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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Real hurthling! posted:

pff we've only had polar ice for less than 45% of the existence of the earth. nbd chicken little

https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ox4ebwpi0c1u5izbh_480.mp4

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Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!

net work error posted:

This article has a bunch of poo poo but the underlying take away of it for me is that the people who were saying the Arctic sea ice forum people were doomers are owned and dumb.
The Climate Crisis Is Causing 'Dramatic' Changes in the Pacific Arctic

the asif people are doomers so there's nothing wrong with that assessment

we kicked off a runaway mass extinction event, doom is whats on the menu

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




just cover the whole earth in kudzu vines until ppm improves

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
speaking of exciting things going on in the pacific

https://twitter.com/Weather_West/status/1232453349993091072

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Burning everything before summer so there is nothing left is a pro move.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
getting close to the fate of food and its a pretty lol book, the future is gonna rule

redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters
california's jealous of the attention australia was getting

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

redleader posted:

california's jealous of the attention australia was getting

Australia is still punching above its weight.

https://twitter.com/Pollytics/status/1232560389189070848

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


*sells another trillion pounds of human-inedible corn for cows* we must never stop this sacred growth from mother planet earth *adds petro fertilizers because you've been growing corn 20 cycles in a row* namaste

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum
It's OK fam, the earth can totally easily support ten billion mouths because....

Fuckin' natalists.

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

T-man posted:

*sells another trillion pounds of human-inedible corn for cows* we must never stop this sacred growth from mother planet earth *adds petro fertilizers because you've been growing corn 20 cycles in a row* namaste

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

https://twitter.com/AlexCKaufman/status/1233185858439827457

quote:

Narang said she called the general manager of X-Site, Doug Sparrow, asking him if he knew about the sticker that appears to depict the rape of a minor. He said he was aware of it, according to Narang, and his response was, “She’s not a child, she’s 17.”

Under the Criminal Code, child pornography is any visual representation of a person under the age of 18 engaged or depicted to be engaged in a sexual activity.

why are all these people loving pedophiles

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

:biotruths: CO2 emissions in the air will, over time, slow down the metabolic rate of humanity. *puts on goggles and a labcoat, still nude from the nipples down otherwise* This will, of course, cause an overall slowing of the aging process as our bodies become chocked with ambient greenhouse gases, replacing oxygen. Therefore, all climate deniers are, in fact, pedophiles, hoping to eventually live in a world where 18 year olds have the bodies of 8 year olds. It's quite simple scienology, you see. *drinks brightly colored mixture in glass flask, penis grows 12 inches* Conversely, increasing oxygen levels will cause humans to begin prematuring aging. The solution is obvious: burn down every tree AND surgically remove the brain structures responsible for horniness in every human being. Thus we shall be eternally young, *loading myself into autoclave* non-pedophiles, able to fill our lives with more important things, like the eternal struggle inherient to all humanity, to which we are all drawn and to what our species will ultimately triumph the very laws of nature to bring about.

Making anime real.

*swings dick onto autoclave activation button, leaving behind only greasy ash and a disembodied 23 inch penis* science

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



I'm surprised these people are all-in on the rape of the earth. Isn't Gaia a bit old for them?

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

I like how the end the lady they’re interviewing is like, “Eastern Canada must think we’re crazy but we’re not like this!”

Sorry, lady, but... :allears:

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

I'm glad I read that this morning because now it's likely I won't read anything more horrifying for the rest of the day.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Rime posted:

It's OK fam, the earth can totally easily support ten billion mouths because....

Fuckin' natalists.

being alive owns, sorry about your :brainworms:

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Maybe covid19 is good because it's stopping travel and might stop the Olympics and that's good at reducing emissions isn't it. Just trying to be positive!

Dog Toothbrush
Oct 21, 2019

by Reene
getting extremely hard for the aerosol rebound effect that's gonna kick in soon

ubachung
Jul 30, 2006

Relevant Tangent posted:

being alive owns, sorry about your :brainworms:

What the gently caress has your personal enjoyment of life got to do with the carrying capacity of the planet?

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

mdemone posted:

I'm glad I read that this morning because now it's likely I won't read anything more horrifying for the rest of the day.
so far, so good!

Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!

ubachung posted:

What the gently caress has your personal enjoyment of life got to do with the carrying capacity of the planet?

life is only enjoyable when you're consuming resources and making more humans as hard as you possibly can

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

life is a punishment for the crime that living constitutes

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Wakko posted:

life is only enjoyable when you're consuming resources and making more humans as hard as you possibly can

this :911:

imo we should strive to reach the carrying capacity as fast as possible and then some. the more humans the better, each person is special and life is a gift that the more people that can experience the better and it's our duty to make as much life as possible. ban birth control, condoms, and vasectomies

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Relevant Tangent posted:

being alive owns, sorry about your :brainworms:

Gonna need a citation here

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Heh
https://twitter.com/biettetimmons/status/1233506778941460481

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




is one side of her face way bigger than the other or is it just that pic?

poor girl got a huckabee eye thing happening. must run in fash families

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Real hurthling! posted:

is one side of her face way bigger than the other or is it just that pic?

poor girl got a huckabee eye thing happening. must run in fash families



She definitely has some serious wide eye action at least, just like the German Ambassador for Comedy Henning Wehn.

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

net work error posted:

Maybe covid19 is good because it's stopping travel and might stop the Olympics and that's good at reducing emissions isn't it. Just trying to be positive!

actual economic growth is inexorably tied to energy consumption and growth

this is gonna prove the degrowth and local economy people right all along

Bass Concert Hall
May 9, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
So has the thread talked about coronavirus seeming to selectively kill off older people and especially men, and how that’s probably the best news for climate policy in a long time. Probably as close as you’re gonna get to a disease that kills the rich.

lunar detritus
May 6, 2009


Bass Concert Hall posted:

So has the thread talked about coronavirus seeming to selectively kill off older people and especially men, and how that’s probably the best news for climate policy in a long time. Probably as close as you’re gonna get to a disease that kills the rich.

The rich are going to have absolutely no problem getting adequate health care to deal with it.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

lunar detritus posted:

The rich are going to have absolutely no problem getting adequate health care to deal with it.

The rich are more likely to be healthier but they can't keep themselves from being old or getting cancer (yet), so covid-19 will still gettem

The super rich will of course seal themselves away until it all blows over

Dog Toothbrush
Oct 21, 2019

by Reene

lunar detritus posted:

The rich are going to have absolutely no problem getting adequate health care to deal with it.

Billionaires, absolutely. Ski Doo dealership owners and SVPs of Marketing? I'm not sure.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Inceltown posted:



She definitely has some serious wide eye action at least, just like the German Ambassador for Comedy Henning Wehn.



Wehn looks like the sort of guy that can cross the street and look both ways at the same time.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

what, it's fine, she told them they took her childhood and made them feel bad so this is justified. obviously. clearly. unequivocally.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1233826329038131201

First we have Eyjafjallajökull being the worlds first carbon positive volcanic eruption, now we have viruses that are doing more than world leaders to combat climate change.

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