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Eldercain posted:I'm just saying if you can get booze b below the price point I can get it at state minimum, but so can joe blow down the street. The trick is going to a wholesaler (or having insider knowledge of pricing errors) like I had this guy come in the other day and ask for a very specific whiskey or some kind of liquor I cant remember off the top of my head, but whatever dumbass was in charge of vendor pricing accidentally priced the bottle at a like... 60% discount (I think a 5th is like $100 and the 5ths we had were priced at $40 lol)
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Resting Lich Face posted:New thread title: "Drunk/stoned posting thread: just drink and be cool" Old, but why not.
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Elentor posted:I'm super drunk and full of honesty right now so here's some truth bombs YOUR WELLCOME
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Is it normal for tattoos to feel warm when you drink? Like I got a tattoo on my arm last year and I had some rumchata and now it feels warmer than the rest of my arm wtf?
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Mar 1, 2020 06:38
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Pouring scotch down my throat and thought I'd stop in and tell you.
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Well I am having a party at my house and the neighbors have hit the wall 3 times and security been called and it's only 11 and honestly everyone in my complex can eat my rear end they're bougie idiots
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I let one of my cats in with the hiope she would eat some mice but instead she is just dozing on my bed watching me chuckle at youtubes and looking at me with little half shut eyes likes i ama loving moron, whcich i am oh wait she is leaving now to the kitchen maybe she will kill some mice lots of beer left pretty drunk right now
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Dixville posted:Is it normal for tattoos to feel warm when you drink? Like I got a tattoo on my arm last year and I had some rumchata and now it feels warmer than the rest of my arm wtf? i bet you it has something to do with blood and scar tissue but i'm too stoned to try to figure it out
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Dick Bastardly posted:i bet you it has something to do with blood and scar tissue but i'm too stoned to try to figure it out how much do you want to bet
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Hey, when are you going to stop bringing up the fact that I left some poo poo in the oven and then passed out, it's been a year and a half. *Leaves poo poo in the oven and passes out for the first time in 18 months* Motherfucker
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Zippy the Bummer posted:how much do you want to bet One million beer
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kittenmittons posted:Hey, when are you going to stop bringing up the fact that I left some poo poo in the oven and then passed out, it's been a year and a half. I was drunk and bought a 40 pack of totinos pizza rolls. I put one batch in my toster oven and watched youtube. Got stoned forgot and burnt em. Did the same thing on the second batch. 3rd time I got it right though. Just got to persevere we are all imperfect beings
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Guys, I have a simple rule to live by. When you’re blitzed and you gotta put stuff in the oven always remember to set a timer on your phone BEFORE you put the food in. Tape a sign to the oven door if you can’t remember to do this.
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fat bossy gerbil posted:Guys, I have a simple rule to live by. When you’re blitzed and you gotta put stuff in the oven always remember to set a timer on your phone BEFORE you put the food in. Tape a sign to the oven door if you can’t remember to do this. That doesn't sound like the habits of a guy who buys totinos pizzarolls at age 35
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It can be if you try comrade.
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fortunately my oven has a timer function that turns it off. so no burniation. just gets dry and lovely
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Timers can be tricky, you set it correctly but then don't put water in your instant mac n cheese cup and burn/melt the container and your microwave stinks for months
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Alas, today I'm drunk and not in a good way.
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Elentor posted:Alas, today I'm drunk and not in a good way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JV8b9r6r3k Leap year and day light savings times.
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TGIF gave me a cheap deal on a bottle of wine
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I want to drink but I need keto friendly snacks around.. otherwise I order pizza and sides and go hog wild.
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does beef jerky count as "keto"
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Zippy the Bummer posted:does beef jerky count as "keto" O yea jerky is keto But alcohol itself is not (alcohol metabolizes into sugar derivatives)
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I'm gonna give you all a protip for free, real life hax here. Do not dermaroll while drunk.
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My doggo is pissed at me...just stepped on his water bowl and made the water splash into his face. His face was golden. Totally like, "WTF MAN WHY THIS ISNT COOL" all the while I'm standing there drunk like "HAHA YOU JUST GOT SPLASHED". We might need therapy
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drunk mutt posted:My doggo is pissed at me...just stepped on his water bowl and made the water splash into his face. Username post combo Also: I am You guessed it Drunk
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Do we get gang tags yet I am at an open mic and I just ran part of my set for a Thursday show and I feel alright and probably won't be hungover tomorrow. I'm batting 1,000 baby
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there once was a crone whose age was unknown she downed lots of booze "not lot to lose" she said to herself, as she put on her shoes to trek in the snow along the ice floe then she died because the author was drunk and stopped writing gently caress you
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Mar 4, 2020 10:58
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i made a margarita. its good
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I might drink the whole bottle tonight. I've got a lot to forget and I'm only halfway there
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PinheadSlim posted:I might drink the whole bottle tonight. I've got a lot to forget and I'm only halfway there chin up bucko
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PinheadSlim posted:I might drink the whole bottle tonight. I've got a lot to forget and I'm only halfway there at least you didnt catch gonorrhea off a 52 yr old methhead, like, uh, my... friend
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I met a girl online. First date we had a few drinks and smoked a little at her place Now she is coming to my place friday and bringing ecstasy. I have never done x, is this a red flag
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Willfrey posted:I met a girl online. First date we had a few drinks and smoked a little at her place its not a red fleg per se but yo9u WILL feel "love" and it MAY be confusing. GOOD LUCK
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Save meth for 5th date at the least! And no needles until you're an item.
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gonna make a greek thing, eat it, then go to bed beenm drinking since noon
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Zippy the Bummer posted:there once was a crone And her heat beat anew For if you Are one who knows Of the treks through The ice floe To the liquor sto' Before it close At 10 O' Clock Then you can understand When your heart stops Cuz you're drunk as gently caress And want a little snooze
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There one was a guy from the town Who drinks when friends are around But when he gets home Sitting there alone He rips the bong n gets stoned
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Willfrey posted:I met a girl online. First date we had a few drinks and smoked a little at her place Not necessarily, she sounds like she just likes to party but just to be sure make sure you lock down the house from the inside so she can't escape with your things and cut off any way to call friends to help steal your things and tell her so she is well aware not to try anything tricky/spooky
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Chompwad posted:Not necessarily, she sounds like she just likes to party but just to be sure make sure you lock down the house from the inside so she can't escape with your things and cut off any way to call friends to help steal your things and tell her so she is well aware not to try anything tricky/spooky To be extra secure set up a party area in the basement behind a lockable door.
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