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DOOM ANIMAL CROSSING MARCH TWENTIETH This poll is closed. |
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| DOOM |
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39 | 13.36% |
| ANIMAL CROSSING |
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41 | 14.04% |
| DOOM ANIMAL CROSSING |
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84 | 28.77% |
| Melinda Megamelons and her gang of busty felons (Inc Bowsette) |
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56 | 19.18% |
| hotgirl69 |
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72 | 24.66% |
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What a weird turn of phrase turn of phrase to get upset about.
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Mar 10, 2020 00:45
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CottonWolf posted:Is that a thing people talk about? I talk about bowsette every day
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Mar 10, 2020 00:45
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Jay Rust posted:As a straight dude who tries to be woke I feel that making companions always thirsty for the player character regardless of gender is reductive to the human experience, but also representation is important, so I don’t know I'm 185 hours into Kingmaker rn and there are supposedly several romance options available. To the game's credit, I don't know if it's because my PC is a woman, if it's because she's a semi-evil inquisitor, or if I'm just not being a creep to them but basically nobody has started a romance with me. There are two characters who are in some nebulous relationship and they've both flirted with me but it doesn't go anywhere to worry about. Valerie is this tower-shield carrying tank warrior who loving hates it when people make a big deal about her beauty. There have been uncomfortable dialogue options before to be like "hurr hurr but did u know actually u r SO PRETTY" and poo poo like that, but it always came after these convos about how disrespected she felt because that's all people ever focused on. Her whole character and arc basically revolves around this, and yet, it seems that was their idea of how to start the romance. I never picked any of that poo poo to say, so there's no relationship triggered there either. There is an evil tiefling who offers to have sex with your PC pretty casually, but I have since learned ever doing that locks you out of a relationship with her/her. I ain't buggin', I didn't know the game had relationships at all until seeing it in some comment chain. Plus, realistically seems like the Queen would be too busy for a relationship anyway. In the Varnhold DLC, there wasn't time for any romance options, but you there is a quest dude you talk to and if you're the type of person to exhaust dialogue options with an NPC, one of them takes you straight to some fade-to-black property-damaging gay sex. Some pretty casual progressive action for russian devs!
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Mar 10, 2020 00:46
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I spent my "entire weekend" playing video games. *Neil deGrasse Tyson slides into thread to well actually*
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Mar 10, 2020 00:47
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Baller Time posted:Vegeta is a good character, though See also every other major character. Almost every single party member was an antagonist or rival at one point. I think the only major Z era villain who never had any sort of friendship with Goku was Cell?
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Mar 10, 2020 00:47
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Upset? No I want to talk about how horny I am to be consumed by Cell's tail maw
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Mar 10, 2020 00:48
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Look, we all want to be devoured by cell's slimy appendages but u don't have to make it some pervert's thing
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Mar 10, 2020 00:49
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Romances are good when its just you and your pal on a big adventure and you go through all sorts of wacky situations. It's bad when you have a whole party of elf maidens to choose who you like most.
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Mar 10, 2020 00:53
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What is an example of a "fetish episode"
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Mar 10, 2020 00:54
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:What is an example of a "fetish episode" The episode of Futurama where Leela and Amy become big and buff and force themselves onto Fry (not fake.)
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Mar 10, 2020 00:56
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:What is an example of a "fetish episode" Maybe he has only ever seen totally spies and thought that that was what every cartoon was like SeXReX posted:It's nearly as big of a staple as lifting your entire plot directly from the Bible What games lift their entire plot from the bible? I know a lot of games lift names and elements from the bible and religion at large but I can't think of any off the top of my head that actually adapt the bible, only certain ideas and characters.
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Mar 10, 2020 00:58
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"Jesus Christ, Denton"
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Mar 10, 2020 01:03
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Super Noah's Ark
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Mar 10, 2020 01:04
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Shepard is literally space Jesus Christ
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Mar 10, 2020 01:05
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Doom
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Mar 10, 2020 01:05
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The Binding of Isaac
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Mar 10, 2020 01:09
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El Shaddai
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Mar 10, 2020 01:09
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FirstAidKite posted:Maybe he has only ever seen totally spies and thought that that was what every cartoon was like simpsons hit and run
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Mar 10, 2020 01:28
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FirstAidKite posted:What games lift their entire plot from the bible? I know a lot of games lift names and elements from the bible and religion at large but I can't think of any off the top of my head that actually adapt the bible, only certain ideas and characters. What would a game that even adapted the entire bible be like? Some of it seems straightforward, bible starts off with some SimEarth poo poo, got Animal Crossing Eden for a little while, there are some clear third person action segments, some areas with light puzzle solving, walking simulator sections, zoo tycoon for that ark saga, Saul's chock full of cool demon summoning and magic and other DnD stuff, Age of Mythology/Empires here and there, some room for Ultima RPG action... but there's also a ton of poo poo in the Bible that would be much harder to include. A lot of bible books about just rules for old times jewish people, lists of dead people, creepy incest, people trying to spoil and leak future books' events, god delivering on vague threats to his own chosen people, and people talking about how hard it was to build this or that, or how pissed god was that they built/did that or this. There's a couple books that are just horny notes this dude wrote for someone he was crushing on. There's another story I remember where God is really pissed about cum and people putting cum on the ground and demanding they put cum in their dead brothers wife or whatever. Other stuff seems clear it could work in a videogame, but then it's unclear what your actual role would be mechanically. God sending bears to attack and kill a bunch of petulant children is something we can all see in a videogame in our minds, but are we the bears? Are we the kid, the old man, God zirself?! The Gospels would be interesting since a lot of it is just reposts with one version being written by some rear end in a top hat who's OC self-insert essentially replaces Jesus and rewrites and co-opts the entire religion for the rest of history lol. An actual, start-to-finish Bible game would be an incredible project, you'd have to be making like 100 different games into one.  Best Videogame Noah of All Time Khanstant fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Mar 10, 2020 |
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Mar 10, 2020 01:42
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stev posted:See also every other major character. Almost every single party member was an antagonist or rival at one point. honestly it'd be faster to name the dragon ball characters who don't fight with goku at some point. i think you've got uh, turtle. and trunks
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Mar 10, 2020 01:50
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I've only ever heard of Fetish Episodes being a thing when people go 'hey remember that totally spies cartoon? That was weird and also totally a fetish thing gone out of control.'
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Mar 10, 2020 01:59
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Mar 10, 2020 02:01
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I was wondering where the freeze blast upgrade in Arkham Knight was and why I couldn't find it until I looked it up and it was just sitting there on a table in an area that you pass by and nothing ever really points it out unless you just happen to use Detective Mode. I'm pretty much at the endgame now, just doing all the Riddler stuff so I can have that smug gently caress thrown into the lockup before moving on.
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Mar 10, 2020 02:10
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Yeah having a couple of the gadgets just being completely optional was weird.
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Mar 10, 2020 02:12
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It's also weird that sliding is such a non-thing aside from like one trophy that I was under the impression it didn't exist until that point compared to the few times you had to in City.
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Mar 10, 2020 02:26
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Looper posted:honestly it'd be faster to name the dragon ball characters who don't fight with goku at some point. i think you've got uh, turtle. and trunks Trunks briefly fights with Goku when first introduced just to establish that they’re both badasses
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Mar 10, 2020 02:42
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Honestly I'm a little disappointed none of you mentioned this
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Mar 10, 2020 02:55
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CottonWolf posted:El Shaddai  The Book of Enoch is not part of the Bible (at least not according to Jewish tradition or the Vatican)
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Mar 10, 2020 03:08
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Is there a release date yet for the open beta of Phantasy Star Online 2 on Xbox?
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Mar 10, 2020 03:11
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:What is an example of a "fetish episode" and they weren't done because the writers had a boner for it but because it was a simple scenario to write up. if someone shrinks you can have a bunch of wacky scenarios with giant ant monsters or whatever. but more importantly, it means that they wouldn't have to write a story that comes organically out of the character relationships, because the shows they worked on didn't have strong characterization but either broad archetypes or just toyetic characters but then a kid watches these episodes at a very specific point in their life, and then 10 years later, it's their kink i have been watching the marvel spider-woman cartoon from 1979 and it's buckwild. in the first episode, a purple pyramid rises out of the sand in egypt, and it's actually a spaceship piloted by an ancient alien mummy, and he goes around zapping people and turning them into mummies. he clips spiderman and spiderman is like "oh no i'm slowly turning into a mummy". it's loving stupid in an amazing way and i bet someone out there is intensely into people mummification as a result The 7th Guest fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Mar 10, 2020 |
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Mar 10, 2020 03:11
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haveblue posted:
Apocrypha counts in my book.  So does The Flying House, so my take on this may not be entirely reliable. 
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Mar 10, 2020 03:17
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The 7th Guest posted:but then a kid watches these episodes at a very specific point in their life, and then 10 years later, it's their kink Isn't this specifically not how fetishes get formed though? I was under the impression that this was some freudian* style stuff *not necessarily from freud himself but being something as accurate as freud's views
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Mar 10, 2020 03:36
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I said come in! posted:Is there a release date yet for the open beta of Phantasy Star Online 2 on Xbox? announced today for march 17th, actually https://www.siliconera.com/the-phantasy-star-online-2-beta-begins-on-march-17-2020/
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Mar 10, 2020 03:41
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i mean i do not think that someone gets a fetish for someone being inflated/turned into a beach ball* innately from birth, i think they see a looney tune where wile e coyote gets flattened and then he plugs his mouth and inflates his body up, and their mind says "let me catalog this for later when i become horny" * i am referring to ian sampson, a fetish artist and brief "webcomic for all-ages" cartoonist that got dunked on in the webcomics thread years ago
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Mar 10, 2020 03:44
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I can't believe you fucks waited to do a bg companion ranking until I was in class, I was the trailblazer!!!
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Mar 10, 2020 03:55
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Let's rank things that the chat thread likes to rank.
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Mar 10, 2020 04:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQWEc9rPhR0
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Mar 10, 2020 04:01
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S zelda games, comic books, manga A smash fighters, anime B celebrity minge, and wangs C books, movies F music
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Mar 10, 2020 04:03
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There's probably someone in here who cares about this and hasn't heard yet so https://twitter.com/supremezerker/status/1237159050237837312 I'm so excited, time for 3 back to back new Trails games at last. The waiting will finally all have paid off baby. E: drat beat me to it lol
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Mar 10, 2020 04:05
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Boba Pearl posted:S amus
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Mar 10, 2020 04:06
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