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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/PissCastle/status/1226974120828702723?s=20

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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/alexsobel/status/1227386199330955266

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/rahm3sh/status/1227088303968735232?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/sundevour/status/1227141915037986817

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Staged or not that was solid

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/LRBbookshop/status/1227177294701133824

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Shut up Meg posted:

https://tvidder.com/

Use this URL
code:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1225805881977311232

Thank you! I now have a ringtone that I can't use most of the time, but love dearly.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Untrustable posted:

Thank you! I now have a ringtone that I can't use most of the time, but love dearly.

The optimism of a goon thinking someone would ever actually call them :allears:

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





It would be while I was teaching a class or some other moment when I absolutely do not want my phone to yell "LET ME IN IM TRYNA gently caress!"

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Untrustable posted:

Thank you! I now have a ringtone that I can't use most of the time, but love dearly.
I did convert it for you, but I couldn't find an easy way to share an mp3 without having to sign up for something.

Untrustable posted:

It would be while I was teaching a class or some other moment when I absolutely do not want my phone to yell "LET ME IN IM TRYNA gently caress!"
They are risky: ask my male colleague who downloaded a novelty 'porn orgasm' ringtone, forgot he had done so and left his phone unattended and at full volume in the sales office full of young, impressionable women.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Shut up Meg posted:

I did convert it for you, but I couldn't find an easy way to share an mp3 without having to sign up for something.

They are risky: ask my male colleague who downloaded a novelty 'porn orgasm' ringtone, forgot he had done so and left his phone unattended and at full volume in the sales office full of young, impressionable women.

I should get a curb your enthusiasm ringtone

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/rajandelman/status/1227429706510852097

https://twitter.com/lyta_gold/status/1227595352901115905

Thank's a lot Liza, for WWII

zoux has a new favorite as of 15:16 on Feb 12, 2020

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome



That's certainly a... unique way of interpreting that movie.

The internet hot take machine produces strange and terrifying things sometimes.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
you guys, pipe down on the bathroom thing or the chuds will vote for trump

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Rarely have I been quite so angry and astounded at how loving bad people can be at interpreting media.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Chitin posted:

Rarely have I been quite so angry and astounded at how loving bad people can be at interpreting media.

They're just trying to have a viral take by doing the breathless clap voice, but they forgot to start off with "Y'all" or "I don't know who needs to hear this but"

https://twitter.com/SchmidCathrine/status/1227621258151383045
:hmmyes:

zoux has a new favorite as of 17:09 on Feb 12, 2020

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
https://twitter.com/craigcalcaterra/status/1227594895747141632?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

*drools in Texan*

bawk
Mar 31, 2013


zoux
Apr 28, 2006



We used to have all that but then we had to go and secede from a country because of slavery. Again.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

https://mobile.twitter.com/craigcalcaterra/status/1227614297481785346

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/midlifetimmy/status/1227069602607185920?s=19

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007

rodbeard posted:

Yeah the best part of that match was immediately after they pretend Mankind is too injured to continue he gets up runs back to the cage climbs up again and is accidentally thrown through the cage injuring him for real. The dramatic overacting from the announcer followed by an almost monotone "That's it. He's dead."

Mick (Mankind) has said in his book/various interviews that the second, unplanned fall wasn't that bad. What WAS bad was the folding chair coming down and cracking him in the head..thanks to that, he said, he has no memory of anything that happened in the match. Absolutely none, when he got backstage after the match, he asked 'Taker if he had used the thumbtacks, and 'Taker just sady replied "yes, Mick. Yes, you did." To this day, all he knows about what happened is from what he's seen on video.

Al Cu Ad Solte posted:

I think the big difference with Reeves is that he's stated before that he doesn't do his own stunts, but he does perform his own fight scenes. Also, he doesn't really flaunt it around. There's nothing like the MI movies that have entire segments of their marketing campaigns centered around Tom Cruise jumping out of planes and poo poo. Also from what I've heard Reeves these days takes the lowest amount of money possible for staring in a movie, which is still like a million dollars, but to compare you've got assholes out there who command 20 million dollar per movie salaries for some god drat reason.

There's a video out there of Reeves training for the last John Wick movie on a tactical training course, and he's really, really good. He's also said that he does movies to stave off boredom, and to keep himself moving and stave off depression after the death of his wife, he doesn't feel like he needs more money.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/headlinesmasher/status/1227248573491879936?s=21

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Push El Burrito posted:

It's nice but later that match he slams Mankind through the roof of the cell down to the mat. That one always stands out to me more than the time in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Let's compromise and say that the match contains the greatest spot AND the greatest botch in wrestling history.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/The_Law_Boy/status/1227653925005819906?s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1226825765444038657

fishtobaskets
Feb 22, 2007

It's not about butthole pleasures
Lipstick Apathy

This seems highly unlikely

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/bradheath/status/1227632303612059649

finally, Mike Huckabee is brought to justice

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/Cryptoterra/status/1227348128031858688

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/MilesKlee/status/1227763626892595200?s=19

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Mr Matthews has been having quite the One of late

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1227830989029691392?s=20

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/TheBoyWhoWrote/status/1067099360431874049

Putting this here just for "spicy armpits" tbh

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

zoux posted:

Mr Matthews has been having quite the One of late

Another post made better with the addition of the Strong Bad voice filter

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Pleas read all my posts in the intended, Swedish chef voice

https://twitter.com/neddixontweets/status/1227389065839824898

lmao

zoux has a new favorite as of 15:14 on Feb 13, 2020

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Pastry of the Year posted:

Another post made better with the addition of the Strong Bad voice filter

That's true of every post.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

And all erotica

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/iatemuggles/status/1227655034147688448

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/shaktischild/status/1227702344483246080

lmao

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