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RBA Starblade posted:How hasn't there been a Hitman level on a cruise liner yet One of the levels in Blood Money takes place on a riverboat in the Mississippi River so it's almost close
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 22:29 |
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Hitman: Blood Money had a level set on a river cruise.Ghost Leviathan posted:And point, though depends; maybe they already had a Harrier mould sitting around from a previous toyline. (They also do that a lot) It's an original mold though, but I haven't seen the box yet so I don't know if they officially licensed it. The MSJ fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Feb 28, 2020 |
# ? Feb 27, 2020 22:31 |
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A cruise ship is gigantic. At best a Hitman level would be a couple decks.
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# ? Feb 27, 2020 23:48 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:Fun fact a true crime author/researcher told me once. The best place to get away with murder is a cruise ship. Safe money is on the officers.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 00:19 |
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Come aboard The Implication cruiseliner
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 00:32 |
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Some hitman 2 levels are gigantic, they could pull it off. Have it be a double header hitman/detective blanc were you retroactively figure out your own crime.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 01:09 |
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The Mississippi river mission in Blood Money was fun because faking an "accidental" death was really trivial. Just push someone over the railing into the river, if they aren't close to a railing knock 'em out and then throw their unconscious body into the river. The next level was a redneck wedding in a old plantation house where literally every single NPC is carrying a gun and no one is alerted or even bothered by you shooting right in front of them as long as you don't hit anybody. All of Blood Money is basically a bunch of Danes' vision of what America.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 01:28 |
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:Safe money is on the officers. There's so much booze being handed out that it's really easy for someone to get too drunk and fall off the boat. That's why you can get away with murder, you just say they went out on a bender and never came back to their cabin. Also, cruise ships are filthy loving places that some blood will probably be overlooked.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 06:45 |
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Young Freud posted:There's so much booze being handed out that it's really easy for someone to get too drunk and fall off the boat. That's why you can get away with murder, you just say they went out on a bender and never came back to their cabin. If you want a full list of why cruise ships are terrible, including why they're the best place for committing crimes, just watch this episode of Patriot Act. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nCT8h8gO1g
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 07:34 |
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All this discussion about Hitman and none on that Hitman movie
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 14:39 |
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Hitman movies make the same mistake as the games in failing to realise Agent 47 isn't an action hero or interesting character, the key point of interest is his work.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 14:58 |
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The second Hitman movie got it right by making 47 an unstoppable Terminator during the first act. Shame about everything that came after those first 20 minutes.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 15:07 |
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A proper Hitman movie would show him spending like 30 minutes meticulously setting up a Rube Goldberg assassination, and then when the bad guy turns left instead or right or whatever, 47 just goes apeshit and murders like 50 people to get to the target.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 15:16 |
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Basebf555 posted:A proper Hitman movie would show him spending like 30 minutes meticulously setting up a Rube Goldberg assassination, and then when the bad guy turns left instead or right or whatever, 47 just goes apeshit and murders like 50 people to get to the target. Lol that would be pretty good. A movie like a heist set up with meticulous planning and as if everyone has their poo poo together and under control and are cool and calm but during the actual heist right away the smallest thing goes differently like a guard drops his keys throwing the entire Timing and sequence off and then it turns into a Benny Hill type comedy of bumbling violence and messy sloppy panicked slapstick BS to conclusion.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 15:40 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dNXPwB7lsQ
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 15:50 |
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A Hulu show is supposed to be in the works. But I haven't heard anything from it for a while so who knows if it's even still a thing.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 15:50 |
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Mierenneuker posted:The second Hitman movie got it right by making 47 an unstoppable Terminator during the first act. That old trailer for Blood Money with the apocalyptic music with the narrator ranting about failing to find him/prove he still exists like he's the Candyman or Michael Myers or something was the Hitman movie I always wanted to see. Edit: This one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCzx3Wxw6M8
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 15:56 |
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So long as it has a homing briefcase, I'm in.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 16:41 |
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Basebf555 posted:A proper Hitman movie would show him spending like 30 minutes meticulously setting up a Rube Goldberg assassination, and then when the bad guy turns left instead or right or whatever, 47 just goes apeshit and murders like 50 people to get to the target. This reminded me of a film that i have never actually seen but alwats wanted to because the premise was so great. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1202514/
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 17:30 |
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G'Day, mates!
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 19:30 |
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 19:35 |
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Tars Tarkas posted:G'Day, mates! That's not a knife. Yes it is! Oh I'm sorry, I don't have my glasses on. Hold on will ya mate? Now where did I...
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 19:49 |
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https://twitter.com/SonyPictures/status/1233406684061548545 I cannot wait to see this shitshow on the big screen.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 19:49 |
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Tars Tarkas posted:G'Day, mates! Isn't Paul Hogan a piece of poo poo?
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 20:19 |
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Sure sounded like it from the How Did This Get Made episode with one of the writers whom Hogan tried to gently caress over then lost in court to.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 20:23 |
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I guess I should have expected it considering he has two other known PoS in the movie (John Cleese and Chevy Chase.)
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 20:35 |
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Hogan's divorce in the 80s was particularly ugly, and he spent much of the last twenty years going back and forth with the Australian government because he was evading tens of millions of dollars in taxes. And holy poo poo, he's eighty.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 20:43 |
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muscles like this! posted:I guess I should have expected it considering he has two other known PoS in the movie (John Cleese and Chevy Chase.) loving hell I remember hearing that Hogan and Chase were seen filming scenes just a few blocks from my house here in Melbourne back in 2018 but forgot all about it, I guess this shitshow of a film has taken a while to come together muscles like this! posted:Isn't Paul Hogan a piece of poo poo? From a 2018 article: quote:Paul has insisted the upcoming feature release will be a comedy, where he will play himself in the semi-fictional tale that documents the lead up to receiving a Knighthood for services to comedy. Pope Corky the IX posted:Hogan's divorce in the 80s was particularly ugly, and he spent much of the last twenty years going back and forth with the Australian government because he was evading tens of millions of dollars in taxes. Edit: he was pushing 50 when he made the original Crocodile Dundee movie Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Feb 28, 2020 |
# ? Feb 28, 2020 20:50 |
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I don’t think this is the place to link your deviantart page.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 21:13 |
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Hoges also hosed the weirdo he based the character on https://allthingscomedy.com/podcasts/204---the-real-crocodile-dundee-live-in-australia
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 21:18 |
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The Peccadillo posted:Hoges also hosed the weirdo he based the character on Can you break it down for me Did he do it to take his power
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 21:28 |
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Yeah, I'm not listening to a podcast to get the story. Was it like a Meryl Streep in Adaptation situation? Assuming it was consensual, I don't really see the problem.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 21:56 |
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I assume they meant "hosed over"
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 21:57 |
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ALFbrot posted:I assume they meant "hosed over" Yeh It's a good story, it ends in a shootout
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 22:09 |
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And the purple virus gorilla from the 2000's?
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 22:12 |
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Love the happy squid with the robot body.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 22:56 |
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Is Disney/Pixar's Onward not tracking well? They're doing a sneak preview on Saturday, which is pretty unusual.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 23:47 |
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My wife is the only person I know, including my kids, who was expressed an interest whatsoever, and even that is passing at best.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 23:57 |
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I thought the purple gorillas might be the aliens but nope, it's down there hidden in the corner.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 23:58 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:Is Disney/Pixar's Onward not tracking well? They're doing a sneak preview on Saturday, which is pretty unusual. It's gotten mixed reviews, at least all the ones I've seen.
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