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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Tashilicious posted:

that's like three mod edits for not spoiling/linking nsfw/nsfm stuff. what the poo poo

Thought it was just nsfw, my bad

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I mean, the good news is that maggot infested lip wound is clean!

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Solice Kirsk posted:

I mean, the good news is that maggot infested lip wound is clean!

A thread title if I've ever seen one

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012

Brb cutting my lips off

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Solice Kirsk posted:

I mean, the good news is that maggot infested lip wound is clean!

Some maggots eat healthy tissue too.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Dick Burglar posted:

Some maggots eat healthy tissue too.

Extra clean!

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
If you have no tissue, there is no tissue to rot!

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Is it bad that I'm thinking how satisfying it would be to be the doctor?

Not sure whether I'd tweezer them out one by one or try popping it like a zit.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Benny Harvey posted:

Is it bad that I'm thinking how satisfying it would be to be the doctor?

Not sure whether I'd tweezer them out one by one or try popping it like a zit.

I'm thinking shotgun.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

:nms:

https://i.imgur.com/Gbr7rYh.jpg



SA link your nws/nms stuff you fool don't spoiler it, it's right in the forums rules!!!!!

Suddenly feel like a dirt martini...

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

It looks like John Romero has finally made someone his bitch.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Oral Myiasis - or any other kind - is pretty gross.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Dick Burglar posted:

If you have no tissue, there is no tissue to rot!

SKELETON GANG RISE UP

NO MAGGOTS NO MASTERS

BE GAY DO CRIME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Picnic Princess posted:

BE GAY DO CRIME

STOP ENABLING MAYO PETE

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

MAYO PETE IS AN HONOURARY STRAIGHT

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Picnic Princess posted:

MAYO PETE IS AN HONOURARY STRAIGHT

DON'T FOIST HIM ON US, THE GAYS CAN HAVE LITTLE A LIBERAL SHITLORD, AS A NON-TREAT

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
So do I report Picnic for account sharing with Screaming Idiot or

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Benny Harvey posted:

Is it bad that I'm thinking how satisfying it would be to be the doctor?

Not sure whether I'd tweezer them out one by one or try popping it like a zit.

You tweezer them out very carefully because the last thing you want is a piece of maggot rotting in the wound.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

So do I report Picnic for account sharing with Screaming Idiot or

Only if you're a cop

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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RatHat posted:

You tweezer them out very carefully because the last thing you want is a piece of maggot rotting in the wound.

Seems more maggots would solve the maggot problem.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I believe that it would be thread-centric to mention that yes, there is a video.

e: VVV not just no, but hell, no VVV

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

PainterofCrap posted:

I believe that it would be thread-centric to mention that yes, there is a video.

:justpost:

HelleSpud
Apr 1, 2010

Hey, an excuse to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


This is starting to become what ever the post equivalent of a human centipede is.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


The maggots eat my mouth, I eat the maggots. Circle of life, dude.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Miss posted:

The maggots eat my mouth, I eat the maggots motorboat Rudy Giuliani's tits. Circle of life, dude.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
Only when the maggots take our eyes will we be free.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Where we're going, you don't need maggots to see

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


Two years earlier, written in square foil packets: gently caress CONDOMS

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Did you know something like only 30% of people can raise their middle finger without leaving their thumb hanging out?

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Definitely wouldn't want any lonely girls to come to the Valentine's Day event for lonely guys. They could ruin the whole thing!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

green chicken feet posted:

Definitely wouldn't want any lonely girls to come to the Valentine's Day event for lonely guys. They could ruin the whole thing!

Lonely girls?!? Ewww, must be something wrong with 'em to be that unlovable

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Yet another thing millennials whine about and blame others for

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth


Probably the best part is "Date: none".

The meeting place being Denny's is probably the saddest part and makes me wonder if it's a joke or not.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Benny Harvey posted:

Is it bad that I'm thinking how satisfying it would be to be the doctor?

Not sure whether I'd tweezer them out one by one or try popping it like a zit.

Did I get the suggestion to Youtube "mango worms" from here? There's a vet in South Africa who posts loads of videos of them being removed from dogs and it's a mixture of horror and satisfaction.

Psychobabble!
Jun 22, 2010

Observing this filth unsettles me

mojo1701a posted:

Probably the best part is "Date: none".

The meeting place being Denny's is probably the saddest part and makes me wonder if it's a joke or not.

Eh. Having lived in SC before, it doesn't surprise me. There's not a ton of affordable-for-incel-losers-that-live-with-their-parents type gathering places there. I read your comment to my ~husband~, who was born and raised there, and his response was "what? No, Denny's is the hang out spot if you don't have any money." So if anything it makes it a bit more credible.

Dorky content:



edit: Whoops, didn't realize I'd posted that one before, I've gotta get better about clearing out my phone. Here's one that fits in here and the terrible tattoos thread(not technically NWS but thumbnailing it anyways):

Psychobabble! has a new favorite as of 23:37 on Feb 14, 2020

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Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

Psychobabble! posted:


Dorky content:



pioneers of AUGmented reality

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