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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

Haha I saw this once with a loving BEAUTIFUL pure white Samoyed. It was so amazing to behold.

Even better if it was a big central dog park rather than a small neighborhood one so you know they drove there :getin:

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

Haha I saw this once with a loving BEAUTIFUL pure white Samoyed. It was so amazing to behold.

So now dogger gets a huge amount of personal attention from owner while they wash it?

Section 9
Mar 24, 2003

Hair Elf

chitoryu12 posted:

Her roast is one thing, but the audience laughing and booing him so loudly is what clinches it. This might be the most humiliating performance since “Please clap.”

This morning I saw a ~1 minute video on Youtube on the Bloomberg Politics channel with highlights that was pretty laughably trying to portray everyone but ol' Mike as being just unreasonably disrespectful. Even better was the ad for Bernie that Youtube served up before the video.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Takes No Damage posted:

https://twitter.com/bulkUSBchargers/status/1228422508912742401

Lustily dire. Just, pornographically depressing. Like a pair of suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra :smith:

This guy is definitely in the Evil row of the Florida Man D&D Alignment chart.

Clicking through to the article, this guy is absolutely doing this because he's mad another patient gets to pop bubble wrap for stress during her treatment, so he's being as obnoxious as possible in the hopes of getting all support items banned.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Elfface posted:

Clicking through to the article, this guy is absolutely doing this because he's mad another patient gets to pop bubble wrap for stress during her treatment, so he's being as obnoxious as possible in the hopes of getting all support items banned.

Wow I skipped over that part, almost impressive that he can make such bad behavior even worse by somehow doing it with malicious intent. But I guess this means we can upgrade him to Lawful Evil, they're the ones that try to kill things with pedantry, right?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/SwCWnSn.mp4

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Takes No Damage posted:

https://twitter.com/bulkUSBchargers/status/1228422508912742401

Lustily dire. Just, pornographically depressing. Like a pair of suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra :smith:

This guy is definitely in the Evil row of the Florida Man D&D Alignment chart.

quote:

The family said they aren’t sure when Gibson will return for treatment.
:ughh:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Dying of renal failure to own the libs

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
The funny part is that dialysis is the one piece of socialized healthcare we have.

It's also a great example of Medicare failing to control costs. So schadenfreude everywhere really.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Azhais posted:

The funny part is that dialysis is the one piece of socialized healthcare we have.
Is it though...?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw_nqzVfxFQ

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

DontMockMySmock posted:

Kayak schadenfreude always reminds me of this classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3WeXGmqYsE

For added value.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L53j1naRuFs

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I don't think Digital Owl Networks actually know what "malfunction" means.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I don't think Digital Owl Networks actually know what "malfunction" means.

They're doing the best they can :mad:

Kaiju15
Jul 25, 2013

DontMockMySmock posted:

Kayak schadenfreude always reminds me of this classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3WeXGmqYsE

Before I clicked I thought it was going to be this kayak schadenfreude.

https://youtu.be/nU5cMZymSr0

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Kaiju15 posted:

Before I clicked I thought it was going to be this kayak schadenfreude.

https://youtu.be/nU5cMZymSr0

I can't find it right now but someone edited that audio into Herzog's "Grizzly Man" when he's listening to the attack and tells the mother to never listen to the tape and it's hilarious.
Edit: VV I know I'm a horrible person for finding that as funny as I do but I can't help it.

AFewBricksShy fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Feb 21, 2020

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


AFewBricksShy posted:

I can't find it right now but someone edited that audio into Herzog's "Grizzly Man" when he's listening to the attack and tells the mother to never listen to the tape and it's hilarious.

Here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INov9gQ2aUA


And another I wasn't expecting but should've expected...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNhQBLhUlBg

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

This is fantastic

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/tietuesdaylp/status/1230941147117150208?s=21

The final HQ trivia night is pure giving up energy.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
Did HQ just fall off the map? I thought they were still pretty popular.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
HQ was fun for a minute. Then the app kept telling me I got the answer wrong while the host said I got it right.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1230916181084852224

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The bike is stupid in general.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Holy stab me in the nipples Batman!

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
My mom has the same dialysis schedule as Gibson, I think it's like $4K every visit but it's paid for by the PA state renal foundation or something, and Medicare. She has a guy she watches (she's so goddamn nosy) during treatment who just eats odds and ends throughout his session and the nurses haaaate having to clean up all the crumbs when he leaves. There's another guy who drives a massive dump truck that wears shorts and slide on shower shoes to come for his treatments, even in the winter time. She has stories all the time when I drive her home, I just sort of glaze over.

I was going to post this in AUG when it happened, but here will do.

The guy who eats has a neighbor who gets paid to drive him. During their wait for their rides I guess mom mentioned to the driver that I read science fiction books; when I showed up that day the Nameless Dude flags down my car and hands me a book through my open window. It's Star Trek, with Spock on the cover.

He's like, "You know that part of the movie where they encounter blah blah blah..." I'm like, uh, ok? "Well this book goes into the origins of the aliens they encountered!" Uhhhh oh, that's cool, I guess. I try to hand the book back, but he hands me two more books through the window and walks back into the clinic. I have no idea yet why this is happening.

The other two books were Hollywood Babylon, about all the truly soul-shriveling rape and murder occurring in Hollywood in the 30s-50s, and a Piers Anthony book about computer games. And Star Trek, OG.

:allbuttons:

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I don't think Digital Owl Networks actually know what "malfunction" means.

Was about to say, looks very Working As Intended to me :shrug:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

They're doing the best they can :mad:



You gonna trust a birb still running XP in TYOOL 2020? SMDH.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Holy stab me in the nipples Batman!

Do you wanna know how I got these scars :pervert:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Lodin posted:

The bike is stupid in general.



Oh how I can't wait to be disappointed by it!

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwfWBcsj6dk

Welp, that was unexpected.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

That70sHeidi posted:

The other two books were Hollywood Babylon, about all the truly soul-shriveling rape and murder occurring in Hollywood in the 30s-50s, and a Piers Anthony book about computer games. And Star Trek, OG.

:allbuttons:

Yeah uhhh can the FBI just seize their computer based off that?

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

The Lone Badger posted:

So now dogger gets a huge amount of personal attention from owner while they wash it?

Holy poo poo... Clever girl...

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Wow more dc movies.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

That70sHeidi posted:

The other two books were Hollywood Babylon, about all the truly soul-shriveling rape and murder occurring in Hollywood in the 30s-50s, and a Piers Anthony book about computer games. And Star Trek, OG.

:allbuttons:

So this Piers Anthony book, is it an actual book just about games in general or something or would it happen to be Killobyte the story of the paralyzed cop who meets the 15 year old diabetic girl in a virtual reality world and they fall in love?

Also I somehow only just now noticed that it's actually spelled with 2 "L"s.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Surprised it wasn't Pornucopia

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Garrand posted:

So this Piers Anthony book, is it an actual book just about games in general or something or would it happen to be Killobyte the story of the paralyzed cop who meets the 15 year old diabetic girl in a virtual reality world and they fall in love?

Also I somehow only just now noticed that it's actually spelled with 2 "L"s.

I read Killobyte as a teenager and kinda liked it. Granted, it was harder to access porno in those days, so maybe text titties was all it took to be enjoyable.

HairyManling
Jul 20, 2011

No flipping.
Fun Shoe

Garrand posted:

Killobyte the story of the paralyzed cop who meets the 15 year old diabetic girl in a virtual reality world and they fall in love?
How old is the cop in this story? Please say 17 year old cadet.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


HairyManling posted:

How old is the cop in this story? Please say 17 year old cadet.

You know it's gonna be around the same age as the author deep down.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

HairyManling posted:

How old is the cop in this story? Please say 17 year old cadet.

Pretty sure he's an adult. Maybe even like, 40s? I think he was paralyzed from getting shot on the job or something? It's been literally decades I am quite probably wrong.

This might be ancient teenage memories going "is cop, must be old"

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Okay, I actually pulled up a PDF because I wanted to make sure.

The 15 year old is actually the antagonist hacker. The girl is 18, and the guy is 30. He was run over by a jealous husband after he slept with his abused wife.

Garrand fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Feb 22, 2020

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




I forget, was he the guy who had his “heroes” be perfectly justified in slaughtering a bunch of evil pacifists in one of his fantasy novels?

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba
I remember reading Anthony's attempt at an erotic work, it was pretty :gonk:


The thing that stuck with me is the description of penetration, something to the effect of "it was like a man shouting in a great hall"

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
This is gross. Please stop.

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