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Soysaucebeast posted:I got hit with it at work, but thankfully I was able to close the window before anyone else saw. I was shocked for a hot second and then about died laughing. It was absurd and kinda felt like seeing an old friend lol. 
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God, I love seeing that gaping rear end in a top hat. And it's great he's still involved in his forums like this.
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Len posted:I browse from the app and missed it I guess same
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Puppy Galaxy posted:I think it’s at goatse.ru now Nice, cheers.
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I'm kind of surprised people would view the forum from work when the apps for the phone work just fine. Seems like a risk.
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LingcodKilla posted:I'm kind of surprised people would view the forum from work when the apps for the phone work just fine. Seems like a risk. I miss my old job where i could freely browse
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JollyBoyJohn posted:I miss my old job where i could freely browse I'm so used to seeing horrible things I dont want to explain to coworkers how I "accidentally" got to a page with Sonic loving Pikachu.
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Daikloktos posted:God, I love seeing that gaping rear end in a top hat. And it's great he's still involved in his forums like this.
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Ah man, I thought "who the hell cares" and ignored it. Would have actually clicked it if I knew it were Goatse.
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"I would have actually clicked if I'd known it was goatse" is about the SomethingAwfulest sentiment I've ever seen expressed.
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:"I would have actually clicked if I'd known it was goatse" is about the SomethingAwfulest sentiment I've ever seen expressed. Hello Anus my old friend.
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LingcodKilla posted:Hello Anus my old friend. The rear end of the prophet is painted on subway walls, tenement halls.
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LingcodKilla posted:Hello Anus my old friend. Because a goatse slyly creeping In hidden links that left me weeping And the horror that was planted in my brain Still remains Looking at rings of anus
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Hello.jpg my old friend I've come to stare at you again Into an rear end in a top hat widely gaping Opened by hands firmly grasping And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the depths of goatse In restless dreams I gazed alone Into the yawning red cone Beside the halo of the gold ring I turned my vision to avoid the thing When my eyes were stabbed by the flesh of a massive dong That hung there long Beside the depths of goatse And in the gaping rear end I saw Ten thousand people, maybe more People gawking without freaking People looking without puking People writing posts that goons forever share No one dared Disturb the depths of goatse "Fools" said I, "You do not know Assholes like a sphincter grow Hear my words that I might teach you Reach my rear end that I might stretch you" But my voice in stretched out colons fell And echoed in the wells of goatse And the people howled and brayed Of the goatman were afraid And the site flashed out its warning In the image that was forming And the site said, "The works of the perverts Uploaded to the shocksite walls And internet halls" And posted in the threads of forums
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Mar 13, 2020 14:29
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LingcodKilla posted:Y’all need Jesus. Because he has extra holes?
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Azubah posted:Because he has extra holes? 
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Mar 13, 2020 15:39
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Sweevo posted:Hello.jpg my old friend
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You can't rhyme 'gaping' and 'grasping' and then expect me to respect you.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:someone please record that Paging Fragmaster to come back and start recording himself reading posts again. Once or twice a year I pull up the F-Zero rant and it's still funny.
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Elephant Ambush posted:Paging Fragmaster to come back and start recording himself reading posts again. Once or twice a year I pull up the F-Zero rant and it's still funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I
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These days I keep thinking about the goon that got "2014 sucked" tattooed on his pec and just kind of laughing.
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slinkimalinki posted:These days I keep thinking about the goon that got "2014 sucked" tattooed on his pec and just kind of laughing. Wasn't that a user with the name windows 98 or something and 2014 sucked because they went to prison for trying to kill someone with a car?
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Bundy posted:Wasn't that a user with the name windows 98 or something and 2014 sucked because they went to prison for trying to kill someone with a car? That and they "hit a kid with a shovel" Not an actual kid, I believe, a young adult
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aaa i keep forgetting the one where its two college kids (10 years ago) doing some kind of mental tv show for toddlers - background music is super slowed down and weird - all reactions are intense, way into the camera and several seconds - the show is called poop butthole fuckyou something like that, im not kidding - there are 2 episodes - the host has a walking stick, like his grandpas walking stick? - they build traps, which is moving a chair - then when someone sits on it or nearly does, you they go mental
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isn't that called something like buttz and bonerz? having trouble finding it but pretty sure i remember that one
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There's something very distinct about media intended for children but clearly made by people who have extremely little experience with children, and in fact seem to have observed them from a great distance, probably from orbit, and have thoroughly deranged ideas of what they would like and enjoy. The Oogieloves comes to mind.
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I remember when Windows 98 had a freakout because there was a man in his garden with a lawnmower cutting the grass
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Shoehead posted:I remember when Windows 98 had a freakout because there was a man in his garden with a lawnmower cutting the grass
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FilthyImp posted:Was the dude just eating the grass like in that Stephen King story? Oh man I read that story but I can’t remember what’s it called. Something like “the lawnmower guy”
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oldpainless posted:Oh man I read that story but I can’t remember what’s it called. Something like “the lawnmower guy” The Lawnmower Man
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empty baggie posted:The Lawnmower Man No that’s not it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caKZdPlEu2U better than hollywood
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oldpainless posted:No that’s not it I know it's that one because it has the mentally impaired character that does magic.
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FilthyImp posted:The Haunted Lawnmower. poo poo that's like half of the books the dude wrote. The other half is magical black people.
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