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Alan Smithee posted:Did he have a family Yeah he dropped the old 50s casual misogyny and replaced it with some kind of Family Circus reform misogyny. Waifu and kids join in the criminal enterprise.
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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:The Stainless Steel Rat is kind of a comedy series. hey man, have some respect, he just dropped out of the race today.
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DC Murderverse posted:hey man, have some respect, he just dropped out of the race today. Ladies and gentlemen: Smashmouth
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The MSJ posted:My headcanon is that the US military in the film's world was desegregated because the Union needed extra soldiers after the Confederates, like the Nazis in the movie, found an elder god corpse they mined for its blood. Is that where they were getting the blood from? I didnt think they alluded why it just happened to be under the church.
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Is that where they were getting the blood from? I didnt think they alluded why it just happened to be under the church. They never said what substance the Nazis were mining, but it does sound a lot like the backstory for Bloodborne.
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The MSJ posted:They never said what substance the Nazis were mining, but it does sound a lot like the backstory for Bloodborne. They did, it was tar they found under the church. But it wasn't usable until they marinated a human in the tar for a few days and then drained the blood out of the person.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:They did, it was tar they found under the church. But it wasn't usable until they marinated a human in the tar for a few days and then drained the blood out of the person. Imagine the trial/error process for finding out how that works.
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Grendels Dad posted:Imagine the trial/error process for finding out how that works. It's exactly the sort of stupid poo poo the nazis would have figured out though. The V2 program killed ten times more people who were working on it than they managed to kill on purpose.
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No Time to Die has been delayed until November lol
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aware of dog posted:No Time to Die has been delayed until November lol I assume because they don’t want to lose the Chinese box office?
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Tars Tarkas posted:It's also weirdly predicts the basic plot of Star Trek: Picard What the gently caress is even going on with Picard, man, it's like they used Patrick Stewart as an in to make a weird B-tier farscape/cowboy bebop/lexx pastiche while rapidly running away from anything star trek related and I'm not sure how to take it.
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QuoProQuid posted:I assume because they don’t want to lose the Chinese box office? Not just China. At this point you really have to think about going to a crowded movie theater no matter where you are. At least with other events like sports or concerts there's more open air and space to move around in, a movie theater is just a small room with like 100 strangers germs constantly floating around your face.
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Basebf555 posted:Not just China. At this point you really have to think about going to a crowded movie theater no matter where you are. At least with other events like sports or concerts there's more open air and space to move around in, a movie theater is just a small room with like 100 strangers germs constantly floating around your face. Somewhere, some theater should re-run Contagion for yucks.
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Is Contagion streaming anywhere? I kind of want to watch it again. Netflix has Outbreak and Carriers, which I remember as being a decent-enough pre-Star Trek Chris Pine vehicle.
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How about Doomsday? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVoqCbUKhnA
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Chairman Capone posted:Is Contagion streaming anywhere? I kind of want to watch it again. JustWatch says it's on Cinemax's service MaxGo.
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No time for no time to die...people died 
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aware of dog posted:No Time to Die has been delayed until November lol They should get it over with and delay until January.
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aware of dog posted:No Time to Die has been delayed until November lol god drat any chance of Godzilla vs. Kong clawing back lost ground at the box office just got flushed down the fuckin toilet
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Honestly I feel like No Time to Die is probably gonna kinda flounder. People kinda hated Spectre, and No Time to Die just kinda looks like more Spectre, with even the theme just being the instrumental to Spectre's but with William Eyelash singing instead.
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Punkin Spunkin posted:No time for no time to die...people died No no no no no no no no no no no no there's no time to die For reference for everyone not growing up in 90s Europe, but disclaimer: it is horrible.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:Honestly I feel like No Time to Die is probably gonna kinda flounder. People kinda hated Spectre, and No Time to Die just kinda looks like more Spectre, with even the theme just being the instrumental to Spectre's but with William Eyelash singing instead. not a bad song all things considered
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:Honestly I feel like No Time to Die is probably gonna kinda flounder. People kinda hated Spectre, and No Time to Die just kinda looks like more Spectre, with even the theme just being the instrumental to Spectre's but with William Eyelash singing instead. Bond movies have always been a reaction to the last film, so it'll be fine.
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Mar 4, 2020 23:33
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Grendels Dad posted:No no it actually owns?
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Alan Smithee posted:not a bad song all things considered It's not the worst song, and Billie does better than Sam Smith did, but "remind people of the Bond movie that sucked rear end" isn't a fantastic call. CelticPredator posted:Bond movies have always been a reaction to the last film, so it'll be fine. You're not strictly wrong, but this particular movie seriously just looks like Spectre 2. e: also there better not be any making GBS threads on 2 Unlimited going on in here
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Alan Smithee posted:it actually owns? Try being subjected to it as "your" music for a stretch of your youth. But listening/looking at it with some distance now, I can kinda agree. edit: til that 2 Unlimited had more than one song. Grendels Dad fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Mar 4, 2020 |
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Unlike spectre it don't look like it was filmed through a jar of piss.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:It's not the worst song, and Billie does better than Sam Smith did, but "remind people of the Bond movie that sucked rear end" isn't a fantastic call. Mm yes the one Bond film that sucked rear end
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feedmyleg posted:Mm yes the one Bond film that sucked rear end The very recent Bond movie that sucked rear end, with the same actor, to narrow it down. (That said, Spectre's probably legit the worst Bond movie. Even A View to a Kill has one of the best themes, plus Walken and Grace Jones. Spectre's got nothing.)
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:The very recent Bond movie that sucked rear end, with the same actor, to narrow it down. Nah, Batista does a lot with very little, and the train fight and car chase are both good, as is the whole sequence in Mexico (even as it's utter nonsense if you're mexican, which my wife never fails to point out) It's a spectacular,, elaborate execution of a very bad script. There's a lot of really cool bits that are wasted on a really lovely, meandering plot that winds up saying less than nothing. MonsieurChoc posted:How about Doomsday? Doomsday loving rules. It's five movies mashed into one and i will always love it for that. I miss Neil Marshall.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:The very recent Bond movie that sucked rear end, with the same actor, to narrow it down. I would say the entire opening sequence is one of the best in the series. Then you can turn the movie off right when the song starts.
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Alan Smithee posted:it actually owns? it sucks, but it's the good kind of suck
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Snowman_McK posted:Nah, Batista does a lot with very little, and the train fight and car chase are both good, as is the whole sequence in Mexico (even as it's utter nonsense if you're mexican, which my wife never fails to point out) It's a spectacular,, elaborate execution of a very bad script. There's a lot of really cool bits that are wasted on a really lovely, meandering plot that winds up saying less than nothing. Nowadays Mexico City actually does do that parade because it brings so many tourists there.
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Cacator posted:I would say the entire opening sequence is one of the best in the series. Then you can turn the movie off right when the song starts. I legit think it has a really good joke in the opening - when Bond and the woman go into the hotel room and they're both in full Day of the Dead regalia, then the camera turns away for a second, and then it turns back to show that Bond has immediately changed into a suit. That always makes me laugh, and for once I feel like I'm laughing with the movie. Actually thinking of it now, I wonder if that whole one-shot opening sequence was what made Mendes want to do it for a full movie. I will give Spectre one thing, it answered the question of "what if Daniel Craig was in a Connery-era Bond movie?" The answer: it would suck.
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pospysyl posted:Nowadays Mexico City actually does do that parade because it brings so many tourists there. Fun fact according to a friend: all the extras in the scene are italian. Despite shooting in the middle of Mexico city, in one of its most famous buildings (the hotel) the production shipped in dozens of italian extras to play mexicans in a parade they made up. You read that sentence and you start to understand why film costs are ballooning.
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I recently rewatched it with my dad, a huge bond fan, and that escape sequence after the torture scene (which even has a cat being pet!) ending with the whole facility mysteriously firebombed made us laugh. Just love how absurd that bit is. And they get a helicopter to fly off! E: come to think of it bond chasing batista and Swann in his plane which keeps getting more and more ruined but somehow still winning was also a really funny action sequence
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The Saddest Rhino posted:I recently rewatched it with my dad, a huge bond fan, and that escape sequence after the torture scene (which even has a cat being pet!) ending with the whole facility mysteriously firebombed made us laugh. Just love how absurd that bit is. And they get a helicopter to fly off! I completely forgot about the plane sequence (gently caress it's a long movie) and yeah, it's got some good stuff. "no, stay." to one of the anonymous goons is a good line. But even then, it feels patched together. A baddie pulling out a syringe, the girl using it on him, and everyone immediately forgetting that they were going to sedate/kill this girl is either sloppy or a good gag, i can't quite decide.
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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:What the gently caress is even going on with Picard, man, it's like they used Patrick Stewart as an in to make a weird B-tier farscape/cowboy bebop/lexx pastiche while rapidly running away from anything star trek related and I'm not sure how to take it. If someone told me that there was a farscape/cowboy bebop/lexx pastiche starring Sir Patrick Stewart I would cancel all my plans and simply wait at the television until it appeared, no matter how long it took. You, sir or madam, just described potentially the greatest TV show I've ever heard of.
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