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Feb 25, 2020 22:35
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I'm just bummed that they apparently cut the music numbers for live action Mulan. I just wanted my wirefu alt history musical. 
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Feb 25, 2020 22:56
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Lemony posted:I'm just bummed that they apparently cut the music numbers for live action Mulan. I just wanted my wirefu alt history musical. Maybe it's part of a secret plan to excise all of their good songs out of their movies, likely so they don't have to pay performers and songwriters (because with Disney it's always about not paying talented people if at all possible). I think Aladdin's the only one so far that actually kept all their crowd-pleasers, and I don't want a Mulan without I'll Make A Man Out Of You. I'm morbidly curious what they'll do to The Little Mermaid. It's largely probably the movie in their canon that begs for the fewest changes, it's already both perfect for their audience and dodging most criticisms, both valid and not, you could throw at it. Which means you don't have to remake it, but they're still doing it, and there's like twelve possible ways each that they could either gently caress up or validate the whole thing.
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Feb 26, 2020 02:59
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Cleretic posted:Maybe it's part of a secret plan to excise all of their good songs out of their movies, likely so they don't have to pay performers and songwriters (because with Disney it's always about not paying talented people if at all possible). I think Aladdin's the only one so far that actually kept all their crowd-pleasers, and I don't want a Mulan without I'll Make A Man Out Of You. Beauty and the Beast had them all didn't it?
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Feb 26, 2020 05:02
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The Little Mermaid is kinda weird, cause on one hand you have Ariel and she can understand all the critters, but then you have Eric?, and he can't, so that whole "Kiss the girl" song is basically him in a boat with a lot of animals going loving bonkers.
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Feb 26, 2020 07:41
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Any given day you walk outside, every bird you hear is either going "HEY NICE CLAWS LET'S gently caress" or, at best, "PISS OFF THIS IS MY BRANCH" so it's not that far off
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Feb 26, 2020 07:49
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:The Little Mermaid is kinda weird, cause on one hand you have Ariel and she can understand all the critters, but then you have Eric?, and he can't, so that whole "Kiss the girl" song is basically him in a boat with a lot of animals going loving bonkers. 
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Feb 26, 2020 09:26
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:The Little Mermaid is kinda weird, cause on one hand you have Ariel and she can understand all the critters, but then you have Eric?, and he can't, so that whole "Kiss the girl" song is basically him in a boat with a lot of animals going loving bonkers. We the audience have the benefit of having our universal translator up & running for the duration of the movie. So the top part of Ariel is human & has tits, which implies she produces milk, but her lower half is fish, which implies she lays eggs. Does this make mermaids platypuses?
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Feb 26, 2020 09:45
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Android Apocalypse posted:So the top part of Ariel is human & has tits, which implies she produces milk, but her lower half is fish, which implies she lays eggs. Does this make mermaids platypuses? Other way around, platypuses are a type of mermaid.
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Feb 26, 2020 10:33
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Len posted:Beauty and the Beast had them all didn't it? I think it did, but I also don't really remember any more than like, three songs from Beauty and the Beast in the first place, and one's just because I have a friend that sung one for karaoke once.
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Feb 26, 2020 14:08
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Eh! Frank posted:Other way around, platypuses are a type of mermaid. See also: unicorns and rhinos
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Feb 26, 2020 14:40
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The main theme for Beauty and the Beast is loving terrible because you can just sing "Beauty and the Beast" for literally every line in the entire goddamn song.
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Feb 26, 2020 15:20
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Android Apocalypse posted:We the audience have the benefit of having our universal translator up & running for the duration of the movie. Mermaid tails go up and down like a cetacean, so they are likely mammals.
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Feb 26, 2020 15:27
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Well if you're going in that direction, all historical accounts of mermaids are just lonely sailors seeing different marine mammals and thinking about it for a second https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPxXRCkHkbo "what else that mouth do"
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Feb 26, 2020 15:48
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Just a pent up sailor staring out into the ocean and commenting to the first mate "My god, I'm so bored I'd gently caress... THAT THING! *points to a whale passing by"*
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Feb 26, 2020 16:54
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When I was younger the factoid was that sailor mistook sea animals for mermaids and what not cause of optical illusions. Later you find out that no the sailor were seeing normal sea animals and also really horny.
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Feb 26, 2020 17:26
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"Jenkins. Bring me a knotted rope with a hole in it and some lard from the galley. Poppa's just seen a hot piece of wrasse."
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Feb 26, 2020 17:28
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Apropos of nothing, watch The Lighthouse.
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Feb 26, 2020 18:27
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Pope Corky the IX posted:The main theme for Beauty and the Beast is loving terrible because you can just sing "Beauty and the Beast" for literally every line in the entire goddamn song. 🎵 Beauty and the Beast 🎵 🎵 Beauty and the Beast 🎵 🎵 Beauty and the Beast 🎵 🎵 Beauty and the Beast 🎵 🎵 Beau-ty and the Beeeaaast 🎵 welp
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Feb 26, 2020 19:23
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Flint_Paper posted:"Jenkins. Bring me a knotted rope with a hole in it and some lard from the galley. Poppa's just seen a hot piece of wrasse." I'm a fan of fish puns. This earns 1st plaice.
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Feb 26, 2020 23:00
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Henchman of Santa posted:Apropos of nothing, watch The Lighthouse. It’s this.
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Feb 26, 2020 23:11
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Android Apocalypse posted:We the audience have the benefit of having our universal translator up & running for the duration of the movie.
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Feb 27, 2020 00:56
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:She's also the only Disney princess who can make her own caviar and custard.
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Feb 27, 2020 01:01
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if u ate a mermaid would that be considered cannibalism? what if you only ate the top half and then stopped. what if you only ate the bottom half
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Feb 27, 2020 04:30
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Babe Magnet posted:if u ate a mermaid would that be considered cannibalism? what if you only ate the top half and then stopped. what if you only ate the bottom half If you eat an entire mermaid you're getting a full surf & turf meal in one sitting.
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Feb 27, 2020 04:33
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Depends on the type of mermaid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvUAYhDxbF4&t=16s
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Feb 27, 2020 04:38
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Ursula is Ariel’s aunt, yet she’s a whole different fish on the bottom.
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Feb 27, 2020 04:39
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BioEnchanted posted:Just a pent up sailor staring out into the ocean and commenting to the first mate "My god, I'm so bored I'd gently caress... THAT THING! *points to a whale passing by"* Calm down, Melville.
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Feb 27, 2020 04:42
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Krispy Wafer posted:Ursula is Ariel’s aunt, yet she’s a whole different fish on the bottom. Ursula is a cecaelia, not a mermaid, and is not Ariel's aunt canonically. 
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Feb 27, 2020 05:01
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Krispy Wafer posted:Ursula is Ariel’s aunt, yet she’s a whole different fish on the bottom. Mollusk.
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Feb 27, 2020 05:55
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Feb 27, 2020 06:42
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Babe Magnet posted:if u ate a mermaid would that be considered cannibalism? what if you only ate the top half and then stopped. what if you only ate the bottom half Is there like a gradient between the thick muscle fibre of the mammal, and the flaky sheets of tissue on the fish end? Or just a hard boundary?
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Feb 27, 2020 07:31
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Amoeba102 posted:Calm down, Melville. Uh, excuse me, it's pretty drat obvious Melville had the hots for Queequeg.
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Feb 27, 2020 11:20
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Android Apocalypse posted:We the audience have the benefit of having our universal translator up & running for the duration of the movie. Platypuses don't have tits, they secrete milk through pores in their skin and the younglings lap it up. Every time I think I have a handle on how weird platypuses are, they're still weirder.
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Feb 27, 2020 11:45
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Samovar posted:Uh, excuse me, it's pretty drat obvious Melville had the hots for Queequeg. Clearly both.
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Feb 27, 2020 23:24
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If disney didn't want people thinking about Ariel's tits they wouldn't have given her a clamshell bikini.
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Feb 28, 2020 00:43
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Babe Magnet posted:if u ate a mermaid would that be considered cannibalism? what if you only ate the top half and then stopped. what if you only ate the bottom half Eating a mermaid will make you immortal, and then you are above all the humans and can eat whoever you want.
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Feb 28, 2020 00:50
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marshmallow creep posted:Eating a mermaid will make you immortal, and then you are above all the humans and can eat whoever you want. But are you a cannibal until you swallow the first bite?
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Feb 28, 2020 01:35
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marshmallow creep posted:Eating a mermaid will make you immortal, and then you are above all the humans and can eat whoever you want. I got this reference.
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Feb 28, 2020 20:56
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marshmallow creep posted:Eating a mermaid will make you immortal, and then you are above all the humans and can eat whoever you want. Doesn't that run a high chance of you dying horribly though? I blame the mercury myself.
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