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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Why would you want to be an immortal vampire when this planet is completely hosed and not getting any better?

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Well, for one, vampires do extremely well in times of crisis.

# ? Mar 9, 2020 21:53

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

zoux posted:

Just so y'all and also any vampire posters around here know: I would be turned into a vampire without hesitation even if it turned me into those really gross ones from Masquerade. So hit me up if you're an irl vampire. I'd prefer being a Twilight one because they have no downsides or a Anne Rice one because I love gothic aesthetics, but I can be Max Schreck if I have to

drat that's a nice name for a horror actor

# ? Mar 9, 2020 21:54

Clyde Radcliffe: Oct 19, 2014

I just consulted Sir Wilford Brimley's Concise Compendium of the English Language as Spoken by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II and it appears that "dang" isn't even a real word.

I can only assume it is less common in coastal regions as they are closer to the waves, ruled by Britannia, and therefore more protected from colonial corruption of the Empire's mother tongue.

# ? Mar 9, 2020 21:56

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

ChubbyChecker posted:

drat that's a nice name for a horror actor

Thanks I just came up with it de novo, and not from anything.

# ? Mar 9, 2020 21:56

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mr. Fix It posted:

hateful

Theres' only 7

# ? Mar 9, 2020 22:12

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Cartoon Man posted:

I�ve been hearing a surprising amount of dang in the nyc area in the last few years

# ? Mar 9, 2020 22:16

Kit Walker: Jul 10, 2010; "The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

zoux posted:

*aged Vampire, 1000 years old* Oh to see the sun rise but once more. Immortal life is a curse.

*Me, watching Netflix for 1000 years* gently caress the sun I fuckin hate the sun.

I already live like a cryptid. Getting some cool powers would strictly be a bonus

# ? Mar 9, 2020 22:41

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

You goons all forget.

Vampires need to drink blood. That means going outside and interacting with people, to get the blood from them.

Camarilla agent: "I can't explain it, starved themselves into torpor. Just spent each night hauling printers back and forth, then when it was time to strike, meowed like a cat and crawled away. Even the maddest Malkavian or most bestial Gangrel know how to hunt..."

# ? Mar 9, 2020 23:06

Crowetron: Apr 29, 2009

Elfface posted:

You goons all forget.

Vampires need to drink blood. That means going outside and interacting with people, to get the blood from them.

Camarilla agent: "I can't explain it, starved themselves into torpor. Just spent each night hauling printers back and forth, then when it was time to strike, meowed like a cat and crawled away. Even the maddest Malkavian or most bestial Gangrel know how to hunt..."

If you're not a prissy Ventrue bitch, you can get by on rats just fine like the rest of us. You think you're too good for rats?!

# ? Mar 9, 2020 23:08

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Elfface posted:

You goons all forget.

Vampires need to drink blood. That means going outside and interacting with people, to get the blood from them.

Camarilla agent: "I can't explain it, starved themselves into torpor. Just spent each night hauling printers back and forth, then when it was time to strike, meowed like a cat and crawled away. Even the maddest Malkavian or most bestial Gangrel know how to hunt..."

Door dash, my friend

# ? Mar 9, 2020 23:30

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Mar 9, 2020 23:38

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

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kdrudy: Sep 19, 2009

Cartoon Man posted:

Now do one for "dag yo".

# ? Mar 9, 2020 23:42

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

zoux posted:

*aged Vampire, 1000 years old* Oh to see the sun rise but once more. Immortal life is a curse.

*Me, watching Netflix for 1000 years* gently caress the sun I fuckin hate the sun.

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Mr. Bad Guy: Jun 28, 2006

Wtf is Johnen Vasquez doing poo poo again?

# ? Mar 10, 2020 00:31

Kramdar: Jun 21, 2005; Radmark says....Worship Kramdar

The Bloop posted:

Having just binged Six Feet Under, I legit looked up Cromwell last night cuz my wife wanted to know if he was still alive.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 00:34

wizzardstaff: Apr 6, 2018; Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Wtf is Johnen Vasquez doing poo poo again?

It's 20 years old.

e: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/dansemacabre1/meanwhile-t6495.html

wizzardstaff has a new favorite as of 00:45 on Mar 10, 2020

# ? Mar 10, 2020 00:40

Kart Barfunkel: Nov 10, 2009

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Wtf is Johnen Vasquez doing poo poo again?

I believe I read that comic in the Squee TPB when I was in high school. It�s been a while since I was in high school.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 00:40

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Please turn me into a vampire or swamp thing.

Either is cool.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:01

alexandriao: Jul 20, 2019; Can't post for 3 hours!

Cartoon Man posted:

Why would you want to be an immortal vampire when this planet is completely hosed and not getting any better?

To deal with the people responsible or something idk

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:14

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/painted_eel/status/1188331272340307974

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:29

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

MizPiz posted:

This but the Sim City 2000 guy

# ? Mar 10, 2020 02:41

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

# ? Mar 10, 2020 02:59

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

ChubbyChecker posted:

drat that's a nice name for a horror actor

there was an extremely good pro wrestler who went by the ring name of Ricky Steamboat

that's pretty good, not quite as good as the name on his real life hand-to-god birth certificate: Richard Blood

# ? Mar 10, 2020 03:07

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

# ? Mar 10, 2020 03:10

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

I'd be turned into a vampire, no question.
I seriously do not give a single poo poo.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 03:31

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Vampires who want to see the sun can just take a quick peek, or use the paper with a tiny hole in it or some poo poo. It'll burn them a bit but they heal anyway so nbd. It's like looking directly at the sun for a normal person.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 03:43

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

bike tory posted:

Vampires who want to see the sun can just take a quick peek, or use the paper with a tiny hole in it or some poo poo. It'll burn them a bit but they heal anyway so nbd. It's like looking directly at the sun for a normal person.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 03:55

ZixTheYeti: Jul 12, 2005; Hellarious!

bike tory posted:

Vampires who want to see the sun can just take a quick peek, or use the paper with a tiny hole in it or some poo poo. It'll burn them a bit but they heal anyway so nbd. It's like looking directly at the sun for a normal person.

So what you�re saying is vampires can have little a sun, as a peek?

# ? Mar 10, 2020 03:55

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

bike tory posted:

Vampires who want to see the sun can just take a quick peek, or use the paper with a tiny hole in it or some poo poo. It'll burn them a bit but they heal anyway so nbd. It's like looking directly at the sun for a normal person.

I love the episode of What We Do In The Shadows where the new vampire is like "you haven't seen Blade? You can just wear motorcycle gear and you'll be fine" and they try it and get hosed up.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 03:57

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

I'd rather be a demon instead of a vampire, if the option's there.

Go atomic wedgie a cop and take his gun.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 04:24

Riatsala: Nov 20, 2013; All Princesses are Tyrants

I'll be an Alucard style melancholy bisexual half-vampire, if we're still taking orders.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 04:27

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

We're on the precipice of a new meme format.

https://twitter.com/RottingVale/status/1236941043825770496?s=19

Many in there. Some good. Too lazy to post them since it's tedious with a phone.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 05:03

RJWaters2: Dec 16, 2011; It was not not not so great

Cartoon Man posted:

Is this Goatse

# ? Mar 10, 2020 05:36

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Detective No. 27 posted:

We're on the precipice of a new meme format.

https://twitter.com/RottingVale/status/1236941043825770496?s=19

Many in there. Some good. Too lazy to post them since it's tedious with a phone.

https://twitter.com/GavinKane15/status/1237128253925732354?s=19

This is my meme! It was made for me!

# ? Mar 10, 2020 07:33

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.