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Goku 446 66.67%
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BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Ah, eggstreme destruction.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://giant.gfycat.com/PartialSilverHeifer.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/hNKdmgh.mp4

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

nice work, put him on the end of your jab, keep him guessing about where it's coming from, clip him across the jaw with the right, goodnight Irene

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
I wish these last two had sound.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Fizziks

https://i.imgur.com/RjjvPjd.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/pqwPow2.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/ejNWrSK.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/zuXyN0s.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/ZXer0lb.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/b0iIQUJ.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/XE12GWb.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/KKLCM5s.gifv
There were yellow warning stickers about this, Bethany

https://i.imgur.com/JeROdax.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/npG03d0.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/gbSVTwL.gifv

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
So this Jump King game looks like a great way to relax.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZbeU5PKDrw

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/JMuQPMd.mp4

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







I'd really love to know what the plan was here.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

McSpanky posted:

I'd really love to know what the plan was here.

"I'm gonna press lightly to start, that'll mean the flame stops short on my face right? What a cool view that'll be!"

Or the camera-holder duped him and said it'd not touch him and would look rad on film.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

McSpanky posted:

I'd really love to know what the plan was here.

A very smooth face.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/az15MJF.mp4

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug

Tarantula posted:

So this Jump King game looks like a great way to relax.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZbeU5PKDrw

Streamers are such trash

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

It's snowing inside that shop.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


I'm desperate to know the backstory, here.

Fake edit: and why is it snowing in that shop?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
If I had to guess the vibrations from the young lady bashing her head into the window is shaking dust loose from the ceiling which is catching in the light.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I dunno why but that looks extremely British/chavtastic. That guy who falls into the window just looks like he's screaming "BRUV" while retelling a story but some slag oval office what didn't oi 'is fission chips guv'na.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I dunno why but that looks extremely British/chavtastic. That guy who falls into the window just looks like he's screaming "BRUV" while retelling a story but some slag oval office what didn't oi 'is fission chips guv'na.

So many prior ASBOs.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

I admire their dedication to hanging on to that cigarette.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Funky See Funky Do posted:

If I had to guess the vibrations from the young lady bashing her head into the window is shaking dust loose from the ceiling which is catching in the light.

It’s this. It doesn’t start “snowing” till just after she bounces off the glass the first time.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I dunno why but that looks extremely British/chavtastic. That guy who falls into the window just looks like he's screaming "BRUV" while retelling a story but some slag oval office what didn't oi 'is fission chips guv'na.

I understand "his fish and chips governor" but what is "oi" in this context?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I dunno why but that looks extremely British/chavtastic. That guy who falls into the window just looks like he's screaming "BRUV" while retelling a story but some slag oval office what didn't oi 'is fission chips guv'na.

Pretty sure it’s a young woman that falls into the store. I’m also going to go out on a limb and say alcohol is the reason.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Never try to fight an old dude. You never know what they've done with their life.

Classic. "Champ, don't do it champ."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWPQBuEcVVs


Never gently caress with a guy who people are calling champ.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

null_pointer posted:

I'm desperate to know the backstory, here.

Fake edit: and why is it snowing in that shop?

The woman was pretending to get beaten up by her partner and threw herself through the shop window to create 'evidence'.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Stare-Out posted:

I admire their dedication to hanging on to that cigarette.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/8aSYo5V.mp4

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Shifty Nipples posted:

I understand "his fish and chips governor" but what is "oi" in this context?

I was just lobbing out British sounding words.

Also, that's a girl? Goddamn. I'm on mobile and didn't see it.

Inceltown posted:

The woman was pretending to get beaten up by her partner and threw herself through the shop window to create 'evidence'.

I honestly can't tell if this is real or a joke based on the big window that says BATTERY..

Stupid_Sexy_Flander fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Mar 8, 2020

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


Inceltown posted:

The woman was pretending to get beaten up by her partner and threw herself through the shop window to create 'evidence'.

That also explains why the window said "Battery Service".

edit: :argh:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I honestly can't tell if this is real or a joke based on the big window that says BATTERY..

Unfortunately it's real.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




:cripes:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/50cent/status/1236431609538187265?s=21

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

gently caress I was really hoping that mirror was going to shatter

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I dunno why but that looks extremely British/chavtastic. That guy who falls into the window just looks like he's screaming "BRUV" while retelling a story but some slag oval office what didn't oi 'is fission chips guv'na.

Not enough digits for a UK phone number. Could be Ireland?

e: Actually probably not, can't quite make out the text either on the door or on the far windows but it definitely looks Cyrillic to me, and that sticker on the window appears to be for a Bulgarian security company: http://www.sot.bg/en/?project=company

goddamnedtwisto fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Mar 8, 2020

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
https://i.imgur.com/hCkglAq.mp4

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Mar 8, 2020

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

it's funny but why did it have to be another car he ran into, they didn't deserve that. should have been an explosive barrel (red ones).

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

LifeSunDeath posted:

it's funny but why did it have to be another car he ran into, they didn't deserve that. should have been an explosive barrel (red ones).

Yeah collateral schad is a terrible thing.


Sound required for some.
https://i.imgur.com/10fUUzG.mp4

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

dog.mp4

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


There's a cop car right next to you dumbass...Just why?

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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Inceltown posted:

The woman was pretending to get beaten up by her partner and threw herself through the shop window to create 'evidence'.

She's lucky her 'evidence' didn't end up being cut to gently caress by broken plate glass.


Related schad story: A bunch of years ago a very angry blackout drunk bro really wanted to get into my apartment and didn't believe me when I told him that no, this wasn't where his girlfriend lived. Just before the cops arrived he decided to try kicking through the glass in the door. He succeeded! Ended up going to the hospital for stitches after the cops booked him, and he was wearing jeans.

Even more schad: His dad showed up offering to pay for the door and asking us to drop charges. We looked up bro and found news articles that he'd been in a DWI crash with attempt to flee the scene, was on probation, and supposed to be in a 12 step program. Declined that offer.

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