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I say I am going to lay off weed but agter two days without and I just kinda drive an hour and a half in the snow across the state line to drop another $100. gently caress it man
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Just think of your liver! Oh wait it's weed nothing's gonna happen except your musical tastes may deteriorate further.
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Feb 25, 2020 17:45
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I have reached that point in the day that my brain is like "gently caress it, I out". So, I have been kicking it into gear via Jameson and IPA.
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Feb 25, 2020 20:55
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my brain reached that point a few years ago
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Feb 25, 2020 21:22
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Yours doesn't give you a few hours in the morning?
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Feb 25, 2020 22:06
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I'm giving up weed for lent so I'll probably be making regular appearances itt drunk as gently caress because I am a hopeless addict it doesn't even matter what it is I wish it was sex, but then again maybe being addicted to sex isnt as fun as it sounds
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Feb 26, 2020 00:40
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Dick Bastardly posted:I'm giving up weed for lent so I'll probably be making regular appearances itt drunk as gently caress because I am a hopeless addict it doesn't even matter what it is I wish it was sex, but then again maybe being addicted to sex isnt as fun as it sounds It is Sorry
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Feb 26, 2020 00:44
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Is there a difference between a BAC and a BAL?
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Feb 26, 2020 01:06
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BAL is a hideous evil demon that demands the blood sacrifice of children BAC just gets you arrested
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Feb 26, 2020 01:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y21VecIIdBI
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Feb 26, 2020 01:45
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So wait, what is BAL? My BAC is 0.29 My lil unit is PISSED off with that rating
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Feb 26, 2020 02:58
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Interesting, I could have sworn at one point I liked Sonic Youth; this cover makes me doubt that. Edit: I'm no longer in my angsty youth
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Feb 26, 2020 03:03
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I'm drunk as hell and hello
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Feb 26, 2020 03:17
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drunk mutt posted:Interesting, I could have sworn at one point I liked Sonic Youth; this cover makes me doubt that. Neither are they. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGi3AvfFfuA
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Feb 26, 2020 03:58
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gently caress it imma down the rest of this one and go to bed. i'm so drat bored
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Feb 26, 2020 05:40
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#6 shot of kraken at the moment my pretties.. Playing far cry primal. Being a caveman (my ol' high school mascot btw) and killing the poo poo of Neanderthals and blue men.
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Feb 26, 2020 05:44
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#7 shot of Kraken and I feel kinda funny. Should I continue or start the prep for beddy time?
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Feb 26, 2020 06:30
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I went to three different bars last night and am concerned I'm still drunk. Howdy
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Feb 26, 2020 14:04
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hello fellow stilldrunk
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Feb 26, 2020 14:48
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How's the drunk life treating us today
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Feb 26, 2020 18:43
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# 14. i have ten more or so but i'm gonna nap then go get more before the stores close
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Feb 26, 2020 20:28
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Does anyone else get weird sex dreams from drinking rum?
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Feb 26, 2020 20:53
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I'm so tired because I work 70 hours a week, smoked one bowl and it feels like my ears are flying off. Also I'm watching TNG in Spanish and it's way better.
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Feb 26, 2020 21:03
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i never get sex dreams because my brain is boring
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Feb 26, 2020 21:05
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i made pork chops and spaghetti squash when i got home drunk last night, and then had a weird sex dream after a pretty good night
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Feb 26, 2020 22:30
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the penitent man shall pass penitent
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Zippy the Bummer posted:the penitent man shall pass the piss drunk man shall pass out
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Feb 27, 2020 01:19
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Strawberries, cherries and an angel's kiss in spring, my summer wine is really made from all these things.
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retrieved my 15 pack of natty and six pack of ale from the roof, covered with snow. can't decide whether to go to bed or not. what do you get a Flat Earther for a Christmas ornament?
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Feb 27, 2020 04:19
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Maybe like a map?
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Feb 27, 2020 04:35
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a no-globe! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
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Feb 27, 2020 04:38
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A maps like a flat globe, a perfect gift
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Feb 27, 2020 04:42
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Elentor posted:Alcohol is making braces a lot more bearable hahahha it's amazing how the pain goes away. Edgar posted:Does anyone else get weird sex dreams from drinking rum? I'm always waking up hormey when i'm hung over 
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Feb 27, 2020 06:39
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Nuts and Gum posted:Regular wire type or the invisilignż stuff? Regular, gotta rock the new look.
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Feb 27, 2020 06:52
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ok, i have a bagel but no cream cheese, i have some ravioli but no sauce so its bland as gently caress, somw chicken breasts and tilapia fillets that i would have to thaw out before cooking, some deviled ham which sucks and tastes like salted grease, and a variety of canned or frozen vegetables. and some naan bread. i really want some fast food right now but i cant get any. what the gently caress do i eat
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Feb 27, 2020 07:47
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Spice some tilapia pan fry it to get around thaw time and put it in a bagel like an open faced sandwich
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Feb 27, 2020 08:06
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Eldercain posted:Spice some tilapia pan fry it to get around thaw time and put it in a bagel like an open faced sandwich ive tried that before and its terrible but thank you for trying to be helpful 
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Feb 27, 2020 08:15
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im punching myself in the balls right now for not having a suuply of caned soup or ramen or spagettioes why am i so loving stupid i never think of these things
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Feb 27, 2020 08:17
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Sorry I'm more of a cook early leftovers later guy. I did make some pork patties with cheese and some Mac and cheese. Perfect drunk food Might eat some canned pears later
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i do have some canned pears and canned mandarin oranges that i was saving for a fruint salad... Tiny's Fruit Salad make a few cups of custard in a double boiler toss a couple cans of pears, oranges, maraschio cherries or however the gently caress to speel that, and diced pineapple into a big bowl throw a poo poo ton of whip cream in that bowl too toss that custard in therere and slowly stir fridge thate poo poo for a few hours recipe named after mt great grandma whose nickname was Tiny for some reason, she died from burns when she accidentall set herself on fire and triend to put it out by getting in the shower. it put the fire out but she died anyway true story. anyway its a drat good fruit salad edit oh gently caress you add marshmallows too forgot that part
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