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Iron Chef Ramen posted:Wouldn't you want the truck to just stay where it was? It's two different trucks! Somewhere in this world, on-time fire delivery is a real thing. Of coure, sometimes people get overenthusiastic about carrying fire and they load the wrong vehicle 
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Iron Chef Ramen posted:Wouldn't you want the truck to just stay where it was? Listen if the fire isn't there in 30 minutes, they make the driver pay for it
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Feb 23, 2020 03:38
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For some reason I want to say there's provisions in insurance for treating hay fires literally like Speed until you can get fire suppression right next to the truck because even though you're inducting more air into it, you're at least carrying the energy away from the expensive cab/engine/transmission. But that might be fanciful thinking.
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Kibayasu posted:I’ve seen this before and the cartoon stretching still seems very fake. thats cause its a big bottle rocket, right? the rocket action creates slower pressure at the beginning and bulges it before the boom
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Feb 23, 2020 03:44
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axolotl farmer posted:I set a scrap of paper on fire with the toaster when the pilot light on my stove had gone out and I didn't have any matches or lighters around. I fused multiple eyelashes together on a hangover morning. Pro tip: if you want to light a cigarette off a gas stove, light it before you lean in.
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goatsestretchgoals posted:I fused multiple eyelashes together on a hangover morning. Pro tip: if you want to light a cigarette off a gas stove, light it before you lean in. Well, that and lean in like you're eating a taco, not giving a blowjob. I always got a huge laugh at the kids that came to school with the tip-of-a-butterknife burn on their lip. Push down, don't pull up, when you hotknife, dumbass.
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Feb 23, 2020 04:18
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Mad Mike Hughes has finally crashed and died. Maybe.
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Feb 23, 2020 04:40
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Was this the flat earth guy?
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Feb 23, 2020 04:48
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LifeSunDeath posted:Was this the flat earth guy? He finally proved that at least one spot on the earth is truly flat.
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Feb 23, 2020 04:51
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It's the steam-powered rocket guy that got flat-earthers to fund his hobby, if that's the one you're thinking of.
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Feb 23, 2020 04:52
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Stanky Bean posted:He finally proved that at least one spot on the earth is truly flat. I think you will find it is actually concave.
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Platystemon posted:I think you will find it is actually concave. *david foster wallace-ly* actually, it's convex 
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Feb 23, 2020 04:54
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Stanky Bean posted:He finally proved that at least one spot on the earth is truly flat. It's more smoking crater than it is flat, thanks to him. Dude really Wile E. Coyote'd himself.
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Feb 23, 2020 04:58
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crosspostingHardon Crime posted:gotta admire his dedication to flatness
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Feb 23, 2020 04:59
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If he survived that, he's likely going to be broken for the rest of his life. But he's likely as flat as his theory of the geometry of the Earth.
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Feb 23, 2020 05:14
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No one can survive that, lol
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Feb 23, 2020 05:16
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Can't say I've seen a better analogy for the last three years of US politics. e: Considerate of him to go for the "automatic burial" option.
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Feb 23, 2020 05:21
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Everyone knows, it was Big Sphere that killed him, not a fuckin "rocket accident".
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Feb 23, 2020 05:31
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https://i.imgur.com/DtouUoB.mp4 Sound is required.
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Feb 23, 2020 05:32
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wesleywillis posted:Everyone knows, it was Big Sphere that killed him, not a fuckin "rocket accident". Technically yes, he was killed by a big sphere.
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Feb 23, 2020 05:33
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Dewgy posted:Technically yes, he was killed by a big sphere. I see what you're saying here, but I'm talking about the Sphere industry, not the earth itself. The whole global "the earth is round" industrial conspiracy is what killed him.
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Feb 23, 2020 05:39
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Killed by his balls. The Big Sphere was coming from inside the scrotum.
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Feb 23, 2020 07:52
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Dipshit Icarus.
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Feb 23, 2020 09:23
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rip, poo poo icarus
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Feb 23, 2020 09:26
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Dewgy posted:Technically yes, he was killed by a big sphere. Lithobraking is 100% effective.
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Feb 23, 2020 09:31
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He didn’t fly close enough to the Sun.
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Feb 23, 2020 09:35
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Hey, let's not be hasty here. He definitively proved the Splat Earth theory.
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Pickled Tink posted:Hey, let's not be hasty here. He definitively proved the Splat Earth theory. 
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Feb 23, 2020 13:02
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I love when news articles say poo poo like "He wouldn't have wanted to go out any other way." What, screaming in terror as your rocket suddenly arcs downwards with you clinging to it?
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Feb 23, 2020 13:56
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There are worse deaths
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Iron Chef Ramen posted:I love when news articles say poo poo like "He wouldn't have wanted to go out any other way." The article says he may have been ejected. The way they phrased it, he wasn't wearing a seat belt when his pickup rolled in a ditch.
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Feb 23, 2020 14:54
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I guess that Mad Mike's skeleton now has about 5,000 separate bones.
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Feb 23, 2020 15:07
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Gonna  this one:https://i.imgur.com/1GLaj8M.mp4 Please don’t light drinks on fire... 
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Cartoon Man posted:Gonna WTF! Flaming shots are dangerous as it is but your never suppose to add more fuel after its lit. loving hell.
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I have so many questions.... Why a rocket? Why a *steam powered* rocket? Why do you *personally* have to go up? Can’t you just send a camera? Balloons can get you over 100k feet which would easily show you the curvature of the earth and are way less dangerous! This guy is like a multilayered lasagna of stupid.
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Feb 23, 2020 18:37
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ewiley posted:This guy is like a multilayered lasagna of stupid. After that crash, he's a multilayered lasagna of person. 
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CaptainN posted:OSHA starts with an I! Also this is from pages ago, but I don’t think it got nearly enough love.
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ewiley posted:I have so many questions.... Because he's a daredevil. Proving the Earth is flat was secondary to doing dumb poo poo for attention.
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