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AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

facialimpediment posted:

You're not crazy!

He literally uses makeup to get that orange. Which then leads to him overapplying, or underapplying, or outright missing spots all the time.

Or getting an omelette in public halfway through applying his makeup, as one does.

Oops, snipe. Have a picture.

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MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Jesus christ it's not even the same person.

The president of these United States is a clown, in multiple interpretations of the word.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Casimir Radon posted:

I keep hoping the stress will incapacitate him.

In that case Mike Huckabee might suggest that Trump deserves a fourth term!

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

MRC48B posted:

Jesus christ it's not even the same person.

The president of these United States is a clown, in multiple interpretations of the word.

It's important to remember that in his narcissistic world view literally everything he does is designed for one situation, and one position. On camera for the national stage, from absolutely dead center straight ahead. It's how his hair is styled, it's how his makeup is applied, it's why he stands like the hosed up front half of a centaur, it's how his frame orients, it's how his gestures are executed.

Every inch of the pathetic shell of a man's soul that he has is consumed with looking as good as possible on camera from straight ahead. So when you see pictures of him in any other position doing any other action, he looks like the dumpy, clown-haired, orange faced fat gently caress septuagenarian he is.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Donnie's now attempting to gently caress anyone even tied to investigating/exposing any of his bullshit.

https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1227383583159050241

She was confirmed to that U.S. Attorney spot, then oversaw the major poo poo going on. Then, Mnuchin picked her for a Treasury Undersecretary gig, so she resigned (and got replaced by the fuckhead that signed today's Stone sentencing recommendation redaction). Now, her nomination got pulled, likely because she'd be asked "so hey, when did you find out about the Ukraine funding hold?"

Edit: lol deeper dicking than I thought https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1227387110694510594

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Feb 12, 2020

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I'm on a bit of an anger roll. So, gently caress THIS FUCKER

https://twitter.com/DavidLawler10/status/1227391920466546689

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

https://twitter.com/sgtjanedoe/status/1227097323060133888?s=20

shimintelrant.txt

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
#ripYangGang

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1227397210574381056

Expected him to hold out longer!

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007
And here I just assumed Mayo Pete was the type of guy who the teacher tasked with writing names of kids who were bad on the board when she had to leave the room in grade school.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

stealie72 posted:

And here I just assumed Mayo Pete was the type of guy who the teacher tasked with writing names of kids who were bad on the board when she had to leave the room in grade school.

Mayo Pete is the guy who volunteered to help with the DARE presentation in middle school.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
https://mobile.twitter.com/spookperson/status/1227383935933399040

Didn't remember that one

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

BigDave posted:

Mayo Pete is the guy who volunteered to help with the DARE presentation in middle school.

Hey hey hey, sometimes those kids grow up to be cool. Or at least less lame.

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





Brute Squad posted:

Hey hey hey, sometimes those kids grow up to be cool. Or at least less lame.

Keep on keeping on, buddy.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

bulletsponge13 posted:

And how can your favorite fictional President not be a tie between David Palmer from 24 and Thomas Whitmore from ID4?

I'm late, but the most presidential of all presidents will bring you FREEDOM! and JUSTICE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irmphsXkxCg

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

Holy poo poo, Biden with a disastrous 5th/4th place finish. He's done.

Your democratic nominee is going to be Bernie Sanders.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/ReutersPolitics/status/1227407160520462337?s=20 :siren:

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

I don't remember having heard of him before he called it

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


WHO?!

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life

Pryor on Fire posted:

Holy poo poo, Biden with a disastrous 5th/4th place finish. He's done.

Your democratic nominee is going to be Bernie Sanders.

He'll probably hold out until SC after which the DNC can determine their chosen one for him to endorse.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
https://twitter.com/headfallsoff/status/1227409284692094976

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Pryor on Fire posted:

Holy poo poo, Biden with a disastrous 5th/4th place finish. He's done.

Your democratic nominee is going to be Bernie Sanders.
Totally OK with this.

Eat poo poo Biden. That is all.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Klobuchar finishing ahead of her means she's finished. A real fuckin' shame, especially since the media spent so much time propping up Klob and knocking down Warren.

Here's hoping Sanders can pull it out, then.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
A-loving-men to that. I sincerely hope Mayor Pete's numbers fall off a cliff when they get to a not lily white state

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

facialimpediment posted:

I'm on a bit of an anger roll. So, gently caress THIS FUCKER

https://twitter.com/DavidLawler10/status/1227391920466546689

"I fired both brothers, it was totally a coincidence, was in no way retaliation"

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Klobuchar finishing ahead of her means she's finished. A real fuckin' shame, especially since the media spent so much time propping up Klob and knocking down Warren.

Here's hoping Sanders can pull it out, then.

I’m really having a hard time understanding what it is that Klobuchar brings to the field beyond... being a woman who isn’t Warren or Harris? It’s not my intent for that to sound mean, I just don’t understand why she’s A Thing right now.

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

pantslesswithwolves posted:

I’m really having a hard time understanding what it is that Klobuchar brings to the field beyond... being a woman who isn’t Warren or Harris? It’s not my intent for that to sound mean, I just don’t understand why she’s A Thing right now.

She's like Mayo but with government experience

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

pantslesswithwolves posted:

I’m really having a hard time understanding what it is that Klobuchar brings to the field beyond... being a woman who isn’t Warren or Harris? It’s not my intent for that to sound mean, I just don’t understand why she’s A Thing right now.

She's the ":decorum:" candidate for when you think that Biden is either sundowning/creepy and you're not really into Booty-butts for reasons either rational or 1950's.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Pundits treat Klobuchar like a political pokemon - "But she's a Midwestern type! She should be strong against [Moderates] and [Swing State Voters]!"

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
She's the centrist compromise candidate for liberals that prefer a women to a gay guy basically.

They're both horrible sociopaths who will probably go full fash at the slightest provocation too.

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

maffew buildings posted:

A-loving-men to that. I sincerely hope Mayor Pete's numbers fall off a cliff when they get to a not lily white state

Trying on a dumb pundit hat: Starting with Iowa and NH would have made more sense if labor groups represented more of the Democratic electorate, but since now it's mostly college educated and/or 60+ voters (hence low turnout) it's feeling really lily white

e: NYTimes reporting that exit polls show voters were 57% women

Suicide Watch fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Feb 12, 2020

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006
During the last debate I just couldn't get over how Klob's speaking voice sounds like shes perpetually about to burst into tears. Is that just me?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Buttcoin purse posted:

In that case Mike Huckabee might suggest that Trump deserves a fourth term!

They'll have you know that they were joking

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
They weren't joking

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BERNIE TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

During the last debate I just couldn't get over how Klob's speaking voice sounds like shes perpetually about to burst into tears. Is that just me?

Nah, she's definitely got an odd tremor to her voice and she has a tendency to vibrate at times. Kinda reminds me of one of those high strung small dogs that never seems to relax.

edit - also this is your average voter for you:

https://twitter.com/stevemorris__/status/1227287182714511361

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Trump tossing out insulting self owns at Steyer and Warren so far tonight. Hopefully he strokes out trying to figure out something gross to say about Klob.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Terrifying Effigies posted:

Nah, she's definitely got an odd tremor to her voice and she has a tendency to vibrate at times. Kinda reminds me of one of those high strung small dogs that never seems to relax.

edit - also this is your average voter for you:

https://twitter.com/stevemorris__/status/1227287182714511361

The way she assaults staffers shows that's a good read of her

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Terrifying Effigies posted:

edit - also this is your average voter for you:

The basic story of the Democratic Primary: Anyone who says they know what's going to happen is lying, barely anything has happened yet, and people like the whole drat field. All three are leading to a shitload of last-minute decisions, so the ground games and turnout operations are completely useless.

Also, be wary of the people saying "well, Bernie's ideology is capped out at 40% while 60% are moderates!" A lot of moderates like Bernie as their second choice, as remember, voters are way more non-ideological / not policy driven than we expect.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Guardian reporting that Deval Patrick is suspending tomorrow. New Hampshire claims another victim.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

iwentdoodie posted:

The way she assaults staffers shows that's a good read of her

We keep bringing that up as a negative, but has anyone considered that more politicians and the people who cling to them could benefit from being assaulted more often? Like all the Buttigieg stans from Acronym or Hillary's campaign staff.

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