on me, and you too if you read all of that

:yeshaha:

Material to roll into my massive ultracomplex overlapping-all-the-conspiracies theory

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ekuNNN posted:

Because many of the people who make/enforce the laws are pedophiles :ssh:

I'm sure it's the same basically everywhere, though. Old rich men are usually pervs

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Mistle posted:

My favorite bait for feeding conspiracy nuts is that those "contrails full of mind control chemicals" that planes disperse could have been highly flammable and capable of melting steel beams, and even if jet fuel can't melt them, jet fuel plus that chemical could but admitting that the jet had those chemicals would be the shadow illuminati admitting the chemtrail contrails conspiracy, so they have to push the jet fuel alone theory


:yeshaha:

Material to roll into my massive ultracomplex overlapping-all-the-conspiracies theory

A client has a guy there who believes in all conspiracy theories simultaneously, and if you get him on a "good" day that's an hour of getting talked at about the CIA and Soros and chemtrails and vaccinations and so on and so forth, minimum.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



The basic, unspoken predicate for all 9/11 trutherism is the deeply held belief that Arabs cannot fly airplanes.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Way back I used to work with a bartender who rapidly became a sovereign citizen. Complete with taking down a painting the owner had done because of it containing like a gold fringed flag or something. Last year I found out he got fired and got shot in the leg and balls when he reached for a gun in his passenger seat.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Way back I used to work with a bartender who rapidly became a sovereign citizen. Complete with taking down a painting the owner had done because of it containing like a gold fringed flag or something. Last year I found out he got fired and got shot in the leg and balls when he reached for a gun in his passenger seat.

I only barely know who to root for here, 3 out of 5

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

I only barely know who to root for here, 3 out of 5

Guess it depends; was it a nice painting?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Bold of you to assume he was shot by a cop, and didn't shoot himself panicking about a brown person.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

LifeSunDeath posted:

Batmobile lost it's wheel, joker laid an egg.

Jesus Christ man, get it right. Joker got away, it's Robin who laid an egg.
tsk tsk

re: Chud talk, do people use that phrase in person? With all the culture the States exports onto the internet in addition to net-only language and culture, it's really loving hard to follow the slang sometimes. I'm a native English speaker and I find myself having to look up phrases all the goddamn time.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I've only ever used it irl to refer to the awesome 80s movie

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Serephina posted:

Jesus Christ man, get it right. Joker got away, it's Robin who laid an egg.
tsk tsk

re: Chud talk, do people use that phrase in person? With all the culture the States exports onto the internet in addition to net-only language and culture, it's really loving hard to follow the slang sometimes. I'm a native English speaker and I find myself having to look up phrases all the goddamn time.

Oh poo poo....OH poo poo. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most, I guess.

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Randaconda posted:

I've only ever used it irl to refer to the awesome 80s movie



It also stood for Chemically Hazardous Underground Dump.

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