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yeah I eat rear end posted:You can't really die unfortunately. I have goneb ankrupt by accidentally driving my new tractors bought with loans into various ponds and lakes because the roads are too loving long and I just launch over hills and stuff, but I have yet to die. Just entered financial ruin. mostly i just drive back and forth over a field for an hour straight wondering what I'm doing with my life that seems fairly accurate. so the game only covers crop farming, no animals?
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Zippy the Bummer posted:that seems fairly accurate. so the game only covers crop farming, no animals? You can do a lot of things. You can have a farm but be a logger (this is what I usually do because it requirs the least amount of thought, cut down trees, ram logs into the collection pond along with your tractor), you can do bees, you can do sheeps you can do cows whatever 19 has horses you can do them too but like....i did sheeps in 17 and unless you crank time advancement to the max it takes forever to start making profit from the wool.
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i think the only "simulator" game i ever played was Seirra Flight Simulator....20 years ago? it was interesting but once you actually learned how to fly the stuff it got pretty dull. like who is going to file a flight plan from NYC to LA, take off, then stare at their computer for three hours learning how to land was fun, that was the hardest part, but after i got that down pat, all there was to do was fly around and try to do stunts like fly in between buildings or under bridges. the game was so lame they didn't even have an explosion feature when you crashed, you just got a cracked windshield and heard some thumping sounds, it was bullshit. whoever designs these games is a real bore in person i bet beer # 19
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Feb 18, 2020 04:09
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Weird how all these so-called "simulators" don't have a suicide option.
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I'm drunk with 4 friends at the bar and outside smoking while they do the electric slide cuz I'm a stick in the mud and nobody tells me how to dance badly I'll do it in my own
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I present to you YouTube theater https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSuHCIo2hVQ
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Feb 18, 2020 09:29
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I am become as a god no one can destroy me  beer #25 gently caress you
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Feb 18, 2020 09:52
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Playing with my balls, sexually
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Pain leads to painkillers painkillers leads to xanax xanax leads to beer
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Feb 18, 2020 11:20
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I never remember to post here drunk, only hung over
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Feb 18, 2020 17:25
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I often don't remember posting here drunk, only notice when next day rolls around
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strapping up to go get more beer. I am Winchester on booze and that just wont do
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Feb 18, 2020 20:26
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got 30 more beers. well i mean i guess i only have 26 now but whatever
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Feb 19, 2020 03:06
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I made a bad food decision. I blame beer. I regret nothing
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Got a new job. Got paid. So I'm doin' a drunk and playing Life is Strange 2. Episode 4 is whack. Fartington Butts fucked around with this message at 11:17 on Feb 21, 2020 |
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Eldercain posted:The 65 yo gay guy who likes to hit on me just came in but me and my gf already closed to go home and now we drunk at home and laughing about it and also drinking It's always the older gay men that actually try to hit on you or show interest. A cougar would be nice change of pace.
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got a reserve of 24 beers leftWicker Man posted:It's always the older gay men that actually try to hit on you or show interest. A cougar would be nice change of pace. there are some old dudes with long beards that hang out at the liquor store and sometimes compliment my beard, out of nowhere, i don't know them, never had a conversation with them, i just say "thanks, you too" and leave. they look at me in an uncomfortable way (for me). my beard isn't even long i keep it trimmed to about 1/4 inch the women around here that would qualify as cougars all look 20 years older than they actually are because they've been on meth since they were teenagers or whatever
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I ate like.... 3 goddam edibles and drink 5 beers real fast and how are you.fine folks this evemong?
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Dick Bastardly posted:I ate like.... 3 goddam edibles and drink 5 beers real fast and how are you.fine folks this evemong? i'm bored as gently caress. i keep drinking beers and trying to go to sleep but i can't sleep. it sucks. i don't give poo poo about anything
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Zippy the Bummer posted:i'm bored as gently caress. i keep drinking beers and trying to go to sleep but i can't sleep. it sucks. i don't give poo poo about anything tell ya what, do me a favor and close your eyes and literally try to imagine like.... the coolest goddam idea for a tv show you can thinknof... just keep your eyes closed and concentrate on that poo poo until you.wakr up 10 hours later
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if that doesn't work then go get some.more beer
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i kind of want some arby's beef n cheddar sammos just to have the taste in my mouth, for lack of something to do. three or four maybe. i'm not even hungry, gently caress im not even fat. just want the taste, pure taste lust. just take a bite and mash it around in my mouth spit it out and take another bite. my sails are becalmed gently caress it ill just crack another beer
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Dick Bastardly posted:tell ya what, do me a favor and close your eyes and literally try to imagine like.... the coolest goddam idea for a tv show you can thinknof... just keep your eyes closed and concentrate on that poo poo until you.wakr up 10 hours later The Pied Piper dude is a bush-plane pilot and a remote village in Canada hires him to capture a rat infestation and fly them away in his Piper plane but instead he lands and smokes tones of weed with the rats, which are all puppets that look like Rizzo from the Muppets and they all get blazed together and go on adventures on the ariplane, like flying around the northwest territoises and talking to polar bears and getting a glacier high so that it moves even slowler and they all do too
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Zippy the Bummer posted:i'm bored as gently caress. i keep drinking beers and trying to go to sleep but i can't sleep. it sucks. i don't give poo poo about anything Masturbate.
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I mean, what the gently caress people, poster is asking for a glass of water and y'all can't give them that? Crank one out, buddy. Crank two if you nasty. Or do whatever it is ladies do, whatever. Get. After. It.
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Getting some pizza gonna drink beers and watch expanse as I nervously wait for one of these fukken jerks to hire me Like what if I can't afford beer soon? I don't wanna live in that world
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Man. Been doing automotive paint at work the last few days. Even wearing masks those were some strong fumes. Me and the boss started drinking beers and just gettin it done, pulled a late one and were trying to do when you should be doing sober. Didn't have too many fuckups. Got the day off to let it cook. Finished up for an easy friday and another round of huffing catalyst/emulsifier in a 90 degree shop pounding ice cold cCoors. Got home and just ripped my bowl resin/grinder keif mix and maaaaaaan. Gonna lay off the weed after this. Gotta focus for a couple months
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Eldercain posted:I often don't remember posting here drunk, only notice when next day rolls around Same. One of these days I'll remember to take pictures of the gross food I cook while drunk, maybe it will be tonight. Zippy the Bummer posted:i kind of want some arby's beef n cheddar sammos just to have the taste in my mouth, for lack of something to do. I want a crust punk song with this for a title
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I'M BACK DRUNK THREAD I have to canvass for Bernie tomorrow morning. This isn't gonna go well for me.
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Swingin' by to say 'heyyyyyyyyyyy'. Wait, how many y's in the bad one?
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Is there a difference between getting high then drunk vs getting drunk then high? makes u think
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Nuts and Gum posted:Is there a difference between getting high then drunk vs getting drunk then high? For me the former makes me a Juggernaut and the latter makes me puke
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Zippy the Bummer posted:The Pied Piper this show is obviously called the High Piper - its an airplane and weed joke
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Nuts and Gum posted:Is there a difference between getting high then drunk vs getting drunk then high? The former is cool the other is meeeeh.
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Zippy the Bummer posted:The Pied Piper This is quite good actually 
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I'm going to drink all day today. I just want to spend one Saturday not thinking about anything at all and today is that day. Every time I think about the real world I'll make myself take a drink All I'm drinking today is rum and cokes
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