WWE Discussion for March 2020: But There Was No Payoff

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reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/BraunStrowman/status/1237366272788254721

Vince shook.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 17:45

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# ? May 26, 2024 20:20

Incessant Excess: Aug 15, 2005; Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

Is he gonna lay him out three times in a row or will this be the one time where AJ stands tall in this feud?

Next week should mean big(ish) ratings, Taker and Austin on the same show.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 17:47

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/BraunStrowman/status/1237366272788254721

I find this blatant attack on World Wrestling Entertainment Hall of Famer Donald J. Trump quite despicable indeed!

# ? Mar 10, 2020 17:49

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Taker looking like he's trying to take a constipated poo poo

# ? Mar 10, 2020 17:50

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

bradzilla posted:

Taker looking like he's trying to take a constipated poo poo

That's the face you make when someone leaves milk in the locker room so long that it goes rotten and you know you're gonna have to be a "locker room leader" with a full garbage can and a couple of steel chairs.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 17:54

Eat My Fuc: May 29, 2007; Can't post for 8 hours!

Ricochet got depushed for loving his own rear end, when he should have been main eventing for it because he�s a beautiful man and butt play is a okay

# ? Mar 10, 2020 18:02

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

bradzilla posted:

Taker looking like he's trying to take a constipated poo poo

Someone post the Undertaker gurgle sound clip

# ? Mar 10, 2020 18:10

RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

There's dozens of guys who could be main eventing another promotion, or at least be putting on great matches. WWE should only be a short detour to get your name out there and create savings, not because you expect to be a champion

# ? Mar 10, 2020 18:11

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/AngelGarzaWwe/status/1237390848167309312

"Coronavirus does NOT exist everything is in the mind"

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:16

RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

drat, I regret to inform you that Angel Garza was always bad�

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:17

OctoberCountry: Oct 9, 2012

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/AngelGarzaWwe/status/1237390848167309312

"Coronavirus does NOT exist everything is in the mind"

jesus christ

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:17

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

he's right

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:18

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

What happened to Taker's Mania feud with Dr Disrespect

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:18

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/AngelGarzaWwe/status/1237390848167309312

"Coronavirus does NOT exist everything is in the mind"

yikes lol forget Pentagon jr this guy has cero miedo

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:18

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/AngelGarzaWwe/status/1237390848167309312

"Coronavirus does NOT exist everything is in the mind"

lol

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:19

RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Intruder posted:

What happened to Taker's Mania feud with Dr Disrespect

After Undertaker literally did a video with Dr Disrespect I don't think anything's happened in the last couple weeks. Probably because Dr Disrespect is as tall as Undertaker.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:19

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

I once fantasy booked Macklemore ending the undertakers streak at WrestleMania.I'd rather see Macklemore vs Undertaker.

Let Doctor Disrespect take on the epic gamers in the New Day

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:24

Hirez: Feb 3, 2003; Weber scored 49 points?

Incessant Excess posted:

Kevin Owens is impossible to root for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_9dDqVp_pQ&t=35s

Just watch the first 20 seconds; don't watch the end if you don't want their WM match this year spoiled

edit: lol they mention RIPochet in the commentary there too.

Hirez fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Mar 10, 2020

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:27

Hopkins FBI: Jan 4, 2015; MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

Cough, sneeze, it's all in the mind

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:33

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Can't post for 6 hours!

Incessant Excess posted:

...AJ stands tall...

I have some bad news, friend.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:45

Hopkins FBI: Jan 4, 2015; MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

quote:

WWE is set to introduce a character portraying Drew McIntyre�s mentor for up-coming vignettes.

As first reported by Fightful Select (subscription required), WWE has put out a casting call in Scotland in search of a man to play character named �Gameskeeper�, who will act as McIntyre�s father figure.

WWE is looking for a male aged between 60 and 80 years old for a shoot set to take place on 3/12 near Loch Lomond, Scotland

The casting company has released the following information regarding the shoot.

This fictional character is the GAMESKEEPER to the McIntyre family estate. Family are local to Loch Lomond, Scottish accent required.

He is WWE star�s father figure, teacher and spiritual guide. WWE star has grown up under the watchful of this man. He taught WWE star everything he knows. This is his Yoda!

The GAMESKEEPER is a strong confident character that is fiercely intelligent with a charismatic presence. A straight-talking, tell-it-like-it-is guy � who is always engaging and disarmingly charming when he wants to be. But like all good Yodas� � his standards are high! From WWE star he expects only physical and mental perfection. What ever the GAMESKEEPER says, WWE star does it.

He�s aged between 60 and 80 years old but don�t let that fool you, he could still kick yours and my a*se anytime he wanted�and he wouldn�t even break a sweat!

This proud 10 men tug-of-war team has been competing (and winning) in competitions for the last 5 years. Every man is powerhouse � burly, swaggering and noisy. Fierce competitors who love competing and drinking � but not necessarily in that order. They�re aged between 25 and 55 years old.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:49

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Hopkins FBI posted:

oh cool i was just talking about how i wasnt embarrassed to cheer for drew mcintyre as a face

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:51

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Hopkins FBI posted:

lmfao that is not a babyface gimmick at all

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:52

Incessant Excess: Aug 15, 2005; Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

I hesitate to be wait and see about something WWE does but they have handled Drew pretty well from the Rumble till now, so this could turn out decent.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:52

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

i'm the gameskeeper

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:52

RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

"WWE really wishes that Fit Finlay was Scottish"

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:53

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

ah keep ahl the geems

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:53

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Incessant Excess posted:

they have handled Drew pretty well from the Rumble till now

Did you miss the spider killing gif earlier? We got a lot of posts that night, I don't blame you if you did

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:53

Incessant Excess: Aug 15, 2005; Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

I read the spider killing as Drew doing basically this:

https://twitter.com/tde_wrestling/status/1182091641609424898

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:56

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Hopkins FBI posted:

lol why

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:57

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Incessant Excess posted:

I read the spider killing as Drew doing basically this:

https://twitter.com/tde_wrestling/status/1182091641609424898

yeah. someone was gonna smash that spider and drew happened to need a jobber to beat up

# ? Mar 10, 2020 19:58

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Better Than You posted:

lol why

Vince finally saw Skyfall?

# ? Mar 10, 2020 20:02

cunny mcalister: Mar 21, 2004; Somehow less than meets the eye.

MCINTYRE MY SON! WE MUST STOP LESNAR-MANIA!

# ? Mar 10, 2020 20:02

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Smashing the spider got such a huge pop that I almost think they should've had Black or Ricochet do it the month they were pushing them, Drew doesn't need it right now.

I think spiders are cool but I don't think the WWE crowd is with me.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 20:06

OctoberCountry: Oct 9, 2012

Hopkins FBI posted:

They're going to run Drew's top face push into the ground faster than Seth's

# ? Mar 10, 2020 20:08

CopywrightMMXI: Jun 1, 2011; One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

I hope they get Groundskeepr Willie for the role.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 20:08

Hopkins FBI: Jan 4, 2015; MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

I hope Vince insists on playing the Gameskeeper himself.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 20:13

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

CopywrightMMXI posted:

I hope they get Groundskeepr Willie for the role.

"What do you mean he's not a real person?!? Well then get me Gameskeeper Wally!"

# ? Mar 10, 2020 20:16

TriffTshngo: Mar 28, 2010; Don't get it twisted who your enemies are.

Hopkins FBI posted:

# ? Mar 10, 2020 20:23

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# ? May 26, 2024 20:20

KungFu Grip: Jun 18, 2008

lmao and vince thinks paul heyman is doing a better job than triple h with their brands

also didn't realize the AJ thing was a full on shoot calling Taker Mark Callaway even though we all think he's a broken down old man too

# ? Mar 10, 2020 20:34

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