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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
you mean there's a good neelix out there somewhere?

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

you mean there's a good neelix out there somewhere?

The only good neelix is a dead neelix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVdH1GomPTk

Watching this scene reminds me of how guys talk to women

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

By the nine divines!

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Voyager S8e10: The Voyager crew meet their doppelganger doubles in Earth Deep Sea 9 research station

Deep Sea Tuvok: There's a black Tuvok?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Now I'm just picturing Sealab.

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Pick posted:

post about Evil Neelix in the new Avenue 5 thread in TVIV.



And yet he's not as much of a sex creep as Regular Neelix


:five:

McSpanky fucked around with this message at 10:51 on Mar 1, 2020

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Pick posted:

post about Evil Neelix in the new Avenue 5 thread in TVIV.




Jows
May 8, 2002

mediaphage posted:

To be clear, I never said he shouldn’t have been on the show, jesus gently caress calm down y’all

As far as I’m concerned he doesn’t come close to garak being the best character.

All this said the older I get the more I appreciate O’Brien.

So your wife was possessed by a space demon too, eh? What was that like?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's more common than you think

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Jows posted:

So your wife was possessed by a space demon too, eh? What was that like?

listen it could be worse

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

This is a cursed image

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Jows posted:

So your wife was possessed by a space demon too, eh? What was that like?

Best second honeymoon of my life!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

lmao

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

I think I'm done with the internet. . . yup.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
Neelix might be my least favourite character in all of star trek.




Why couldn't we have doctor phlox and an emergency cooking hologram

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019



:eyepop: :five:

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cyed_OASIU

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Pick posted:

post about Evil Neelix in the new Avenue 5 thread in TVIV.



he's p much the exact same character
usually wrong, annoying, disrespected, etc


retired astronauts are one of the most bountiful unexplored writing tropes and nobody has done it right so far except my name is earl

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:
I can’t bring myself to hate Neelix. I liked him when I was a kid. I liked pretty much all of the alien characters. I really hated Tom Paris and Kes (god what an awful character idea - barely counts as an alien since she’s just “bangable child”).

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

GolfHole posted:

he's p much the exact same character
usually wrong, annoying, disrespected, etc


retired astronauts are one of the most bountiful unexplored writing tropes and nobody has done it right so far except my name is earl

I enjoyed seeing Buzz Aldrin yell at the moon with Liz Lemon in 30 Rock...

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Prism Mirror Lens posted:

I can’t bring myself to hate Neelix. I liked him when I was a kid. I liked pretty much all of the alien characters. I really hated Tom Paris and Kes (god what an awful character idea - barely counts as an alien since she’s just “bangable child”).

While i happily watched voyager (and still do) I guess I didn't like many of the individual characters. The best is just when janeway embraces sociopathy.

Bogus Adventure posted:

I enjoyed seeing Buzz Aldrin yell at the moon with Liz Lemon in 30 Rock...

Ahaha i forgot all about this.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Bogus Adventure posted:

I enjoyed seeing Buzz Aldrin yell at the moon with Liz Lemon in 30 Rock...

“Return to the night, you’ve no business here!”

crystal Ghost
Sep 5, 2019
turn on the loving heaters its cold out herre

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I like Neelix, because he is terrible, not I spite of it.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i like when terrible things happen to neelix. fortunately, that was most of his subplots.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i like when terrible things happen to neelix. fortunately, that was most of his subplots.

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman
Over the last 2 weeks, I’ve had kids sick with strep that then passed it to me (because they’re assholes). So I figured that I’d watch that Star Trek: Discovery show that I’d been meaning to check out. I was raised on TOS and TMP eras.

Welp, I’m out.

Nobody just shuts the gently caress up and does what they need to do. There are times (especially at the end of the second pile of poo poo season that go like this:

Officer- “We only have 6 minutes before X goes Y and everyone everywhere Z! Ideas?!?”
Jr Officer- *rambles quick idea about as good as a paper-mache submarine*
Michael- “No.”
Officer/Jr Officer- (in unison) “BUUUUHT WHHHHYYYY?”
Michael- *gives 5 minute oration in Starfleet ethics, crafting*
Relevant Officer- “Yes! But if we need to stop Z from X and Y, you’ll need to account for (reverse polarity stand-in)”

Everyone- nods sagely
Officer- “You know your jobs, we have @ a minute left! HIT IT!...”

Everyone- *Turns to go*
Officer- *picks most crucial crew member to success* “One more thing...” *7 minute backstory that explains why everything sucks, could’ve mentioned this at ANY time before everything is threatened to Z up*

(Cut to Jump drive doctor/mechanic/farmer/cyborg giving 5min nearly pointless tirade where you can’t look at his eyes because you’re not sure if that’s CGI or unfortunate genetics... BUT THEY ARE ALWAYS THERE.

(20min later)
5...4...3... *Michael saves everyone*
Michael- (still acting as bad as in TWD, but now it makes sense because Vulcan school) “And that’s what I’d call a sticky situation!”

The effects were spot on tho. Writing and *some* of the casting blows. I give it 2 Andromeda’s out of 1 Firefly's (2 out of possible 10,000,000 points).

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

loving :laffo:

Erulisse
Feb 12, 2019

A bad poster trying to get better.

McSpanky posted:

And yet he's not as much of a sex creep as Regular Neelix


:five:

Well he kinda is...Even as low as trying to hookup with Doug, ugh.

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


From a youtube comment:

Ebt Ebt posted:

Hugh: I am Hugh

Hugh Mongous

Picard: You passed son.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




armchairyoda posted:

Over the last 2 weeks, I’ve had kids sick with strep that then passed it to me (because they’re assholes). So I figured that I’d watch that Star Trek: Discovery show that I’d been meaning to check out. I was raised on TOS and TMP eras.

Welp, I’m out.

Nobody just shuts the gently caress up and does what they need to do. There are times (especially at the end of the second pile of poo poo season that go like this:

Officer- “We only have 6 minutes before X goes Y and everyone everywhere Z! Ideas?!?”
Jr Officer- *rambles quick idea about as good as a paper-mache submarine*
Michael- “No.”
Officer/Jr Officer- (in unison) “BUUUUHT WHHHHYYYY?”
Michael- *gives 5 minute oration in Starfleet ethics, crafting*
Relevant Officer- “Yes! But if we need to stop Z from X and Y, you’ll need to account for (reverse polarity stand-in)”

Everyone- nods sagely
Officer- “You know your jobs, we have @ a minute left! HIT IT!...”

Everyone- *Turns to go*
Officer- *picks most crucial crew member to success* “One more thing...” *7 minute backstory that explains why everything sucks, could’ve mentioned this at ANY time before everything is threatened to Z up*

(Cut to Jump drive doctor/mechanic/farmer/cyborg giving 5min nearly pointless tirade where you can’t look at his eyes because you’re not sure if that’s CGI or unfortunate genetics... BUT THEY ARE ALWAYS THERE.

(20min later)
5...4...3... *Michael saves everyone*
Michael- (still acting as bad as in TWD, but now it makes sense because Vulcan school) “And that’s what I’d call a sticky situation!”

The effects were spot on tho. Writing and *some* of the casting blows. I give it 2 Andromeda’s out of 1 Firefly's (2 out of possible 10,000,000 points).

Now watch Picard.

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

armchairyoda posted:

Welp, I’m out.
I made it to the episode that was literally just “good ol boy rescues the Space Princess”.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


WithoutTheFezOn posted:

I made it to the episode that was literally just “good ol boy rescues the Space Princess”.

What do you think the Dukes of Hazard would be like in Star Trek. I assume their space ship would have the Australian flag painted on it

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

John Wick of Dogs posted:

What do you think the Dukes of Hazard would be like in Star Trek. I assume their space ship would have the Australian flag painted on it

Watch any episode of Enterprise where it's just Archer and Trip on a duo adventure.

If it's Malcolm and the MACO major then it's like the scab Duke season

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

I made it to the episode that was literally just “good ol boy rescues the Space Princess”.

Which one was that?

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal

Admiralty Flag posted:

Watch any episode of Enterprise where it's just Archer and Trip on a duo adventure.

If it's Malcolm and the MACO major then it's like the scab Duke season

Every time I see a conflict between Reed and MACO guy I keep waiting for them to just start violently making out

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Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

HD DAD posted:

Every time I see a conflict between Reed and MACO guy I keep waiting for them to just start violently making out

Okay but like I'm actually unironically pissed off that didnt happen, it was so loving obvious. Goddamn cowards

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