What if in Harry Potter they had guns instead of wands

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Finger Prince

Ron attempting to aim and shoot his gun, holding it one handed, sideways like a gangster, finger covering the trigger, flinching and missing wildly with every shot.
Hermione: *tuts* "not like that Ron Weasley, like this!"
She takes his gun, grasps it in a firm two handed grip, wrists straight, finger resting against the trigger guard, shoulders squared and eyes lined up down the iron sights, then squeezes off a perfect one inch grouping right in the center of the target.

# ? Feb 12, 2020 01:00

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 02:04

wearing a lampshade

Finger Prince posted:

Ron attempting to aim and shoot his gun, holding it one handed, sideways like a gangster, finger covering the trigger, flinching and missing wildly with every shot.
Hermione: *tuts* "not like that Ron Weasley, like this!"
She takes his gun, grasps it in a firm two handed grip, wrists straight, finger resting against the trigger guard, shoulders squared and eyes lined up down the iron sights, then squeezes off a perfect one inch grouping right in the center of the target.

# ? Feb 12, 2020 01:38

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Finger Prince posted:

Ron attempting to aim and shoot his gun, holding it one handed, sideways like a gangster, finger covering the trigger, flinching and missing wildly with every shot.
Hermione: *tuts* "not like that Ron Weasley, like this!"
She takes his gun, grasps it in a firm two handed grip, wrists straight, finger resting against the trigger guard, shoulders squared and eyes lined up down the iron sights, then squeezes off a perfect one inch grouping right in the center of the target.

Harry simply throws the gun at his enemies and is somehow successful.

# ? Feb 12, 2020 03:43

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

quidditch coach: *holding magazine in one hand and gun in the other* to load we simply position the gun over the magazine and say UP!

other students: UP!

ron: UP! *gets hit in the face by his own clip*

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Feb 12, 2020 03:55

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

harry opens his hogwarts letter but his excitement turns to puzzlement as hundreds of NRA bumper stickers pour out of the envelope

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Feb 12, 2020 03:56

biosterous

the expelliarmus curse makes the bullets fly out of other wizard's guns

but not, y'know, in the usual way

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Feb 12, 2020 04:07

Yinlock

harry's patronus appears, a noble and majestic silver stag that is immediately shot by an equally majestic silver hunter

# ? Feb 12, 2020 04:29

google THIS

"Master has given Dobby a Glock!"

"What?! No I di--"

*BANG*

# ? Feb 12, 2020 04:49

wearing a lampshade

google THIS posted:

"Master has given Dobby a Glock!"

"What?! No I di--"

*BANG*

# ? Feb 12, 2020 07:50

Macnult

google THIS posted:

"Master has given Dobby a Glock!"

"What?! No I di--"

*BANG*

lmao

# ? Feb 12, 2020 08:49

Macnult

Lucius Malfoy looks up from his wound toward Dobby and then to Harry. Harry lifts his cloak to reveal an empty gun holster, and shrugs.

# ? Feb 12, 2020 08:53

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

Well, at least they ain't shooting blanks anymore *wink wink*

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Feb 12, 2020 12:17

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

"Master has given Dobby a Glock!"

"What?! No I di--"

*BANG*

# ? Feb 12, 2020 12:54

Yinlock

google THIS posted:

"Master has given Dobby a Glock!"

"What?! No I di--"

*BANG*

# ? Feb 12, 2020 19:10

Yinlock

"the boggart is a insidious creature that takes the form of a wizard's darkest fear, but as responsible gun owners have never been afraid in their entire lives, it has become critically endangered"

# ? Feb 12, 2020 19:14

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

"The gun chooses the wizard. Let's try a Beretta with unicorn engraving..."

e: actually just pretend I quoted the entire thread

The Klowner fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Feb 12, 2020

# ? Feb 12, 2020 21:06

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I LOVE the taste of napalm-flavored jelly beans in the morning!

# ? Feb 12, 2020 21:19

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the in-universe reason for us never seeing anybody in hogwarts ever reloading in any of the movies, is b/c the wizards would magic in new bullets directly into their guns

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# ? Feb 12, 2020 21:29

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

harry (*levels gun at voldemort's face*): they should have called you guys lead eaters

*fires*

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Feb 12, 2020 21:32

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

instead of broomsticks, they ride rifles.

# ? Feb 13, 2020 00:18

xcheopis

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

instead of broomsticks, they ride rifles.

K6BD has exactly that.

# ? Feb 13, 2020 00:48

weed cat: weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick

quidditch is target shooting, like in that video where keanu reeves does irl john wick on all those plywood targets. harry thinks he has the best quidditch gun, a glock, but then mcgonagall gives him the sickest most tricked out ar-15 with a foregrip, laser, silencer, and crazy optics and poo poo

# ? Feb 13, 2020 09:24