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DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Animated Nerd posted:

I take it you haven't heard the unicorns hit single?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gepKJ1F_9xE

God has forsaken us.

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organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

Humphreys posted:

loving hell, thats my neighbours chicken. It got attacked by a dog apparently and it prolapses. He pushes it back in when cleaning the wounds

A while back I decided to go to my local pizzeria for lunch because it's usually quiet as gently caress and my office is loud.
I order my pizza and sit down facing the tv which is showing some tv programme about some veterinary out in the US of the America countryside. I keep watching as my pizza arrives and I keep eating, and the vet on hte TV is going to some farm to check on some pig.
The pig has a prolapsed anus and the vet just kinda shunts in a pipe or something so it can poo poo and I'm just like "This is kinda gross" while I'm eating.
Then the vet gets a new patient, a cow with a prolapsed anus. The intestine is way loving out there, like the cow is almost getting it's hind legs caught in it. By this time one of the pizzeria employees is sitting down to start eating his lunch and is loving scrambling to find the TV remote.

Anyway, I'll have a bigmac and a coke, thank you.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Humphreys posted:

loving hell, thats my neighbours chicken. It got attacked by a dog apparently and it prolapses. He pushes it back in when cleaning the wounds

A dog.....riiiiight.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

organburner posted:

A while back I decided to go to my local pizzeria for lunch because it's usually quiet as gently caress and my office is loud.
I order my pizza and sit down facing the tv which is showing some tv programme about some veterinary out in the US of the America countryside. I keep watching as my pizza arrives and I keep eating, and the vet on hte TV is going to some farm to check on some pig.
The pig has a prolapsed anus and the vet just kinda shunts in a pipe or something so it can poo poo and I'm just like "This is kinda gross" while I'm eating.
Then the vet gets a new patient, a cow with a prolapsed anus. The intestine is way loving out there, like the cow is almost getting it's hind legs caught in it. By this time one of the pizzeria employees is sitting down to start eating his lunch and is loving scrambling to find the TV remote.

Anyway, I'll have a bigmac and a coke, thank you.

This is why every single god damned business with a TV leaves it on HGTV: every single show on that channel is completely bland, 'safe' and inoffensive white-noise trash.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Dick Burglar posted:

This is why every single god damned business with a TV leaves it on HGTV: every single show on that channel is completely bland, 'safe' and inoffensive white-noise trash.

I always put the city-facing TV on Cartoon Network during my shift. :getin:

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
When I had a side gig at an IV therapy place I always had the tv on A&E because for some reason, the first 48 was on all day when I was working.

The more gruesome the episode the better :getin:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


LingcodKilla posted:

A dog.....riiiiight.

Oh god dammit it, you just made that worse in my head.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Humphreys posted:

Oh god dammit it, you just made that worse in my head.

That's what I'm here for.

:yeeclaw:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Dick Burglar posted:

This is why every single god damned business with a TV leaves it on HGTV: every single show on that channel is completely bland, 'safe' and inoffensive white-noise trash.

Prior to Trump taking office, it was 90% Fox News, everywhere, I'll take HGTV over that any day.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

You think Fox News is bad, there was a stretch in 2015 where all of the TVs at my marine corps chowhall were Russia Today for some reason.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Internet Wizard posted:

You think Fox News is bad, there was a stretch in 2015 where all of the TVs at my marine corps chowhall were Russia Today for some reason.

The best thing about RT is/was multiple anchors quitting on air. "gently caress it, I'm out."

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


that's clucked up man

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014








Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


318 feet away

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

LingcodKilla posted:

318 feet away

:stare:

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

LingcodKilla posted:

318 feet away

and closing

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Is that Johnny Bravo?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

T-man posted:

and closing

"I... I don't see you..."

"Look up."

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Brawnfire posted:

"I... I don't see you..."

"Look up."

"Daaaaaaad knock it off."

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Inceltown posted:

Is that Johnny Bravo?

Johnny Bravo is definitely a bottom.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

chitoryu12 posted:

Johnny Bravo is definitely a power bottom.

ftfy

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Inceltown posted:

Is that Johnny Bravo?

It looks like the intro to Diablo or some other 1990s game. Looks insanely familiar.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Johnny Bravo is certainly an Otter.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


gently caress I'm wracking my brain and can't remember what this is from. Anyone else remember some 90s CGI FMV cutscene this could be from?

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

T-man posted:

and closing

It can't be, man, that's inside the room!

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

gently caress I'm wracking my brain and can't remember what this is from. Anyone else remember some 90s CGI FMV cutscene this could be from?

Lawnmower Man?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


What’s it all mean?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Someone who isn't me needs to call that number.

Grei Skuring
Sep 12, 2011

:norway::thumbsup:
What the hell is a burch? A bus church? To Trump?

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Is Burch his name and he's proposing himself to replace Pence as Trump's running mate?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

it's a postmodern critique of hyper connected parasocial relationships using the medium of car. If you ever struggle to understand art, get high.

the unicorn represents gay for trump.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

LingcodKilla posted:

What’s it all mean?

Trump Burch

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

T-man posted:

If you ever struggle to understand art, get high.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014



Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

can we have this woman beheaded already

it will not harm her in any way i assure you

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Screaming Idiot posted:

can we have this woman beheaded already

it will not harm her in any way i assure you

Speaking from your own experience, I take it.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Screaming Idiot posted:

can we have this woman beheaded already

it will not harm her in any way i assure you

You fool, this is how you get two Grimes.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

this is the best argument for antinatalism in years, aside from literally everything else happening.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

That number is a Volusia County Florida area code, so it's probably Daytona Beach lol

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