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Animated Nerd posted:I take it you haven't heard the unicorns hit single? God has forsaken us.
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Humphreys posted:loving hell, thats my neighbours chicken. It got attacked by a dog apparently and it prolapses. He pushes it back in when cleaning the wounds A while back I decided to go to my local pizzeria for lunch because it's usually quiet as gently caress and my office is loud. I order my pizza and sit down facing the tv which is showing some tv programme about some veterinary out in the US of the America countryside. I keep watching as my pizza arrives and I keep eating, and the vet on hte TV is going to some farm to check on some pig. The pig has a prolapsed anus and the vet just kinda shunts in a pipe or something so it can poo poo and I'm just like "This is kinda gross" while I'm eating. Then the vet gets a new patient, a cow with a prolapsed anus. The intestine is way loving out there, like the cow is almost getting it's hind legs caught in it. By this time one of the pizzeria employees is sitting down to start eating his lunch and is loving scrambling to find the TV remote. Anyway, I'll have a bigmac and a coke, thank you.
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# ? Feb 25, 2020 15:58 |
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Humphreys posted:loving hell, thats my neighbours chicken. It got attacked by a dog apparently and it prolapses. He pushes it back in when cleaning the wounds A dog.....riiiiight.
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organburner posted:A while back I decided to go to my local pizzeria for lunch because it's usually quiet as gently caress and my office is loud. This is why every single god damned business with a TV leaves it on HGTV: every single show on that channel is completely bland, 'safe' and inoffensive white-noise trash.
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Dick Burglar posted:This is why every single god damned business with a TV leaves it on HGTV: every single show on that channel is completely bland, 'safe' and inoffensive white-noise trash. I always put the city-facing TV on Cartoon Network during my shift.
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# ? Feb 25, 2020 22:56 |
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When I had a side gig at an IV therapy place I always had the tv on A&E because for some reason, the first 48 was on all day when I was working. The more gruesome the episode the better
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 06:29 |
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LingcodKilla posted:A dog.....riiiiight. Oh god dammit it, you just made that worse in my head.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 08:28 |
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Humphreys posted:Oh god dammit it, you just made that worse in my head. That's what I'm here for.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 13:09 |
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Dick Burglar posted:This is why every single god damned business with a TV leaves it on HGTV: every single show on that channel is completely bland, 'safe' and inoffensive white-noise trash. Prior to Trump taking office, it was 90% Fox News, everywhere, I'll take HGTV over that any day.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 13:55 |
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You think Fox News is bad, there was a stretch in 2015 where all of the TVs at my marine corps chowhall were Russia Today for some reason.
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 14:30 |
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Internet Wizard posted:You think Fox News is bad, there was a stretch in 2015 where all of the TVs at my marine corps chowhall were Russia Today for some reason. The best thing about RT is/was multiple anchors quitting on air. "gently caress it, I'm out."
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 20:03 |
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that's clucked up man
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 21:32 |
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 22:24 |
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318 feet away
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# ? Feb 26, 2020 23:46 |
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LingcodKilla posted:318 feet away
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 00:15 |
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LingcodKilla posted:318 feet away and closing
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 00:21 |
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Is that Johnny Bravo?
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 00:27 |
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T-man posted:and closing "I... I don't see you..." "Look up."
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 00:49 |
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Brawnfire posted:"I... I don't see you..." "Daaaaaaad knock it off."
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Inceltown posted:Is that Johnny Bravo? Johnny Bravo is definitely a bottom.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 00:56 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Johnny Bravo is definitely a power bottom. ftfy
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 05:55 |
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Inceltown posted:Is that Johnny Bravo? It looks like the intro to Diablo or some other 1990s game. Looks insanely familiar.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 05:57 |
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Johnny Bravo is certainly an Otter.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 07:54 |
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gently caress I'm wracking my brain and can't remember what this is from. Anyone else remember some 90s CGI FMV cutscene this could be from?
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 10:32 |
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T-man posted:and closing It can't be, man, that's inside the room!
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 15:35 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:gently caress I'm wracking my brain and can't remember what this is from. Anyone else remember some 90s CGI FMV cutscene this could be from? Lawnmower Man?
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 13:57 |
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 16:07 |
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What’s it all mean?
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 18:52 |
Someone who isn't me needs to call that number.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 19:10 |
What the hell is a burch? A bus church? To Trump?
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 19:11 |
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Is Burch his name and he's proposing himself to replace Pence as Trump's running mate?
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 19:48 |
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it's a postmodern critique of hyper connected parasocial relationships using the medium of car. If you ever struggle to understand art, get high. the unicorn represents gay for trump.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 21:09 |
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LingcodKilla posted:What’s it all mean? Trump Burch
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 00:14 |
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T-man posted:If you ever struggle to understand art, get high.
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 01:41 |
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can we have this woman beheaded already it will not harm her in any way i assure you
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 01:51 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:can we have this woman beheaded already Speaking from your own experience, I take it.
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 01:55 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:can we have this woman beheaded already You fool, this is how you get two Grimes.
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 01:55 |
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this is the best argument for antinatalism in years, aside from literally everything else happening.
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 01:57 |
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That number is a Volusia County Florida area code, so it's probably Daytona Beach lol
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