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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

OhAreThey posted:

Excellent comment/username combo.

Takoluka posted:

he's only wrong because he should have said "marginally better" and "I'm only going to vote downballot"

We had been doing so well for a few pages with this thread not being “Here’s how I’m voting and why you’re voting wrong” :ohdear:

It’s boring even for :patriot:

d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...


This is IoSM on all fronts. For those who don't know the steamer, enjoy!


https://youtu.be/UlJgGjGVtyM

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

d3lness posted:

This is IoSM on all fronts. For those who don't know the steamer, enjoy!


https://youtu.be/UlJgGjGVtyM

Oh God, I didn't realize they were the same person.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

I need an adult

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

that's the beauty of it, she doesn't DO anything

OhAreThey
Oct 12, 2012

I like your nurse's uniform, guy.

AlbieQuirky posted:

We had been doing so well for a few pages with this thread not being “Here’s how I’m voting and why you’re voting wrong” :ohdear:

It’s boring even for :patriot:

Sorry, I was catching up on the thread. Couldn't help myself. For I am a smoothbrained bootlicker.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

Yeah, dude seems to be on an even keel.


Clarke is maybe the most pathetic of all the desperate wannabes. He's trying so, so hard, but he will never really be one of the gang.

Edit: I'm not counting the Loomers and the Wohls, because lol.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/TBold14/status/1239574227503677440

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Clarke is maybe the most pathetic of all the desperate wannabes. He's trying so, so hard, but he will never really be one of the gang.

Edit: I'm not counting the Loomers and the Wohls, because lol.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
SHERIFF CLARKE EAT THE EGGS

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

It’s gone now but an English-language Japanese news service posted an article about a new compression bra and a guy in a fedora showed up “concerned” that it would “damage (women’s) most attractive assets.”

Everybody told him to gently caress off and he was like WELL I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
All that glitters is gold (medals I awarded myself to look cool)

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Alien Sex Manual posted:

It’s gone now but an English-language Japanese news service posted an article about a new compression bra and a guy in a fedora showed up “concerned” that it would “damage (women’s) most attractive assets.”

Everybody told him to gently caress off and he was like WELL I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

arent those mostly for after surgery? idk im a dude w/o moobs. but i had to wear a compression shirt and shorts after surgery.

considering the most common boob surgery is a mastectomy the dudes loving dumb.

Pustulio
Mar 21, 2012
My go to non-swear insult is dingus.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

snergle posted:

arent those mostly for after surgery? idk im a dude w/o moobs. but i had to wear a compression shirt and shorts after surgery.

considering the most common boob surgery is a mastectomy the dudes loving dumb.

That particular one is aimed towards cosplay I think, but compression garments for making boobs smaller are pretty common in the trans community for people who want to pass as men/nonbinary but haven’t been able to have surgery yet.

Like you CAN gently caress up your breast tissue by binding but not with what that company was selling.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Powered Descent posted:



Yes, this is really the governor of Oklahoma. This was Saturday night.

He has since deleted the tweet and declared a state of emergency.

Did he delete because of the political issues or just not wanting to be seen with the comedy eyebrows his kids have stuck on him?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/crulge/status/1239585724669796352?s=19

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Now I'm nostalgic for Weekend Web.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


it takes all kinds

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





First they came for the psychic vampires, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a psychic vampire.

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.
I thought that was a joke from What We Do in the Shadows.

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on

Uuuhhhh...

So who exactly needs the financial literacy according to this person? Because it sure sounds like they're implying that people can miss two months of pay and be fine.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

obviously everyone in America should've just gotten STEM degrees and stopped drinking $5 lattes

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Grimdude posted:

Uuuhhhh...

So who exactly needs the financial literacy according to this person? Because it sure sounds like they're implying that people can miss two months of pay and be fine.

Missing two months of pay while any investments they have poo poo themselves to death, no less.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


Won't someone please think of Colin Robinson!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Kevin DuBrow posted:

I thought that was a joke from What We Do in the Shadows.



I think in California you have to fill in the bubble completely, not put an X through it too.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Kevin DuBrow posted:

I thought that was a joke from What We Do in the Shadows.



Thank you for that full body laugh.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Thank you for that full body laugh.

be careful, breathlessness is not good right now

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.
Found a live one on a co-worker's post today.

Mack Adamia = coworker
Curt N. Call = me
Matt Schtick = nasty






Wash your hands. Especially if you pee all over your rear end, like I apparently do.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
The area I'm at is currently in lockdown. Here's an idiot on NextDoor.



and then everyone got up and clapped.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I'm the american who cares about "chips"

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I'm the american who cares about "chips"

I have heard that some British tourists are actually causing problems everywhere, breaking quarantines, and just being assholes in general. Perhaps this person is one of them.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I'm the american who cares about "chips"

I’m pretty sure he’s talking about potato chips.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Um, we do eat chips in America, they just look like this:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I'm the american who cares about "chips"

I mean, we eat a lot of chips assuming he's talking about doritos and lays.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
This guy deleted it before I could screenshot it, but I still have it in a Discord window. The cut off word is "work."



He posted it like an hour ago and put up a bunch of replies trying to be like "YES I KNOW BAD THINGS HAPPENED UNDER BOTH, THE POINT STANDS" and eventually just "PICK WHOEVER YOU WANT" before he finally just deleted it.

He is a supreme court lawyer and law professor, btw. He is also an "extremist centrist"

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Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib
So on twitter there's a new hashtag going around in the wake of the COVID-19 outbreaks, #boomerremover, and it's a rich, rich vein for this thread.

Oblivion engine Jeff Goldblum here is a good place to start if you want to see a guy with like 8 followers go around angrily posting about each and every mention he can find https://twitter.com/SamH1x

https://twitter.com/SamH1x/status/1238776794410389504

A twitter hashtag, basically the same thing as the Nazis

e; one more https://twitter.com/SamH1x/status/1239121158881992705

Kai Tave has a new favorite as of 03:12 on Mar 17, 2020

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