Schadenfreude: pro-click zone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abe1W1gGXy0

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Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

so what you're saying is that we all need to pack on mass just in case - just in case! - we happen to be stranded floating in space through some series of comical mishaps

# ? Feb 25, 2020 13:35

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 11:26

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

As a near-spherical human who occasionally gets naked, thanks for the warning

Usually when people end up in the ER from hanging around a vacuum while naked, it�s not because they got hypothermic.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 13:38

Olympic Mathlete: Feb 25, 2011

Teach posted:

There's a Love, Death & Robots episode where

A few posts up ^ :v:

Beer_Suitcase posted:

If you are outside, couldn't you take off a glove and let your hand/arm freeze, snap it off then huck that to get moving?

# ? Feb 25, 2020 13:39

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Mozi posted:

so what you're saying is that we all need to pack on mass just in case - just in case! - we happen to be stranded floating in space through some series of comical mishaps

That, or wear a tinfoil suit.

That would keep you warm indefinitely, and unlike fat, it�ll also keep you from roasting in sunlight.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 13:41

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

I think a foil suit would literally roast you after a while. Like aluminum foil on a pork loin.

That heat has gotta go somewhere, and if you rotate in space, you are basically a giant slow cooking rotisserie at that point.

The good news is if you are naked in a vacuum, you basically don't have to worry about the hypothermia or freezing because you'll be dead inside of ~2 mins due to suffocation or massive embolisms when your lungs blow up because you held your breath.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 14:54

BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I think a foil suit would literally roast you after a while. Like aluminum foil on a pork loin.

That heat has gotta go somewhere, and if you rotate in space, you are basically a giant slow cooking rotisserie at that point.

The good news is if you are naked in a vacuum, you basically don't have to worry about the hypothermia or freezing because you'll be dead inside of ~2 mins due to suffocation or massive embolisms when your lungs blow up because you held your breath.

No one should be allowed to go into space without first watching the osha safety video Event Horizon. Breathe out when exiting the airlock with no suit and maybe close your eyes why not.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 15:05

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

also scream a lot and do somersaults

# ? Feb 25, 2020 15:11

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I think a foil suit would literally roast you after a while. Like aluminum foil on a pork loin.

Are you in sunlight or shadow? What's the irradiance where you are?

# ? Feb 25, 2020 15:18

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Feb 25, 2020 15:21

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Lodin posted:

/Tony Hawks Pro Skater font

-50/50- Grind!

# ? Feb 25, 2020 15:58

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

maybe close your eyes why not.

But you won't need them where we're going :confused:

# ? Feb 25, 2020 16:06

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://giant.gfycat.com/EverlastingFlawedGnu.mp4

# ? Feb 25, 2020 18:03

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

That guy trying to save the customer from that lady.

Also if you turned on a flashlight in space would you get pushed backwards because if so I have a plan.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 18:30

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Push El Burrito posted:

That guy trying to save the customer from that lady.

Also if you turned on a flashlight in space would you get pushed backwards because if so I have a plan.

Yes, but only a tiny, tiny amount.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 18:38

TopHatGenius: Oct 3, 2008; something feels
different; Hot Rope Guy

Push El Burrito posted:

That guy trying to save the customer from that lady.

Also if you turned on a flashlight in space would you get pushed backwards because if so I have a plan.

I read this as fleshlight at first and was worried about said plan.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 18:40

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Randaconda posted:

https://giant.gfycat.com/EverlastingFlawedGnu.mp4

What was the guy hoping to accomplish here?

# ? Feb 25, 2020 18:41

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Push El Burrito posted:

That guy trying to save the customer from that lady.

To me he clearly seems to be grabbing for the guy's hands to make him let go.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 18:42

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

Push El Burrito posted:

Also if you turned on a flashlight in space would you get pushed backwards because if so I have a plan.

Just throw the flashlight?

# ? Feb 25, 2020 18:44

BlankSystemDaemon: Mar 13, 2009

Push El Burrito posted:

That guy trying to save the customer from that lady.

Also if you turned on a flashlight in space would you get pushed backwards because if so I have a plan.

But what would you see if you surround yourself by a sphere that's coated with a mirrored surface on the inside and turn on a flashlight?

Jerry Cotton posted:

What was the guy hoping to accomplish here?

Threaten someone with his apparent advantage of size, only to find out that you don't look very threatening when you're also very punchable in the face.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 18:45

Shut up Meg: Jan 8, 2019; You're safe here.

Chomp8645 posted:

To me he clearly seems to be grabbing for the guy's hands to make him let go.

Take a look at her left hand.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 18:54

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Shut up Meg posted:

Take a look at her left hand.

Ok yeah, there is a lot of grabbing all around!

# ? Feb 25, 2020 18:57

Klyith: Aug 3, 2007; GBS Pledge Week

Actual EVA spacesuits have both thermal underwear and water cooling, because space is hot and cold at the same time!

# ? Feb 25, 2020 18:57

OhAreThey: Oct 12, 2012; I like your nurse's uniform, guy.

Push El Burrito posted:

That guy trying to save the customer from that lady.

He should have gone around the counter and started beating the guy on the back.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 18:58

EvenWorseOpinions: Jun 10, 2017

Won't being in strong vacuum cause you to lose heat because of water being turned to vapor and being pulled out of your body? I don't really know how the energy transfer works out there

Lodin posted:

False advertising

# ? Feb 25, 2020 18:59

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Fun fact: the first space suits were sewn by the Playtex company, makers of bras.

Space suits include 9 or more layers of fabric that need to be hand sewn with no mistakes (you can't rip out a seam and start over, you've trashed the fabric). It's very difficult to do this, and the lingerie segment of the garment industry had the most talented workers.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 19:04

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Last time I looked it up, apparently human skin copes pretty well in vacuum. You'll want to plug or cover the significant holes, but the rest is fine for short exposures. Longer with some spandex providing pressure on joints.

# ? Feb 25, 2020 19:06