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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Looks like the Coronavirus is *finally* hitting the stock market. Down 850 right now, hovering around -800 all morning.

Or, you know, it's Bernie. Either/or really!

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1231972713574653952?s=19

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


facialimpediment posted:

Looks like the Coronavirus is *finally* hitting the stock market. Down 850 right now, hovering around -800 all morning.

Or, you know, it's Bernie. Either/or really!

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1231972713574653952?s=19

what a loving hack

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

MA-Horus posted:

GUYS

Most recent episode of Lions led by Donkeys just dropped.

KEVIN PATRICK DAWES

We're going full Caro baby!

Vincent Van Goatse gets name checked lol

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

facialimpediment posted:

Looks like the Coronavirus is *finally* hitting the stock market. Down 850 right now, hovering around -800 all morning.

Or, you know, it's Bernie. Either/or really!

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1231972713574653952?s=19

It's the Bernievirus!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Edit: as expected, pretty much!

https://twitter.com/TasneemN/status/1231983375264735234?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Feb 24, 2020

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/1231983309267357696

Get hosed.

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

LingcodKilla posted:

what a loving hack

It's very likely both. Not because Bernie is bad for the economy per se, but because he scares investors and the capital class.

Reminder that the market != the economy

(Disclaimer: I'm going by the quote in the tweet as I'm not able to watch the clip, I don't know what other dumb poo poo he might have said)

Edit: Other factor to keep in mind is that the markets, for good or ill, seem to like Trump (probably due to his "loot everything gently caress the consequences" policies). Bernie winning could also cause a slump because the market believes Bernie is likely to kick Trump's rear end.

Jarmak fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Feb 24, 2020

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

A Bad Poster posted:

Vincent Van Goatse gets name checked lol

Oh hells yeah. I'm internet famous now.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Caro was determined to prove you wrong by doing something really dumb, and not dying.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Jarmak posted:

Edit: Other factor to keep in mind is that the markets, for good or ill, seem to like Trump (probably due to his "loot everything gently caress the consequences" policies). Bernie winning could also cause a slump because the market believes Bernie is likely to kick Trump's rear end.

The markets "Like" Trump because he's a rampant criminal who is destroying barriers to oligarchy and monopolies, and he's a gift to the 1%.

The markets are also schizophrenic and don't actually give a poo poo about continuity of the economy like you said, only how much short term gain they can make. It could all come crashing down and as long as they made short term gain, the "Markets" would love him as it all burns down around them.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Weinstein just got cuffed and he's being remanded until sentencing in March :toot:

Here's what he's apparently looking at, in terms of time:

https://twitter.com/ScottGreenfield/status/1231985476879384576?s=19

zharmad
Feb 9, 2010

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

What's lions led by donkeys

Quoting because google only shows this as the term used by Brit's for their officers in ww1 and I'm curious too.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


It's a a good military history podcast. Think the dollop but for military history.

https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/lions-led-by-donkeys-podcast

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Unconfirmed reports of a white dude trying to blow an IED/VBIED vicinity of Pentagon.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

bulletsponge13 posted:

Unconfirmed reports of a white dude trying to blow an IED/VBIED vicinity of Pentagon.

Probably just some Major coming back from lunch at Taco Bell.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

bulletsponge13 posted:

Unconfirmed reports of a white dude trying to blow an IED/VBIED vicinity of Pentagon.

Where are you seeing this?

dubzee
Oct 23, 2008



zharmad posted:

Quoting because google only shows this as the term used by Brit's for their officers in ww1 and I'm curious too.

Here's the new episode on Soundcloud:

https://soundcloud.com/user-798629330/episode-93-kevin-patrick-dawes

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Oh boy can't wait for another round of "terrorist bad un-person or misunderstood lone wolf with inscrutable motivations?"

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Where are you seeing this?

A couple military pages on FB. It's probably nothing, but according to (ugh) USAWTF dude got away and stole a landscaper uniform at Arlington.


E- apparently dude was arrested.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Here's a twit about it

https://twitter.com/Casey_D120/status/1232000439509536768?s=19

No major news sources yet.

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.


I was about to ask about this, FB has lots of "stuff" nothing that I trust yet.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Yeah, that's all it is on twitter, speculation and bullshit flying wild.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Yeah I got nothin', other than the down being down -1039 now. BUY BITCOIN

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Bitcoins are going down too. Buy gold!


Seriously, crypto poo poo was dropping this morning and metals were obviously rising.

E: don't listen to me for investments.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Feb 24, 2020

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





facialimpediment posted:

Yeah I got nothin', other than the down being down -1039 now. BUY BITCOIN

Cashing in my retirement as we speak

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3QRTToTLzI

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Vas you really need to quit eating at Taco Johns, it just causes problems.

Notahippie
Feb 4, 2003

Kids, it's not cool to have Shane MacGowan teeth

Milo and POTUS posted:

These people are afraid of poor people's lives being improved in any way. They're worse than republicans

Nah, I don't know Cooper but I know some of this crew. They're still traumatized from the Regan-Bush-Clinton-Bush eras and genuinely believe that America is at best a center-right country if not a hard right country. They're also completely terrified by Trump's dismantling of US institutions, and the combination of these two things is loving them up hard. They're absolutely convinced that Sanders will lead to a UK-style historic defeat of the left and the continued erosion of anything good that the government does. It's not a front - it's an actual pathological despair about the American public and a genuine belief that the only realistic possibility for the left is slowing the bleeding.

I think they're probably wrong? But they might be right. We'll find out one way or the other.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Slowing the bleeding isn't a plan. You still bleed out.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Ah surely the market going down will show Sanders supporters the error of their ways!

I have every confidence the Dem sky is falling centrist twits will do everything they can to try and ensure Dem defeat, but apparently my they're out to get Sanders viewpoint is delusional as there is clearly no evidence for that

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


The "I haven't seen meltdowns like this in 30 years" coming from DNC staffers when they lost in 2016 is some hilarious poo poo.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/MikeBloomberg/status/1231999095214084098

https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1232030971517657089

Both Pete and Mike hoping on this line of attack. It is especially hilarious with Mike "Xi Jinping is not a dictator" Bloomberg and Pete "McKinsey consultant" Buttigieg

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/MikeBloomberg/status/1231999095214084098

https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1232030971517657089

Both Pete and Mike hoping on this line of attack. It is especially hilarious with Mike "Xi Jinping is not a dictator" Bloomberg and Pete "McKinsey consultant" Buttigieg

Mayo Pete can't love a dictator until he can sell him a 60 month consultant contract.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

so if i was in congress and someone tried to bribe me with like a million dollars, what's to stop me from agreeing to it, receiving the money, and then telling them to gently caress off?

i'd report the million to the IRS.

tell me how bribery works.

for a school project.

hypnophant
Oct 19, 2012
That's not how it works, they give the million dollars to your campaign/PAC/other legally distinct entity. If you take their money and don't do their bidding, they give the next million to your opponent.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
So using my basic knowledge of the game theory, if every politician did that it would have the same results that we have now except the money would be going from the rich to other people instead.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Yeah the bribee would get the maximum-allowable amount to their campaign (which can be used for drat near whatever, food and etc), a chunk to a connected PAC, then the gigantic chunk to an affiliated SuperPAC. Bribee can't touch the PAC/SuperPAC stuff (in theory), but said PACs still work on getting the bribee elected/reelected. Once the money is donated from briber to bribee, there's not much recourse for the briber, other than potential ratfucking down the line. Maybe some blackmail too, if both bribee and briber both knew that the rules were being broken or the money was dirty.

Double-check on the connected PAC stuff, that poo poo gets confusing in a hurry. Focus in on the dollar values allowed for each. I'm almost positive SuperPACs don't have dollar figure maximums attached.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
The thing that cracks me up about a lot (but not all) of the political scandals is that there's a shockingly low amount of money involved.

A few hundred thousand, at most, to buy a member of the house. That's an insane bargain.

edit: A building inspector in my home town went to jail because he took almost 300k in bribes from the mafia. That's a man that has some respect for the craft.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

facialimpediment posted:

Double-check on the connected PAC stuff, that poo poo gets confusing in a hurry. Focus in on the dollar values allowed for each. I'm almost positive SuperPACs don't have dollar figure maximums attached.

I thought SuperPACs were some weird endrun around the rules because they are actually n+1 normal PACs, where n is the number needed to be allowed to take however much they are taking. I remember the term "PAC of PACs" used to describe them.

Basically, you donate to SuperPAC, and it in turns splits your donations up so each PAC is taking the legally allowable amount or some poo poo like that?

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Vasudus
May 30, 2003
That's called bundling. It's a different, though similar issue.

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