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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Early season Voyager is so much better than later Voyager. Just remembering basic poo poo like Janeway being a science officer, the Maquis-Starfleet problems, things are scarce.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
No 6 of 9 tho

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Okay Voyager has found this dead planet with these people in stasis pods controlled by a computer but why do they involve themselves??? Why don't they just say "that's hosed up" and move on??

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I don't think you "get" star trekking.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Everyone concentrates on the prime directive of "don't interfere with prewarp civilisations" but nobody thinks about the second directive "gently caress with literally anything else metaphorically or literally"

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Colonel Cancer posted:

No 6 of 9 tho

I'm 4 of 20

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Ghostlight posted:

Everyone concentrates on the prime directive of "don't interfere with prewarp civilisations" but nobody thinks about the second directive "gently caress with literally anything else metaphorically or literally"

One thing I like with Babylon 5 is the Narns specifically, and probably most other races, have an active policy of Do not gently caress with the Walkers/Vorlons/Minbari/Anything powerful enough that we can't comprehend their technology.

Dr. Fishopolis
Aug 31, 2004

ROBOT

Neddy Seagoon posted:

One thing I like with Babylon 5 is the Narns specifically, and probably most other races, have an active policy of Do not gently caress with the Walkers/Vorlons/Minbari/Anything powerful enough that we can't comprehend their technology.

hah, I'm literally watching the ep where this becomes clear

it's also the one where walter koenig shows up for the first time and everyone has to deal with a telepath who's turning into dr manhattan in an EXTREMELY THESPIAN MANNER

i love that show so god drat much

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Neddy Seagoon posted:

One thing I like with Babylon 5 is the Narns specifically, and probably most other races, have an active policy of Do not gently caress with the Walkers/Vorlons/Minbari/Anything powerful enough that we can't comprehend their technology.

Yeah, but the Narns knew of the Shadows as the Shadows hosed with them destroying all their psychics in the last big war. It's part of their 'religion' to just stay the gently caress away.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

happyhippy posted:

Yeah, but the Narns knew of the Shadows as the Shadows hosed with them destroying all their psychics in the last big war. It's part of their 'religion' to just stay the gently caress away.

No, even the Centauri no better than to gently caress with the Minbari or Vorlons.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I've really come to like Avenue 5.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






The General posted:

I've really come to like Avenue 5.

Avenue 5 is great.

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:
I’m also watching early Voyager. The episode where they decide to take comedy character Neelix and give him a war guilt story and make him do serious, tearful acting really blows.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Prism Mirror Lens posted:

I’m also watching Voyager. The episode with Neelix really blows.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




The General posted:

I've really come to like Avenue 5.

Is it the last, best hope for a nice space cruise?

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
I’m on Voyager again as well. Wife hates it. She also hates TNG and DS9 and Enterprise. But she loves Avenue 5 so at least we can watch that together. She really likes poop jokes that extend for multiple episodes.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
voyager is a poop joke that lasts for multiple episodes, though?

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
No, Voyager is not poop. It is poo poo. There is a difference.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

PenisMonkey posted:

I’m on Voyager again as well. Wife hates it.

:hmmyes:

PenisMonkey posted:

She also hates TNG and DS9

:mods:

PenisMonkey posted:

and Enterprise.

:hmmyes:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Prism Mirror Lens posted:

I’m also watching early Voyager. The episode where they decide to take comedy character Neelix and give him a war guilt story and make him do serious, tearful acting really blows.

Idk the one where he dies and realizes that there's no afterlife is pretty good.

Too bad they bring him back

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
When I first watched TNG, I really enjoyed it, but now....

I was in the hospital a few weeks ago, without much to do but watch tv, and BBC America has marathons of both TNG and DS9. I binge watched the DS9, but the TNG stuff, while I watched a few episodes, it didnt feel like there was really a lot to make me keep watching.

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:

Colonel Cancer posted:

Idk the one where he dies and realizes that there's no afterlife is pretty good.

Too bad they bring him back

But Chakotay’s spirit can fly around the ship possessing people when he’s braindead, he clearly has an afterlife of some kind. And they find an asteroid belt that has, like, spirit energy from the dead aliens nearby. It’s p clear that there is an afterlife, but Neelix isn’t allowed in

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Epicurius posted:

When I first watched TNG, I really enjoyed it, but now....

I was in the hospital a few weeks ago, without much to do but watch tv, and BBC America has marathons of both TNG and DS9. I binge watched the DS9, but the TNG stuff, while I watched a few episodes, it didnt feel like there was really a lot to make me keep watching.

Skip to season 3, the first season is roooouuuuugh.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Yeah I'm watching TNG again on and off and I'm at season 1 and there's a couple of episodes that are a slog to get through. I've been on When the Bough Breaks for a couple of weeks now. Anytime I try to watch it my attention wanders and I end up watching something else. Had the same problem with Justice and ended up just skipping through it. And they both happen to be Wesley-centric episodes...:thunk:

MrTargetPractice
Mar 17, 2004

Man watching Picard is really rough. It feels like there are 6 writers but only 1 of them actually cares that this is supposed to be a Trek show. The others are just prestige TV hacks. The Trek person usually gets bullied and over ruled but once in a while they are able to sneak in a Very Star Trek speech about hope and curiosity in the middle of some bullshit melodrama.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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The General posted:

I've really come to like Avenue 5.

I agree, I like how there's incredibly low stakes that turn to poo poo because everyone is petty and secretive and terrified

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

PenisMonkey posted:

I’m on Voyager again as well. Wife hates it. She also hates TNG and DS9 and Enterprise. But she loves Avenue 5 so at least we can watch that together. She really likes poop jokes that extend for multiple episodes.

hmm my wife only likes voyager and some of TNG. she thinks DS9 is boring as hell and hates t'pol in enterprise enough to never want to watch any of it

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Brawnfire posted:

I agree, I like how there's incredibly low stakes that turn to poo poo because everyone is petty and secretive and terrified

I thought the first episode was pretty crap and just rehashed the same three jokes at louder volumes to force comedy. But I gave it another go tonight seeing as other people here seemed to like it and Avenue 5 definitely gets way better in subsequent episodes as it finds its legs.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Poopelyse posted:

she thinks DS9 is boring as hell

Your wife is right.

It's probably the best Star Trek in terms of ~themes~ and ~characters~ but good lord it's loving dull the vast majority of the time

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
picard is so unrealistic

you can't walk away from a wood-fired oven and not expect a pizza to be carbon a minute later

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


My first reaction at seeing the Troi-Rikers' house is "wow that place is like a boomer dream mansion".

All it's missing is Riker's mancave in the basement.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Drone posted:

My first reaction at seeing the Troi-Rikers' house is "wow that place is like a boomer dream mansion".

All it's missing is Riker's mancave in the basement.

I rolled my eyes at the windows glowing for the shields. I mean wouldn’t they be under some kind of dome that protects more than the literal house

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

mediaphage posted:

I rolled my eyes at the windows glowing for the shields. I mean wouldn’t they be under some kind of dome that protects more than the literal house

After Voyager/Insurrection/Nemesis, star trek (at least federation) shields transitioned from bubbles to form-fitting.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Blistex posted:

After Voyager/Insurrection/Nemesis, star trek (at least federation) shields transitioned from bubbles to form-fitting.

Which I can understand for a ship, but a house? Think about the damage that superheated air is going to cause all around it if it gets hit with something you need shields for

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I haven't seen Avenue 5 but it sounds like Aniara with a laugh track, and I absolutely loved Aniara.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I haven't seen Avenue 5 but it sounds like Aniara with a laugh track, and I absolutely loved Aniara.

I think it’s real hit and miss. A lot of the jokes fall totally flat, to me, I hate the Jared from Silicon Valley character, etc. But the yoga class slamming into a window is hilarious and totally believable.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

The General posted:

I've really come to like Avenue 5.

It's great and there is a tviv thread for it now!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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mediaphage posted:

I think it’s real hit and miss. A lot of the jokes fall totally flat, to me, I hate the Jared from Silicon Valley character, etc. But the yoga class slamming into a window is hilarious and totally believable.

He's grown on me, I like that he was the mental and moral support specialist for a luxury cruise that suddenly is the mental and moral support specialist for thousands of people in a three-year rising crisis

The General
Mar 4, 2007


?? The Customer Services guy owns so hard.

Edit: It takes a few episodes to get there though. Also I always laugh at the delay.

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

The General posted:

?? The Customer Services guy owns so hard.

Edit: It takes a few episodes to get there though. Also I always laugh at the delay.

I like the dark joke in one of the recent episodes that it's just agreed that nobody is going to be surprised if/when he commits suicide. And mutually agreed there were no warning signs, as far as HR is concerned.

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